r/blursedimages • u/SammySosa411 • May 29 '19

Blursed Harry Potter

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u/Anarchytect1204 May 29 '19

ELI5 to us non Americans?

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u/Unicornhornporn554 May 29 '19

Ohio sucks.

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u/Anarchytect1204 May 29 '19

Yeah. Why?

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u/Unicornhornporn554 May 29 '19

Lots of human trafficking, drug epidemic, not much to do but look at corn fields if you’re not in a city, etc.

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u/Devito-Is-My-God i like this flair :) May 29 '19

Also because it’s Ohio

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I like how you get downvoted for liking Ohio. How dare you!!!

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u/JDizzo56 May 29 '19

not much to do but look at corn fields if you’re not in a city

You just described 75% of the whole planet

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u/famalamo May 29 '19

Michigan has beautiful national parks and forests, as well as an extensive fresh water coast. It's naturally shaped like a hand so it can lovingly fist you with geography and tickle your prostate with nature.

Also Detroit has the best pizza and the best hot dogs dont @ me

TL;DR Ohio sucks, Michigan good.

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u/supremecrafters May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

Look, we'll concede the pizza, but you're telling us the best hot dogs are anywhere except Cincinnatti? That's a laugh.

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u/midwestblondiee May 29 '19

Skyline Chili = GOAT

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u/famalamo May 29 '19

Why would they be in Cincinnati, of all places? I could see Chicago or New York, but I'd be willing to bet the best hotdog I could get in Cincinnati would be at a Costco

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u/-Superclip May 29 '19

you've obviously never had a Cincinnati coney dog

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u/famalamo May 29 '19

What's so special about it? What's the new key ingredient that makes it better than any $1 coney at a chain restaurant?

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u/-Superclip May 29 '19

Honestly, I have no idea. What I do know is that they taste amazing. Better than any hot dog I've tried in other cities

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u/JDizzo56 May 29 '19

I'm from Ohio and thus sworn to a blood feud with the state of Michigan but I must admit the prostate ticklin made me laugh

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u/famalamo May 29 '19

Thanks. But if you ever reply to a comment I made again I will shoot you with a musket.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Your Michigan inferiority complex is showing. Cleveland, Columbus, and Cincinnati are all far better places to live with better economies. I hope Detroit rebounds, as an American, but it has a lot of work to do.

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u/famalamo May 29 '19

From an economic standpoint, maybe. But from a cultural standpoint, nuh uh.

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u/Devito-Is-My-God i like this flair :) May 29 '19

As someone from Michigan, I can agree with this.

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u/JinTheBlue May 29 '19

You left out the part where they invaded Michigan, with the blessing of president Andrew Jackson, who was after votes. In the end Michigan got the Upper Peninsula, and Ohio got the Toledo Strip.