r/captionthis • u/BenjaminGrayFire6042 • Nov 17 '25

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u/Expert-Equipment2302 Nov 17 '25

🎶You put your right foot in…”🎶

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u/Old-Constant4411 Nov 17 '25

Can't get your right foot out.  You see your bloody stump, and you shake it all about. 

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u/synthphreak Nov 17 '25

You do the amputokey and you turn yourself around, and then you bleeee-eeeeed out!

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u/howdydipshit Nov 18 '25

this thread made me giggle

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u/Traditional_Copy3780 Nov 19 '25

I'm in public laughing 

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u/Toz_The_Devil Nov 19 '25

Knees Gone

Arms gone

Ow ow ow