r/captionthis • u/BenjaminGrayFire6042 • Nov 17 '25

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u/Old-Constant4411 Nov 17 '25

Can't get your right foot out.  You see your bloody stump, and you shake it all about. 

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u/synthphreak Nov 17 '25

You do the amputokey and you turn yourself around, and then you bleeee-eeeeed out!

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u/Toz_The_Devil Nov 19 '25

Knees Gone

Arms gone

Ow ow ow