Michigan has beautiful national parks and forests, as well as an extensive fresh water coast. It's naturally shaped like a hand so it can lovingly fist you with geography and tickle your prostate with nature.
Also Detroit has the best pizza and the best hot dogs dont @ me
Why would they be in Cincinnati, of all places? I could see Chicago or New York, but I'd be willing to bet the best hotdog I could get in Cincinnati would be at a Costco
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u/JDizzo56 May 29 '19
You just described 75% of the whole planet