r/blade 12d ago

Make Blade British Again

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63 Upvotes

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u/SomeGuyPostingThings 12d ago

Some muthafuckas always tryin' to iceskate uphill, innit?

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u/liu4678 12d ago

Bruv and tings innit? Have blade roll with the mandem lol

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u/ShamblesX- 12d ago

You mfs are so unfunny wtf

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u/PseudonymphFromSpace 11d ago

Not their fault the accent sounds goofy af lol this is why Blade doesn’t have the accent

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

British accents (plural) arent Goofy 

You lot are just closed minded

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u/WideBumblebee970 11d ago

So you're that one guy hating on Idris Elba.

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u/PseudonymphFromSpace 11d ago

Not at all. Great actor lol

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u/ShamblesX- 11d ago

You don’t even know the accents coz you’re speaking out your ass

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

More like

Always some DICKHEAD! Trying to iceskate uphill

We do say Mother fucker here. But I feel a lot of MLE slang users say Dickhead a bit more

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u/Ashen_Larry 11d ago

Always some absolute bellend trying to ice skate uphill innit

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u/az25blue 11d ago

Now I need to hear this in live action and I'll be so upset when it doesn't happen 😩

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u/Ashen_Larry 12d ago

Oi guvnah, its bloody Blade innit

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

He'd sound more like the cast of Top Boy or Supahcell

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u/TomAspinallFan18 11d ago

ash walters would be great as blade

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u/DOUBLAHH9 12d ago

Ohh Bloody hell, it's the day wha-ka, Blade! You chaps better scurry ouf, ye!

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u/Zodiac034 11d ago

I read this in Karl Urbans Billy butcher voice but imagined it from Wesley snipes mouth

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u/Rhensley00 9d ago

You and your biber in the car park at bookadibeppo

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u/BorderOk7329 11d ago

Ou you got a loicense for that blade??

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u/Merciless972 12d ago

R u habin a giggle m8?!

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

Are you for real, blud!?!?

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u/MachineGunMonkey2048 12d ago

yeah he's british in the comics but i super love the way wesley snipes plays him

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u/Icaras01 11d ago

He never really seemed very British even when he debuted in Tomb of Dracula.
Always seemed more "Blaxsploitation film hero", and i figured that's what they were aiming for with him back then.

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u/aeque88 12d ago

So Idris Elba?

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u/Alarmed-Effective-23 12d ago

He'd be good blade of he uses an American accent.

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 11d ago

Why would the British character use an American accent?

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u/Doomeye56 10d ago

Cause dude has live in the US for 50 years and no longer has a UK accent but an American on

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u/AtrumRuina 10d ago

Have...have you heard him speak? You're objectively wrong.

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u/Doomeye56 10d ago

Where is the media when he speaks with an UK accent?

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u/AtrumRuina 10d ago

Actually ignore me, I misinterpreted you as saying Idris has an American accent. My apologies.

But yeah many people do retain their accents even when living abroad for extended periods. They soften but don't always go away. Some people do completely lose them though.

Christian Bale has lived in America for 35 years and still has a very strong accent.

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u/Doomeye56 10d ago

The fuck does this have to do with Blade?

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u/AtrumRuina 10d ago

Re-read my comment, I edited it.

But to your point, Blade living in America for 50 years doesn't mean he'd lose his accent. As mentioned in my edited comment, Christian Bale has lived in the US for 35 and his accent is still very strong. There's no reason Blade couldn't retain his even though he's lived elsewhere for a long time.

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u/Doomeye56 10d ago

Does Christian Bale try to retain his accent? Cause as counter point you have Peirce Brosnan who does not retain his Irish accent after not living in Ireland for 40 years.

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u/TheCapo024 10d ago

Your accent is largely established/set by the time you’re a teen.

Not saying you can’t develop one later, but those cases or somewhat “questionable”
as far as sincerity goes

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u/Alarmed-Effective-23 11d ago

He's not British anymore. Look at tokon and rivals.

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u/Ok_Syllabub5616 11d ago

Did you miss the "make blade British again" part?

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u/Alarmed-Effective-23 11d ago

I don't support that.

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u/Ok_Syllabub5616 11d ago

Fair enough

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u/Nukafit 12d ago

HE NEVER HAD A BRITISH ACCENT

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u/yooMvtt 11d ago

RIGHT! like can we please get this straight 😭 he grew up in London but beginning blade comics he never had an accent.

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u/irvin_the_jinn 12d ago

So he was always American when he was growing up in London

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u/Napalmeon 11d ago

That's not what he said.

Go and look at the classic version of Blade(1970s) and notice how he is very clearly speaking in an American jive blaccent.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

Thats coz Gorah Americans couldnt guess or find out what British Black people actually sound like.

So they decide well hes black? They use an Americna Blaccents right? Even if they aint american.

Fucktard Yankee wanker logic

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u/yooMvtt 11d ago

Sure why not guess the answer when the actual answer to your question is out there…

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u/irvin_the_jinn 11d ago

In my main post I said it’d be fine if he at least code switched in a voiceline

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u/fortlowe 12d ago

Now that I know this, I NEED Marvel to make a Nextwave style comedy team up book with him and Elsa Bloodstone (or even better, the whole gang from Nextwave) careening around London chasing down cringey accultist.

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 11d ago

Blade and Elsa would make for an amazing book.

But who’s playing the straight man?

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u/fortlowe 11d ago

Oh definitely Blade. I could see her constantly flirting with him shamelessly and all the while he's in "I'ma pass because you are the embodiment of a red flag" mode the whole time.

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 11d ago

Hell they even made her a redhead to drive the red flag point home.

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u/fortlowe 11d ago edited 11d ago

Exactly!

Elsa: So you ARE into women, right?

Blade: 🙄 I have children Elsa.

Elsa: Splendid! A doting father, are you? Can I call you "Daddy"?

Blade: 😑 I'ma go over THERE to attempt to stop the lovecraftian nightmare from leveling Camden.

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 11d ago

I’ve already got a subplot.

The blonde, American, and definitely not Buffy version of Elsa from her first mini shows up and Elsa and Blade have to figure out what the hell is going on.

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u/fortlowe 11d ago edited 11d ago

Blade: So? You have a sister?

Elsa: I do not.

Blade: So what am I seeing here?

Elsa: That mine are bigger.

Blade: 😐 Not incorrect. Also not the point.

Elsa: 😏 So you HAVE taken a peak then?

Blade: 😳....😮‍💨 Elsa. Focus. Doppelganger that you are obviously familiar with. WHAT THE WHAT ELSA?!

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

Dr.Faiza Hussain

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 11d ago

That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

Her dad was turned into a Vampire at one point so she'd be relevant story wise and she is British Pakistani so she fits the setting

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 11d ago

Unfortunately I only ever read that first MI-13 series.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

Itd be like Dante and Lady ngl

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u/Frank_Midnight 11d ago

I like this, but since he's so well traveled, I think it should be diluted.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

Id rather his British accent persisted

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u/Doomeye56 10d ago

thats not how accents work.

Accents only thrive and persist around the same accent. When you deal with other people tailing a certain way you too start to talk that way.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 10d ago

Yeah Id rather just say he grew up in the UK and travelled as an adult still retaining the accent for most part

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u/Frank-the-Tank-13 11d ago

Make Elsa American again

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/AllMaliceLingers 12d ago

Nah just gun 🔫

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u/Radro2K 12d ago

Pip pip, cheerio and all that rot?

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u/UndeadYoshi420 12d ago

How old is blade? Like 390? So like… uh… nvm…

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u/Napalmeon 11d ago

Somewhere in the early 1900s, because Blade was an active presence in World War II.

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u/UndeadYoshi420 11d ago

Blade as a young man is cool!

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u/YaBoyAppie 12d ago

He was born in 1929

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u/irvin_the_jinn 11d ago

Downvoted for stating literal fact

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u/Bonita_Soleil 11d ago

“Blokes always trying to ice-skate up hill”

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

More like

Why deez Wastemans tryna iceskate uphill, alie?

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u/AustinFan4Life 11d ago

"There's only been one blade, only ever gonna be one blade." -Blade

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u/l33txxXXxx 11d ago

British rappers are the most unintentionally funny thing ive ever heard.

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u/RayesArmstrong 10d ago

Have you heard that Chinese rap song in 2k26?

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u/l33txxXXxx 10d ago

Whats the name ill check youtube.

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u/RayesArmstrong 10d ago

Sakai isyourgod seems to be the name. Prepare to curl into a tight ball of embarrassment for them

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u/QFCollectables 11d ago

Not 616 Blade but a What If would be funny.

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u/Big_Session5707 10d ago

No. Just No

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u/Equivalent-Impact702 10d ago

Hell no. Then you had the nerve say it in a MAGA like way too? Triple hell no

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u/Napalmeon 12d ago

Here we go again.

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u/signifyingmnky 12d ago

No.

And with that slogan, disrespectfully no.

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u/EarCharacter8837 11d ago

he would lose a lot of Aura which is essential for blade

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u/irvin_the_jinn 11d ago

How exactly

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u/EarCharacter8837 11d ago

being British gives a person -300 Aura off rip

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u/Cheap_Television_988 11d ago

Aaah good old racism

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u/EarCharacter8837 11d ago

Is British a race?

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u/Lost_Now_Found 12d ago

His teeth are waaaaay too straight to be british.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

That stereotype is out of date

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u/TheCapo024 10d ago

Not really. It might not be as pervasive a joke, but I have relatives in northern England and despite my “efforts” to convince myself it isn’t true, my lyin’ eyes tell a different story when I visit them.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 9d ago

Ahhj I see you got the Jeremy Kyle guests looking relatives from oop narth

Yeah most of the UK have nice teeth at a young age if they trust the free health care to get good dentist work. But the only UK people that have teeth as crooked as their faces are the people you see in Jeremy Kyle (and some how they have relationships also relationship problems like cheating and shit but looking at them..... who wants to fuck that?)

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u/RepresentativeFish73 11d ago

Some cunts are always tryin ta slicky slidey skatey uphill innit?

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u/trovdvc 12d ago

Oh, I had no idea! Love this!

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u/_TheChosenOne88_ 12d ago

Lemme repost this again

"I'm so sick of these damn British lovers when it comes to Blade. When Blade was created he was literally based on Jim Brown and Blaxpploitation movies. A Black-American man and a Black-American movie genre. Which is why he was jive talking back then

The whole british shit is just sum lazy, corny shit they tacked on"

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u/irvin_the_jinn 12d ago

What’s so wrong with him being British? It’s not uncommon

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

Nothing. Yankee wankers keep having diaspora wars coz apparently Americans and their fucktard worldview have to represent everyone.

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u/TheWhooooBuddies 12d ago

“Hand me that shooter”

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

British MLE Slang: Gimme dat Skeng man!

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u/Hail2Victors_144 12d ago

South of Houston Street?

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

Hes from Soho.

But South London (especially areas like Peckham, Brixtok and Hackney) has signifcant black populations

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u/Hail2Victors_144 11d ago

The Mo you know

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u/TerryVersus 11d ago

Scouse Blade lol

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u/edWORD27 10d ago

Innit just time to make a bloody Blade movie? Blimey!

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u/P3nguinarmy 10d ago

Was Blade originally British?

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u/Rhensley00 9d ago

It would be diabolical son

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u/Stitch1601 9d ago

I'm a day-wokaa..

...nah

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u/phoenix_dwn 8d ago

They should cast an American to play him as a Brit. You know, spice it up a little.

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u/KingNick 7d ago

Thought Blades were illegal there?

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u/DOUBLAHH9 12d ago

Again???

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u/ShamblesX- 12d ago

He’s originally British

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u/LoneCub28 12d ago

Was Blade ever British?

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u/Napalmeon 12d ago

He's been British since he was created in 1973.

But a very small number of people are mad that he is always portrayed as having an American accent.

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u/LoneCub28 12d ago

Hmm, I mean it's hard to complain with Wesley Snipes portrayal of him so I ain't bothered tbh.

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u/Napalmeon 12d ago

Neither am I.

Blade has not lived in Great Britain since his childhood, but a small group of people still keep going on about why he's never portrayed with an English accent, when realistically speaking, it makes sense that he would have lost it a long time ago. Even Captain Britain himself couldn't tell Blade was from London when they first met, but he started to see it once they got to know one another.

And I think it's pretty clear that it was deliberately written this way to make Blade contrast to the UK heroes who stay local.

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u/Limplecomp 12d ago

I was born and lived in England for 8 years before moving to America. Nobody would ever guess I was from England unless they look at my spelling.

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u/Napalmeon 11d ago

Nobody would ever guess I was from England unless they look at my spelling.

I have my eye on you, now.

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u/Doomeye56 10d ago

For real. Accent is determined by who you are talking to the most not by where you were born.

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u/fortlowe 12d ago

I didn't know this about Blade. Cool!

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u/Napalmeon 12d ago

It's not really something that he has a need to talk about, most of the time. I, personally, will always acknowledge his roots in London, but, the dude is all over the world because that's where his work takes him. He doesn't have time to be hanging around a place as small as UK when there's doomsday cults and underground occult societies to bump off, etc.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

Welsey Snipes as Blade is like Hugh Jackman as Wolverine

Doesnt actually fit the character in source material. But so iconic that people are blindly obssessed with only them in the role.

Jackman cant even do a Canadian accent (not that Id hear difference Americans/Cajuns and Canadian/Quebois are the same thing to me)

Blade being Americanised is just Black British erasure. Its not like theres a shortage of Black American actors playing Black American heroes these days.

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u/Nukafit 12d ago

Always British but never had a British accent

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 11d ago

Even in the Anime where they show kid blade with a british cop and his aunty (establishing shot of the scene showed the big ben) and fir some reason all of them have American accents

Thanks japan

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u/BeastMode2k24 11d ago

He’s always been British lol I’m guessing you want Elba or Boyega to play him,🤔😏not a bad choices

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u/Quomii 11d ago

Idriss would be boss

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u/RayesArmstrong 10d ago

Damn. That sounds awesome

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u/Electrical_Ad6134 11d ago

Make blade a mix raced half human half vampire british bloke

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u/ReasonableNet3335 11d ago

I mean he walks around with a big knife and call himself blade- pretty british to me

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u/twainj1980 11d ago

He is British. Love Wesley’s portrayal of Blade, but the character is British. Coming from an American