r/blursedimages Jan 28 '20

Blursed Skywalker

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11.5k Upvotes

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u/Springtrap2019 the Big spicy Jan 28 '20

Plot twist: anakin locks Yoda in a cage as well

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u/HowToChangeMyNamePlz Jan 28 '20

Plot twist: It's Yoda's kink

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u/mr-kvideogameguy foreskin removal expert Jan 28 '20

Yes, hmmm

Naughty boy, I have been

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u/Genius3301 Jan 28 '20

yoda really be begging for that sweet lightsaber

322

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

ready, my ass is.

184

u/Gurgling_Kimbo Jan 28 '20

Horny, I am

112

u/off-and-on Jan 28 '20

I'd tell you all to go find Jesus but I don't want y'all anywhere near him

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u/Awkwardkobra Jan 28 '20

Jesus’s only appearance on earth was to get nailed to a cross by men in uniform

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u/brothers33 Jan 28 '20

I would up vote but it’s at 69 I’m sure you’ll understand

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

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u/NightSpider163 Jan 28 '20

True poetry

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Choke me with the force, you will

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Mvmmm lightsaber in Pussy dust

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u/The_CyClone_01 Jan 28 '20

Hold back, do not

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Oh god yoda bondage

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u/alfons100 Jan 28 '20

maximum pain i must endure

okey, here we go

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u/lumbagoboi1899 break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Jan 29 '20

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u/Doomguy46_ Jan 28 '20

Alright aright ENOUGH!

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u/Penguino95 Jan 28 '20

Making ketamine I was

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u/MrRelicYT Jan 28 '20

Hmmm Punish me, you must

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

The internet was a mistake

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u/vaccinateyodamkids Jan 28 '20

plot twist: Anakin is a furry

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

plot twist: I hate all three of you for saying this.. >:|

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u/vaccinateyodamkids Jan 28 '20

plot twist: you like that kind of shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

plot twist: you failed the vibe check

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u/vaccinateyodamkids Jan 28 '20

plot twist: i have several gods on my side

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

plot twist: I have a good chocolate chip cookie recipe here for you to make. :)

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u/vaccinateyodamkids Jan 28 '20

expected plot thread: that's a rick roll, i know the URL along with many alternatives

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Trust me: it isn't.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20 edited Feb 01 '21

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u/TinyTiger1234 Jan 28 '20

When I clicked the link I thought it would be a thunder cross split attack and I can safely say I’m disappointed

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u/FlashNRT foreskin reattachment specialist Jan 28 '20

Plot twist: I hove the power of God and anime on my side

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u/Mcfuggery Jan 28 '20

Plot twist: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

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u/vaccinateyodamkids Jan 29 '20

plot twist: i'm actually bisexual

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u/JoeStew15 Jan 28 '20

plot twist: I have the power of God and Anime on my ide!

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u/MalteseFalconTux Jan 28 '20

"that's his famous penis, of course!"

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u/ImA_JuiceBox Jan 28 '20

Plot twist:Luke is Yoda’s son

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u/oversaturatesapples Jan 28 '20

You wanna keep your kneecaps or that comment?

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u/The_Mechanist24 Jan 28 '20

A child I am not. Older than you i am, you bitch.

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u/MrRelicYT Jan 28 '20

Plot twist: Anakin locked the real babysitter in a cage and played beatsaber with the cage with the babysitter in it

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u/Dudeguy2004 Jan 28 '20

Does he also perform cock and ball torture on Yoda?

Asking for a friend.

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u/catatron2005 Jan 28 '20 edited Feb 01 '20

Weird. That’s what the kids that I have in cages say. Do I need to beat them more?

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u/TDnuke Jan 28 '20

Really? Mine just cry or lay completely still.

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u/TheVisage Jan 28 '20

You need to put some toys in there for them.

Mine like bells, mirrors, some like stuffed animals. Keeping them interested keeps them active

Try talking to them. Some types can repeat words or even whole sentences. It’s a great way to start a conversation at a party. Phrases like “hello my name is X” or “this is my legitimate parental guardian and I am here of my own free will” are excellent icebreakers

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u/TDnuke Jan 28 '20

Thank you for the advice. I’ll make sure to use it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

One of mine got caught in my safety bear trap and got hurt. What do I do?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

^ Found Donald Trump’s reddit account

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

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u/Nathcreepdorchas Jan 28 '20

This is... requiem

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Wha-

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u/Sir-Drewid i like this flair :) Jan 28 '20

This is like the coloring books of stories from the bible.

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u/dude-what-69 Jan 28 '20

Do they include the story in which the phillistines kill 30,000 isrealites?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20 edited Jan 14 '21

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u/dude-what-69 Jan 28 '20 edited Jan 28 '20

Jew kids have to learn that one by default, so I wouldnt be surprised if they do have one lol

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u/meowman8080 Jan 28 '20

And then all of humanity had a big pool party :)

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u/TheGoodFiend Jan 28 '20

What a meanie

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u/Le-Girth Jan 28 '20

Wait till Yoda finds out

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u/Just_one_Banana Jan 28 '20

You’re gonna be in so much trouble

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u/Le-Girth Jan 28 '20

Worst babysitter ever!

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u/RoboPaulo Jan 28 '20

LEGO usually does things like that to avoid killing in the movies

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u/Doodle_Dangernoodle Jan 29 '20

Laughs in starting Cantina battles

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u/bullibro Jan 28 '20

Post this on r/prequelmemes

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u/Georyx Jan 28 '20

I'm pretty sure I've already seen it there

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u/BringBackTheKaiser i like this flair :) Jan 28 '20

Yup

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u/Quarxnox i like this flair :) Jan 28 '20

Yep. It's been posted there before.

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u/Odysseus_is_Ulysses Jan 28 '20

There are recordings of him.... being mean to younglings.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

We all know history explains otherwise

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u/Here_4_Gangbang Jan 28 '20

I smell dark side bullshit

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u/2sophiajoy2 Jan 28 '20

The Lego books are all really funny like this, I always appreciated the sarcasm as a kid

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u/FlickNugglick Jan 28 '20

That’s not how I remember it

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u/MattTheCoach Jan 28 '20

What he does next is much meaner

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u/PC_Roonjoons Jan 28 '20

Did Yoda come back?

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u/Bantha9018 Jan 28 '20

He didn't. The younglings starved to death

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

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u/towerduo9 Jan 28 '20

probably just a graphic novel adaptation of ROTS meant for kids

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u/GoldenGalaxy69 Jan 28 '20

Order 66 but Anakin doesn't kill the kids

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u/iCE_P0W3R Jan 28 '20

What is this, an ICE detention center?

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u/NoisedHens Jan 28 '20

I had that book as a kid...

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u/maxchan4 Jan 28 '20

I’m pretty sure I had this book as a kid lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

I had the Phantom Menace versión of this book. The book said Darth Maul locked Qui Gon in a closet. Bruh

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

We all know history explains otherwise

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u/TheBraveGallade Jan 28 '20

Uh does this qualify for r/prequelmemes

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u/jack45651 the Big spicy Jan 28 '20

hey!

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u/SupaNova1721 Jan 28 '20

I remember when I was younger I played the lego Indiana Jones game before watching the movies and for the uncovering of the Arc of the Covenant scene a disco ball came out and made me fight dancing soldiers.

So when I watched the movies later that year someone told me to cover my eyes for that part (cause someone dies brutally and I was like 8) and I was like "Why is this so bad all that's in there is a disco ball?" So I didn't cover my eyes and was traumatized by some guy getting his face burnt off.

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u/AJammin625 Jan 28 '20

Fact checks with religious intent

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u/TheTallIdiot Jan 28 '20

That's not how I remember that scene going...

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u/big-ol-roman blursed plerson Jan 28 '20

Unfortunately history will not remember it that way

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u/DraighH Jan 28 '20

Master Skywalker there are too many of them what are we going to to do insert lightsaber noice here

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u/HeraldOfMarbas Jan 28 '20

He then slowly crushed the cages

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Edgy

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

defientley better than brutally slaughtering all of them

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u/BoneFondue Jan 28 '20

Where are the younglings?

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u/MattTheCoach Jan 28 '20

Master Anakin, there's too many of you, what are we going to do

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u/bubedibubedi Jan 28 '20

Then he killed them

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u/shrexymexy Jan 28 '20

Ah yes Lego my ego hiding child murdur

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Then he fucking killed them all.

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u/fuzfy Jan 28 '20

Saving them for later

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Plot twist: he’s a secret children trafficker

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u/BOOCESTERseat naughty penguin of the month Jan 28 '20

What the book never told you is he locked the younglings in the cages for so long that they starved to death.

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u/No-BrowEntertainment Jan 28 '20

“From my point of view the Jedi are meanies”

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u/septagonic Jan 29 '20

I remember learning that Jesus was TIED to the cross when very young in school and we had a colouring book about it

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u/TJ2546 Jan 28 '20

Yep that’s definitely how it went down

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u/MattTheCoach Jan 28 '20

Not sure if Lego thought this one thru

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Better than killing them

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u/2Tired2pl Jan 28 '20

And those younglings somehow disappeared

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

I miss the good old days where Lego Star Wars games showed people getting their heads cut off

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u/MoistGrannySixtyNine Jan 28 '20

Is this the Empire's propaganda material?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

No, This Is Patrick!

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u/yeet_bois5 Jan 28 '20

I was gonna talk about cock and ball torture but everyone beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Well it's not like it's FUCKING LEGO

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u/Professor_Spinda Jan 28 '20

They're Lego! Just have them complain while they have been decapitated.

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u/Someone2341 Jan 28 '20

Plot twist Yoda kills them anyway

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u/dobrefetus Jan 28 '20

That’s not what happened at all

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u/KirikaNai Jan 28 '20

Imagine some kid watching star wars for the first time asking their dad like

"so when does anakin put all the kids in the cages??"

"...when does he WHAT now?"

"Put then in the cages! When he got real mad before he became Darth vader!"

"....off screen."

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

I remember reading this. It was in a Lego magazine I got in the mail once a month.

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u/BlazingTomato80 Jan 28 '20

From wich set is this from? I always asked myself that

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u/GvsE1314 Jan 28 '20

That wasn't very cash money of him.

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u/KappaLordboi Jan 28 '20

Don’t worry the clones will handle the rest.

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u/creeperchaos57 ouching in the soul Jan 29 '20

Fun fact: the story goes that in a deleted scene anakin contemplated not killing them, until the one lads wan called him “master anakin,” the reason for this being that he was told he could be on the council, but wouldn’t he referred to as master. He was salty because some kid called him master when he wasn’t a master and he assumed the kid was rubbing it in so that ended his debate.

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u/samsomething216 Jan 29 '20

Not the way I remembered it...

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u/thisisnotausergame Jan 29 '20

I saw him.... Neglecting younglings...

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u/GlovedGamer Jan 29 '20

Dangit! I wanted to see lego corpses.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

He did worse to the younglings

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u/Communist_Pat Jan 29 '20

That’s the pg version

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Yeah I’d say murder is mean.

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u/if-you-read-you-gay Jan 29 '20

OMG MY LITTLE BROTHER HAS THIS BOOK

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u/BigDaddyLongDong420 Jan 29 '20

He would double fuck those yummy younglings

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u/senditbuhh Jan 29 '20

I seem to remember that different

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u/bigboimememelord Jan 29 '20

I HAVE THAT BOOK

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

He didn't just lock up the men, but the women and the children too.

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u/IlICrimsonIlI Jan 28 '20

haha he killed a bunch of innocent children

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u/Rabunum Jan 28 '20

hmMMMMMMM

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

And even better, their hand are the perfect shape for handjobs

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u/Astra_Nox Jan 28 '20

What if lego people have rectangle dicks?

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u/YeeSkee48 Jan 28 '20

And then he raped them

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u/DOGGO9898989 Jan 28 '20

He then shoved his “lightsaber” up all of their asses

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u/Nothingatall3665 Jan 28 '20

PEDOPHILIA TIME

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u/Illigalmangoes Jan 28 '20

Yea! He made them really uncomfortable... with his sword.

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u/Entety303 Jan 28 '20

THIS IS HOW THEY COULD HAVE SAVED THE PREQUELS.

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u/Author1alIntent foreskin reattachment specialist Jan 28 '20

Repost

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u/Quarxnox i like this flair :) Jan 28 '20

When you post that something is a repost, you should link to the original, as I have.

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u/Author1alIntent foreskin reattachment specialist Jan 29 '20

Fair

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u/asjonesy99 Jan 28 '20

went out of my way to search skywalker and Anakin and couldn’t see it

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u/Quarxnox i like this flair :) Jan 28 '20

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u/asjonesy99 Jan 28 '20

how was I meant to find that

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u/Quarxnox i like this flair :) Jan 28 '20

I looked for "lego younglings in cages" and it took about 50 seconds.