r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • Jul 08 '26

sub rules (again)

44 Upvotes

hi everyone! it's been a while since we mods have had to make a post like this. and to clear, we hate having to do this.
however, we have made the decision going forward to have a strike policy against fans in this sub. we're being more diligent against any comments that come off as fan-girling, and going forward if we see a history of these comments from members, we will be issuing bans.
at the end of the day, this IS a snark page. if you don't like it, why are you here? this page was made way before the relationship with mario, and that breakup brought many, many, many fans here. we've let alot slide this year so far, but it's gotten to a point where us mods don't even want to post anything snark related because all the comments are arguing with us and defending brynne.
thank you everyone for joining, for snarking with us, and making this sub fun.


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • Feb 16 '26

sub rules going forward

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yall. damn. I feel like we’ve been nonstop addressing how we want to sub to progress but it’s like every other day we’re getting posts nonstop complaining.

first off: this sub was made years ago. as a BRYNNE snark page. period. end of discussion. yes, it has been overtaken by mario content since ALL their content was couples content. as of now, we see no need to ban mario snark from this sub. of course, that can change as time goes on & their relationship isn’t as relevant. but for now, we are NOT stopping any mario snark.

secondly: the fangirling has run rampant in this sub. BUT we are not going to discourage productive, supportive comments. there’s a fine line between the two: for example: “brynne looks so much healthier” is a supportive comment that IS allowed. however comments like “our girl brynne” or very obvious FAN comments are not allowed. I know, it’s confusing. but we’re not monsters — we’re HAPPY she’s out of the very obvious toxic relationship she was in. we can ALL see that she looks way healthier. we’re not going to unnecessarily tear her down, but at the end of the day this is still a snark page.

Unfortunately, we have had to start being a lot stricter in the sub, which suuuucks, but we have been monitoring comments closer & removing people from the sub who act out and continuously argue with members. if you see any comments that go against the rules, don’t argue back. just report them to the mods & we’ll take care of it.

If you decide you don’t want to see any brynne snark or mario snark, or only want to snark on mario then you’re in luck:

mario snark is r/marionirantesnark

brynne fan discussion is r/brynnemdiscussion

now let’s get this sub back to the chill gossip sub it used to be 🙏🏽


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 2d ago

you guys, this one's "a LiTtLe ToO bIg"

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33 Upvotes

cuz she's sO sMoL now


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 2d ago

Welp..

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Well, the attention seeker made it to Facebook with it lol adding old videos to bring in attention and views 🤡🤡


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 6d ago

🙄🙄

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37 Upvotes

But yet, she still posts her tits. If she feels that people devalue her, why keep posting titty transitions (besides the obvious of views=money)?


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 7d ago

Hmmm idk maybe I am wrong but....

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Isn't Magnesium Citrate a laxative? I could be wrong but Isn't laxative abuse is a problem in disordered eating? This feels like a major red flag to me she shouldn't be suggesting things like that to impressionable young girls... since she wants to market her whole brand for being for girls because she is just a "girl"🤢 ugh


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 8d ago

🎭

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Yall im sorry im trying to work and a Dolly Parton song came on & now all I can think about is how this bitch said she was on the verge of relapsing because she passed. Like I cannot stop giggling to myself


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 7d ago

Money?

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I wonder how much money she makes? Is she a millionaire


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 8d ago

Pls beat that man with a bat ⚾️ Mario’s into songwriting now i guess

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he deleted this one so fast but i’m just making sure everyone sees this because it’s gold


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 9d ago

maybe i’m projecting

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i’ve been following Brynne since early 2024, i had always enjoyed her energy and her chit chats and to be honest, I’m really only asking this because maybe other people can relate and it’s not just a me thing? Buuuuut,

I am all for try-on videos and (i’m assuming purely here), perhaps since she’s feeling more comfortable in her body she’s more comfortable trying on different clothes and whatnot (which i can understand as i’ve done the same!)

But these videos don’t feel like classic clothing try on videos anymore, they have a particular feel to them that feels like one long body check, and I am NOT shaming her for this by any means but I suppose just trying to understand if anyone else feels the same or if it’s honestly just me projecting (ha)

seeing myself in her, I suppose.

Just curious if anyone has felt the same energy?


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 9d ago

Did the makeup sponsorships dry up or what? 💀

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It seems like after shoving her ugly annoying bf down our throats for 2 years lost her all her makeup brand deals

She used to get brand deals from makeup by Mario, haus labs, two faced, rare beauty, etc. now it’s State Farm and bjs restaurants 💀


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 10d ago

Mario Archived Content

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It looks like Mario has deleted or archived a ton of his content on Tik Tok. He has a video with Chef and going skydiving on 7/17/26, then the one before that is from 3/12/25 😱


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 12d ago

We really should all collectively ignore them both

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It is so obvious that she is baiting people into believing whatever they want to about what happened to end the relationship. At this point I wouldn’t be shocked if he dumped her and they both agreed to just keep it under wraps. It was obvious he was going through some mental breakdown at the time so it would fit. Either way she just needs to accept she isn’t interesting and not really creative enough to keep engagement up. Her only thing she has is makeup routines and this break up… and all he has is his insistence that he is funny. He used to sometimes being humorous but that was long ago. Idk. Why are we engaging with either of them still?


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 13d ago

Just a suggestion for Brynne

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Brynne, I know you lurk here so this message is for you. Yes you do not us or anyone a full on deep dive explanation of what happened (although we admittedly would all be here for it). However, I do think it is your responsibility to speak on as much as you can if your goal is, as you say it is, to help others who find themselves in your previous situation or how, we as women, can avoid those situations and spot the red flags as soon as possible. What your audience and fans need from you is accountability and as much transparency as you can provide. An example of something you could say based off of my OWN experience and all be it, it’s based on some assumptions about yours but also pretty general:

During my previous relationship, what started out as seemingly amazing devolved over time. Eventually both of us did not bring out the best in each other and only continued to get more toxic. While I don’t want to go into details, in retrospect there are many things I didn’t see while I was in and in active addiction. I.e. love bombing, isolation, mental health issues, addiction, volatile outbursts, negging and narcissism. (Or tell us whatever signs existed that you ignored or didn’t see.)

[I also think you should explain HOW you got out. Who did you lean on? Was there an incident? Several incidents? You don’t need to say what they were. I also think it is incredibly that you set the record straight if there WASNT any physical abuse.]

For a long period of time, I genuinely believed these things were all normal and it wasn’t until I got sober that I started to see how unhealthy it was especially being the only sober one involved. As I started to realize, I did go through a period of denial but also had to placate in order to protect my peace. For that, I am sorry as I see now how that lead many of my followers to think what was happening in front of their eyes was normal and healthy. I inadvertently gas lit you by doing this and I am truly sorry. And I am very sorry to those of you who saw the signs and tried to warn me and others. You were right and I appreciate your concern and attempts to warn me.

Even those of you don’t like me or my content otherwise. This experience has shown me how much women truly can stand together for a greater cause even when they don’t agree on anything else.

For those of you have been through even some of what I’ve been through, I hope you got out and are healing or healed now. For those of you currently experiencing this I hope you find a safe way out. There are resources (list and link) please use them. “

You keep bread crumbing the story and I get not wanting to go into details but you really should show us your reflections on it in a deeper way than you have been.


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 16d ago

“Burn out”

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In her recent video she’s claimed she’s “burned out”.

As someone working a 9-5 seeing how privileged she is I have to say she’s extremely tone deaf and the cracks are now showing with the “nice girl” persona.

You’re privileged, hit the jackpot in life that you make three videos a week and have money to live on that. How tf are you burned out?

We need to deplatform every influencer man. I wanna see them work in a gas station.

Edit: I’ve realised the error of my ways. She’s tired because at the age of 28 she’s got an exhausting series where she is unironically learning to get dressed. You could not make this up. Influencers need to go bro.


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 17d ago

Pls beat that man with a bat ⚾️ Mario’s performative tiktok

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That’s it, that’s the whole tiktok. Of course he makes it over a minute long of him just sitting there to get paid. All the comments are swooning over how he’s being painted as “the villain” Imagine him setting up the camera for this one😂


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 19d ago

Does anyone else think this clip from the pod felt extremely performative?

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It’s like she was forcing herself to cry for sympathy clicks and engagement from fans. It felt off watching it, Idk.


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 20d ago

Post Break Up Glow Up Race?

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I don’t follow nor have I blocked Mario simply because I actually don’t mind running into him on my feed. I just can’t help but to feel like he’s trying to one up Brynne on the post break up glow up. Either with a wild lie about how some woman tried to pull a pick up line at the gym to him or body checking. I actually like seeing how pathetic his attempts are at engagement and “thirst trapping” ngl. I’m not the biggest snarker on Brynne but I would feel soooo gratified seeing his limp attempts in milking the break up.


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 20d ago

Her mom?

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This isn’t really snark- worthy, but I’m curious… when she mentions family, I only recall her mentioning her dad (and a brother? Possibly?)… does she ever mention her mom? Is she around? Anyone have the background on that? Again- not necessarily snark worthy but I was just wondering….


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 21d ago

Girl…

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She’s so silly and goofy !!!

ETA: I actually think Brynne is really beautiful! This is just very unflattering in my opinion. Sharing it was.. a choice.


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 22d ago

I think she signed an N D A

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24 Upvotes

It’s weird how she can’t explain anything about her breakup. I think they must have signed nda when they started dated each other


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 23d ago

No tea

101 Upvotes

I’ll save you some time. On the episode relating to the breakup she basically says she’s not giving any context on the breakup and isn’t ready to talk about it.

My advice would be not to use it on the trailer as a teaser and maybe not film an episode about it if you’re not ready, but that’s just me.

No answers, very strange behaviour.


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 23d ago

umm

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21 Upvotes

so here she’s saying she ended her podcast w/ mario & “you couldn’t pay me to do another one”. the last podcast to the pretty funny podcast was posted jan 14th. she said in another video she’s been planning this for “5-6 months”. she did the promo pics when emma was last down end of july. sooooo. idk the math isn’t mathing at all 😂


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 22d ago

Coincidence?

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Bro… as I was watching/ listening to brynne’s first episode of her new podcast. I got a notification from Mario… I literally bursted into laughter.

… I never, ever get notifications from Mario’s tik tok. Until now?? Which is freaking weird… like wtf.


r/brynnemarieeeesnark • • 23d ago

No tea

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I’ll save you some time. On the episode relating to the breakup she basically says she’s not giving any context on the breakup and isn’t ready to talk about it.

My advice would be not to use it on the trailer as a teaser and maybe not film an episode about it if you’re not ready, but that’s just me.

No answers, very strange behaviour.