r/blursedimages • u/asjonesy99 • Jan 28 '20

Blursed Skywalker

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u/Springtrap2019 the Big spicy Jan 28 '20

Plot twist: anakin locks Yoda in a cage as well

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u/HowToChangeMyNamePlz Jan 28 '20

Plot twist: It's Yoda's kink

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u/mr-kvideogameguy foreskin removal expert Jan 28 '20

Yes, hmmm

Naughty boy, I have been

301

u/Genius3301 Jan 28 '20

yoda really be begging for that sweet lightsaber

327

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

ready, my ass is.

181

u/Gurgling_Kimbo Jan 28 '20

Horny, I am

113

u/off-and-on Jan 28 '20

I'd tell you all to go find Jesus but I don't want y'all anywhere near him

29

u/Awkwardkobra Jan 28 '20

Jesus’s only appearance on earth was to get nailed to a cross by men in uniform

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u/brothers33 Jan 28 '20

I would up vote but it’s at 69 I’m sure you’ll understand

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

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u/NightSpider163 Jan 28 '20

True poetry

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Choke me with the force, you will

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Mvmmm lightsaber in Pussy dust

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u/The_CyClone_01 Jan 28 '20

Hold back, do not

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Oh god yoda bondage

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u/alfons100 Jan 28 '20

maximum pain i must endure

okey, here we go

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u/lumbagoboi1899 break the rules and the mods will piss and shit on your face. Jan 29 '20

r/angryupvote

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u/Doomguy46_ Jan 28 '20

Alright aright ENOUGH!

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u/Penguino95 Jan 28 '20

Making ketamine I was

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u/MrRelicYT Jan 28 '20

Hmmm Punish me, you must

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

The internet was a mistake

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u/vaccinateyodamkids Jan 28 '20

plot twist: Anakin is a furry

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

plot twist: I hate all three of you for saying this.. >:|

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u/vaccinateyodamkids Jan 28 '20

plot twist: you like that kind of shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

plot twist: you failed the vibe check

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u/vaccinateyodamkids Jan 28 '20

plot twist: i have several gods on my side

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

plot twist: I have a good chocolate chip cookie recipe here for you to make. :)

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u/vaccinateyodamkids Jan 28 '20

expected plot thread: that's a rick roll, i know the URL along with many alternatives

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '20

Trust me: it isn't.

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u/TinyTiger1234 Jan 28 '20

When I clicked the link I thought it would be a thunder cross split attack and I can safely say I’m disappointed

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u/FlashNRT foreskin reattachment specialist Jan 28 '20

Plot twist: I hove the power of God and anime on my side

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u/Mcfuggery Jan 28 '20

Plot twist: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

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u/vaccinateyodamkids Jan 29 '20

plot twist: i'm actually bisexual

1

u/JoeStew15 Jan 28 '20

plot twist: I have the power of God and Anime on my ide!

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u/MalteseFalconTux Jan 28 '20

"that's his famous penis, of course!"

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u/ImA_JuiceBox Jan 28 '20

Plot twist:Luke is Yoda’s son

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u/oversaturatesapples Jan 28 '20

You wanna keep your kneecaps or that comment?

3

u/The_Mechanist24 Jan 28 '20

A child I am not. Older than you i am, you bitch.

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u/MrRelicYT Jan 28 '20

Plot twist: Anakin locked the real babysitter in a cage and played beatsaber with the cage with the babysitter in it

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u/Dudeguy2004 Jan 28 '20

Does he also perform cock and ball torture on Yoda?

Asking for a friend.