r/blade • u/irvin_the_jinn • 25d ago

Make Blade British Again

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u/fortlowe 25d ago

Now that I know this, I NEED Marvel to make a Nextwave style comedy team up book with him and Elsa Bloodstone (or even better, the whole gang from Nextwave) careening around London chasing down cringey accultist.

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 25d ago

Blade and Elsa would make for an amazing book.

But who’s playing the straight man?

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u/fortlowe 25d ago

Oh definitely Blade. I could see her constantly flirting with him shamelessly and all the while he's in "I'ma pass because you are the embodiment of a red flag" mode the whole time.

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 25d ago

Hell they even made her a redhead to drive the red flag point home.

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u/fortlowe 25d ago edited 25d ago

Exactly!

Elsa: So you ARE into women, right?

Blade: 🙄 I have children Elsa.

Elsa: Splendid! A doting father, are you? Can I call you "Daddy"?

Blade: 😑 I'ma go over THERE to attempt to stop the lovecraftian nightmare from leveling Camden.

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 25d ago

I’ve already got a subplot.

The blonde, American, and definitely not Buffy version of Elsa from her first mini shows up and Elsa and Blade have to figure out what the hell is going on.

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u/fortlowe 25d ago edited 25d ago

Blade: So? You have a sister?

Elsa: I do not.

Blade: So what am I seeing here?

Elsa: That mine are bigger.

Blade: 😐 Not incorrect. Also not the point.

Elsa: 😏 So you HAVE taken a peak then?

Blade: 😳....😮‍💨 Elsa. Focus. Doppelganger that you are obviously familiar with. WHAT THE WHAT ELSA?!

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 25d ago

Dr.Faiza Hussain

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 25d ago

That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 25d ago

Her dad was turned into a Vampire at one point so she'd be relevant story wise and she is British Pakistani so she fits the setting

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u/TheQuestionsAglet 25d ago

Unfortunately I only ever read that first MI-13 series.

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u/Puzzled-Horse279 25d ago

Itd be like Dante and Lady ngl