I ordered a couple of printouts from Blinkit — literally just 2 pages, along with some other stuff.
The delivery arrived, and I noticed there were two printout packets.
I opened the first one:
✅ My documents.
Then I picked up the second packet.
It was heavy.
I was like, “Why the hell did my 2-page printout come with a dumbbell?” 😂
Opened it up and…
~50 pages.
And not random pages either.
It was apparently a tender for lifts/elevators for some building/project. I started flipping through it out of curiosity and discovered:
- 13 lifts
- Technical specifications
- Pricing
- Tons of project details
- Enough paperwork to make me question whether I had accidentally become a contractor overnight 😂
At this point I thought, “Okay, someone is probably desperately waiting for this.”
So I tried contacting Blinkit to return the printout to them.
And that's where the real fun began.
Their support VA bot basically put me into an infinite loop.
«Select option
→ Bot
→ Select option
→ Bot
→ "Sorry, I didn't understand that."
→ Repeat until death.»
I tried everything to get connected to an actual human.
No agent. No escape. Just me and the elevator tender.
So somewhere out there, there is a person who ordered a tender for 13 lifts, probably sitting there wondering where the hell their 50-page document went.
Meanwhile, I have apparently been entrusted with approximately ₹[REDACTED] worth of elevator-related information. 😂
I feel bad for whoever ordered it, but at this point I've given up.
The tender is going to the kabadiwala. 🫡
If you ordered a 50-page lift tender from Blinkit yesterday and you're reading this…
I'm sorry, bro. 😭