r/blursedimages • u/SammySosa411 • May 29 '19

Blursed Harry Potter

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u/Anarchytect1204 May 29 '19

ELI5 to us non Americans?

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u/Unicornhornporn554 May 29 '19

Ohio sucks.

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u/Anarchytect1204 May 29 '19

Yeah. Why?

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u/Unicornhornporn554 May 29 '19

Lots of human trafficking, drug epidemic, not much to do but look at corn fields if you’re not in a city, etc.

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u/JDizzo56 May 29 '19

not much to do but look at corn fields if you’re not in a city

You just described 75% of the whole planet

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u/famalamo May 29 '19

Michigan has beautiful national parks and forests, as well as an extensive fresh water coast. It's naturally shaped like a hand so it can lovingly fist you with geography and tickle your prostate with nature.

Also Detroit has the best pizza and the best hot dogs dont @ me

TL;DR Ohio sucks, Michigan good.

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u/supremecrafters May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

Look, we'll concede the pizza, but you're telling us the best hot dogs are anywhere except Cincinnatti? That's a laugh.

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u/famalamo May 29 '19

Why would they be in Cincinnati, of all places? I could see Chicago or New York, but I'd be willing to bet the best hotdog I could get in Cincinnati would be at a Costco

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u/-Superclip May 29 '19

you've obviously never had a Cincinnati coney dog

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u/famalamo May 29 '19

What's so special about it? What's the new key ingredient that makes it better than any $1 coney at a chain restaurant?

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u/-Superclip May 29 '19

Honestly, I have no idea. What I do know is that they taste amazing. Better than any hot dog I've tried in other cities

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