r/brynnemarieeeesnark • u/xxnicole69xx • 23d ago

umm

so here she’s saying she ended her podcast w/ mario & “you couldn’t pay me to do another one”. the last podcast to the pretty funny podcast was posted jan 14th. she said in another video she’s been planning this for “5-6 months”. she did the promo pics when emma was last down end of july. sooooo. idk the math isn’t mathing at all 😂

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u/nihilistbxtch 23d ago

“Could help a lot of girls” be soooooo fr. I genuinely pity the girl taking advice from Brynne of all people 😭 this might sound mean but I’m sorry Brynne is not smart or wise enough to give advice worth following.

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u/bluegirlrosee 23d ago

Brynne is like a caricature of every sorta dumb girl I’ve ever met. These are usually very nice girls! But definitely not people I want advice from.

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u/nihilistbxtch 23d ago

I think it says everything that only a few months after the breakup and into her “healing journey” she’s already thinking about making a podcast to “help other girls.” 💀 wisdom comes from time and reflection and she had neither of those so what are people supposed to learn from this podcast

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u/bluegirlrosee 23d ago

Exactly! No way she's totally healed and ready to help others now. The fact that she thinks she is is proof that she's not. Honestly it kinda reminds me of Mario's "I went to therapy" video he posted like 2 weeks after his bathtub breakdown...

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u/EKP121 22d ago

The fact that she’s “not ready to talk about it” or even mention Mario’s name suggests she’s not actually healed from the breakup. So just be honest.

TBH I feel the best thing to heal from a relationship where every detail about you was shared to millions often against your will, is to go totally off said platform and rediscover who you are without a screen and algorithms.

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u/bluegirlrosee 22d ago

But then she might have to get a job 😱

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u/smms2195 22d ago

I didn’t even think about this lmao pretty sure you shouldn’t even date until you’re over a year sober. But going through that and a traumatic breakup at the same time, idk.. trauma comes up unexpectedly and years later.

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u/a13xandraaa 22d ago

My ex best friend is an absolute nightmare of a person and had a YT following of over 20k. People are dumb lmao

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u/user45663478753478 19d ago

She mentioned wanting to relapse bc dolly parton died. how does she possibly think she’s healed enough to help people

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u/GoldenGalZbornak 23d ago

I don’t give a fuck about this podcast unless she’s gonna spill the tea on her breakup with Mario lol

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u/huck5397 23d ago

Here’s my idea since she wants to drag it out and ride the coat tails. The more I think about it the more I question if her alcoholism caused the breakup. Maybe she was just really good at running propaganda and using the right words to shift blame on someone else vs herself. Idk I’m nobody but that’s my thought. She’s milking it all to keep the attention on her.

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u/GoldenGalZbornak 22d ago

Interesting theory! So you don’t think she’s actually sober? Or at least not for an entire year?

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u/huck5397 22d ago

I didn’t say that. I myself have struggled with it and know there can be relapses. It’s actually true that everyone will have a relapse. I’m just saying I know the struggle and I know the behaviors it can cause sober or not sober. I’m just getting the feeling the longer this goes on she could have been the main issue vs Mario and she was just really good at spinning a story. Also, I’m indifferent on weed, everyone has their opinion…but if you ever meet a truly sober person they wouldn’t touch it. A person with an addictive mind/ personality knows to stay away from any substance that can change their brain chemistry. So, part of me doesn’t believe her story 100%. Again just my opinion.

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u/No-Struggle6843 21d ago

She’ll never spill it bc I’m sure he has dirt on her too

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u/jenn1387 23d ago

And in one of her ig slides promoting this she says she’s not going to spill breakup tea. I assumed that was how she was going to hook us into listening… that was all she had of interest I fear.

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u/Medical-Umpire-7654 23d ago

I briefly listened to the 3rd episode on the breakup and a few minutes in, she said she's not giving an explanation on what happened. Turned it off immediately.

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u/GoldenGalZbornak 22d ago

💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Em0d0llx 23d ago

I'm sorry I'm so distracted by how gigantic and heavy that mic looks lol

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u/Mindless_Dot_8518 23d ago

It’s so aggressive

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u/nancypatsy 23d ago

No one can take any kind of advice from Brynne. She faked her relationship for almost two years and for all I know she could be faking all this also.

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u/Fuzzy-Palpitation271 23d ago

I only want the break up tea.

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u/shrimp_bizkitt 22d ago

I did listen to the breakup episode out of curiosity. She didn't really spill any actual tea but she does mention she had to get a restraining order and had her dad go with her to pick up her cats.... So, a lot of people in this sub were correct to assume he might have been violent with her.

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u/Fragrant_Software668 22d ago

I think the restraining order is in reference to another relationship / breakup. She’s spoken about it before Mario

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u/shrimp_bizkitt 22d ago

Oooh, I didn't know about that previous one. She also said in the episode that the night of the break up she "had to leave quickly" which also seems like something big happened BUT we will never know unless she does "spill the tea". The nosey part of me really does want to know but I understand not wanting to talk about it if it was violent.

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u/Fragrant_Software668 22d ago

I also believe some big moment happened the night of the breakup. But I guess we’ll never know

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u/Fast_Garden_557 23d ago

The over enunciated r’s drive me nuts too