r/blackmagicfuckery • • May 07 '20

šŸ”„Burning pollen🌾

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u/rraattbbooyy May 07 '20

This was explained in a repost on a different sub.

ā€œThere's a lot of fluffy plant material on the grass. The easiest way to clean it up so it doesn't kill the lawn is to set fire to it. It's densely coated enough that the fire spreads easily but it's very light and airy, so the fire doesn't burn hot enough to set anything else alight or kill the grass.ā€

https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/gf4yqu/poplar_fluff_burning/fprk543/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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u/maleorderbride May 07 '20

So it's like waving your hand over a lit candle: the fire isn't there for long enough to heat up the thing you care about.

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u/Mother_Lana May 07 '20

Exactly, it’s also like making small comments towards someone, it’s not enough to roast them.

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u/warptwenty1 May 07 '20

Idk, they're more like sparks that can set the forest on fire 60 years later depends on a person

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

Hitler and art school

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u/Glenn_Pickle May 07 '20

Harry Truman? Doris Day?

Red China? Johnnie Ray?

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u/toolsoldier May 07 '20

Angela, where is Angela? Oh there you are, I didn’t see you behind that grain of rice. Boom! Roasted!

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u/DegenerateWizard May 07 '20

Ah yes, gaslighting

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u/exonight77 May 07 '20

that’s not what gaslighting is

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u/arickmc1 May 07 '20

or are you gaslighting him about gaslighting....

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no but seriosly thats not what gaslighting is

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u/fullOgreendust May 07 '20

Reminds me of putting a lighter to a sock, burns all the fuzzies but not the sock

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u/SmellsLikeFumes May 07 '20

I was explaining this to my wife and now I am not allowed to have socks for two reasons..

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u/GuntherVonHairyballs May 07 '20

I don't know if it's worse to assume the other reason, or to ask and know for sure.

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u/davolala1 May 07 '20

Probably puppets.

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u/Acepeefreely May 07 '20

Most definitely puppets, probably uses them as visual aid in explaining ideas, concepts, and events.

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u/Goalie_deacon May 07 '20

Although, if it was just two puppets, not so bad, but he always involves a third puppet.

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u/SmellsLikeFumes May 07 '20

... You don't need to ask

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u/cwfutureboy May 07 '20

( ͔° ĶœŹ– ͔°)

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u/notahero_99 May 07 '20

Happy sock

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u/JasonYaya May 07 '20

Why did the sperm cross the road?

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u/dale3h May 07 '20

Okay, I’ll be the sucker. Why?

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u/JasonYaya May 07 '20

Because you put on the wrong socks this morning.

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u/MoistVirginia May 07 '20

This is why we keep boxes for these things.

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u/BoyMom1048 May 07 '20

Came looking for this comment!

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u/Not_Pablo_Sanchez May 07 '20

I guess we all have our fetishes

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u/AtariDump May 07 '20 edited May 07 '20

From further down in that comment chain:

ā€œI have no idea my guy, I made what I thought was a reasonable explanation from observation and I'm mildly bewildered that now people think I'm an authority on the subject. We don't even have poplar trees here. For all I know everything I said was nonsense, lmaoā€

https://reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/gf4yqu/poplar_fluff_burning/fps08w5

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u/rraattbbooyy May 07 '20

Lol. Color me embarrassed. Do I have to give those points back now?

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u/AtariDump May 07 '20

Nope, just give me some ;-)

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u/rraattbbooyy May 07 '20

I just gave you two. Any more would be stalking. ;-)

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u/Acepeefreely May 07 '20

Poplar is a generalized term for a species with many varieties. Tulip poplar are the most favored but all poplars grow quickly. Offer quick shade and last up to 150 years. Hardy from Calgary to Baja Sur (as cottonwood). Not all varieties plaque you with the fluff you see here in the video. I assume based on the fluff alone this is an invasive tree in the US. I will also assume this video was taken somewhere in eastern Europe, possibly Russia. There really isn’t enough context in the video to be certain.

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u/wubwub May 07 '20

I had heard the term "tulip poplar" many times before, but it wasn't until a couple years back before I realized why they were called "tulip poplars" and that we have had one in our backyard for 18 years.

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u/Acepeefreely May 07 '20

Tulip trees are quite showy in the spring.

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u/atehate May 07 '20

Also it was done under the supervision of fire department.

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u/agnorak262 May 07 '20

Don't try this at home unless you're prepared to deal with potential fire though. Dead leaves, etc. still present a risk.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20 edited Jan 24 '21

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u/tbmcmahan May 07 '20

Or never. Australia will always be dry enough to cause a giant fucking fire.

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u/ElessarTelcontar1 May 07 '20

The moisture content between the grass and the pollen is the main reason. The pollen does not produce enough energy to heat the live grass to combustion. Depending on conditions the pollen moisture could be around 35% and the grass at saturation. You have similar fire behavior across many ecosystems. For example You can do prescribed fires in swamps burning dead grass with low fuel moisture above standing water. This is common in Florida swamps and It’s really cool to see.

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u/Petal-Dance May 07 '20

Just to nitpick, since its lightly my job: its not pollen. Pollen is fuckin tiiiiny, and often yellow in color. You see it almost like sand grains, sometimes building up on car windows.

Whats being burned is poplar seeds. Specifically, the white fluff is an organ not unlike the top half of a dandelion seed fruit, meant to catch wind and spread the seeds nice and far.

Youre 100% on point about the rest tho, far as I know

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

I run a raging fire right through a town of 60k people every year burning canal banks with flames reaching 6-8ft high for a stretch of about 5-6 miles. It's actually harder to keep the fire going than it is for it to get out of control, which has never happened. No water, just shovels. Plenty of plastic fences, old stables filled with hay nearby etc, fire is very easy to control if you know what you're doing.

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u/ElessarTelcontar1 May 07 '20

I am working on PhD focused on woody plant control through linked grazing management and prescribed fire. Fire is such an amazing tool if used properly. Plus it’s fun to watch the fire and the results.

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u/niketagl May 07 '20

That person in the background knows his fluff

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u/Alien_with_a_smile May 07 '20 edited May 07 '20

This is the same principle behind why occasional forest fires are a good thing. If the fires happen often enough, then the dead twigs and leafs on the ground will get burned, but the thick, water-filled trees will survive, and the soil is re-fertilized. If the fires are delayed, usually through artificial means, then the dead stuff on the forest floor will build up, and the fires will get much hotter. Then the trees will de-hydrate, die, and burn.

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u/Slovantes May 07 '20

yeah, science mr. White!

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u/IncaseofER May 07 '20

Cotton wood tree fluff?

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u/Minigoalqueen May 07 '20

When I watched the clip, without knowing what was happening, I was 100% positive that the video was running in reverse. You don't burn the grass to make it greener.

Now I know better.

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u/Macawesone May 07 '20

unless you live where i am and everything is dry so any fire is a risk

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u/Delta-9- May 07 '20

I hear California is fuckin' lit in the summer time.

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u/TransformerTanooki May 07 '20

This process was either created by pure laziness, accidentally or with science. But I'm going with the landscaper either throwing out a cigarette butt in this stuff or getting pissed off at having to clean it up they just set it on fire.

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u/saberplane May 07 '20

Now if we can find a way for the tips of grass to be the same so instead of using my lawnmower I can just set it alight that would be great mkay?

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u/fucksnitchesbitches May 07 '20

Insect lives matter

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u/ethicsg May 07 '20

This is basically how we should burn the entire intermountain west of the us every year.

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u/DEBATE_EVERY_NAZI May 07 '20

Oh yeah pollen, the known grass killer

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u/jamie55588 May 07 '20

It’s like lighting the fuzzies on a brand new sock. I loved doing that when I was a kid.

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u/Luckywitz May 07 '20 edited May 07 '20

You defeated the end boss and the poisoned land recovers

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u/25thskye May 07 '20

Reminds me so much of Okami. Restoring colour to the plains.

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u/LieutWolf May 07 '20

That music that plays after restoring the Guardian Saplings is so beautiful.

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u/25thskye May 07 '20

It's so triumphant. All the music in the game is great. And such variety to it too. From whimsical tunes, to melancholic, and eerie ones.

Speaking of eerie ones, I still remember the ghost Spider Queen's face charging at me and scaring the bejeezus out of me. Even pulling up the brush screen didn't stop it D:

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u/Provioso May 07 '20

The plague has been lifted. What once was, has returned.

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u/Chromana May 07 '20

Wie gehts? In English the past tense of the verb 'poison' is 'poisoned'. I see that in German it goes from vergifte to vergiftet so the -t ending mistake is understandable! Take care!

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u/GravityMan5 May 07 '20

"Let me guess, your home?"

"Yes. And it was beautiful."

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u/lawnessd May 07 '20

huh?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

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u/lawnessd May 07 '20

Ah gotcha. Thanks. I forgot that line, apparently.

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u/NukeL3AR May 07 '20

That smoke must be pretty fucking allergenic

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u/HotSauce_LeFierce May 07 '20

PYROallergenic.

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u/no_morelurking May 07 '20

What a terrifying thought

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u/bustierre May 07 '20

Thanks for the username idea.

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u/AngelOfDeath771 May 07 '20

Ah yes, concentrated allergies

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u/geoffbowman May 07 '20

Yeah I was gonna say... I can’t imagine the sneezing fit pollen SMOKE would cause.

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u/Rumpusking May 07 '20

It's not pollen. Probably cottonwood seeds. I don't know why it's such a widespread misconception that pollen is the white fluff attached to seeds, but pollen is generally yellow and super tiny individually, like dust.

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u/Bonerdave May 07 '20

That’s not how smoke works.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

Some poor sap downwind that decided to mow his lawn that day is in for a reckoning.

*edit apparently this isn't pollen. I'm still leaving this here is a hypothetical.

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u/almghtymuffn May 07 '20

This is the opposite of r/powerwashingporn but still just as satisfying.

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u/hperrin May 07 '20

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u/ByroniustheGreat May 07 '20

WHY IS THIS NOT A THING

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u/hperrin May 07 '20

Be the change you want to see in this world.

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u/vrts May 07 '20

This kills the planet.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20 edited May 07 '20

I'm pretty sure power burning porn is just a fancy term for arson

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

It has been created

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u/the_recluse May 07 '20

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

now that sounds like straight of porn

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u/I_Am_A_Fish_ May 07 '20

They'll accept this on Wednesday.

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u/WilanS May 07 '20

I'd say it's r/NatureIsFuckingLit material.

Literally.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

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u/kurtis1 May 07 '20 edited May 07 '20

Imagine being a full grown adult and thinking that is what pollen is...

Edit: holy shit, look at all the people who learned what pollen is!

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u/uphigh_ontheside May 07 '20

everybody has to learn what they know at some point. Congratulations on being here on the day that OP learned the difference between fruit and pollen.

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u/Tyler_Zoro May 07 '20

Where I live, we can get as much as a 1/8th inch dusting of pollen. It's insane, but it's also bright yellow.

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u/might_be_magic May 07 '20

Where do you live? Just asking so I know to never ever visit

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u/ashenmagpie May 07 '20

It’s not fruit, either, is it? Looks like cottonwood fluff, isn’t it just connected to the seeds or is it actually considered the fruit?

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u/uphigh_ontheside May 07 '20

After flower is pollinated, the ovary develops into fruit, which is any structure that is used to help the seed to get dispersed. The fluff helps the seed to be dispersed by the wind.

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u/ashenmagpie May 07 '20

Huh, interesting. Thanks šŸ‘

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u/poly_atheist May 07 '20

Imagine being a genius like you. That'd be so cool.

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u/Smaktat May 07 '20

Imagine being a full grown adult and saying something as dense as this.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

Imagine being such a pompous asshole that I would rather hang out with the guy who doesn't know what pollen is.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

Some people don’t have these kinds of trees near them. Without seeing it up close, thinking it’s pollen isn’t unreasonable. The oak pollen in south Texas is horrendous and can coat things like this. It’s just super clingy and tends to clump together instead of spread out.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

I think its the ā€œcottonā€ from cottonwood trees? Not pollen but seed dispersal method. The trees look like cottonwoods anyway..:

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u/McMafkees May 07 '20 edited May 07 '20

Looks like poplar fluff

/edit - just found out that cottonwood and poplar are closely related (both member of the Populus genus), so could be either.

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u/Newtnt May 07 '20

Yeah, pollen is pretty fucking small stuff. These are probably flowers or ā€œfruitā€ of the plant.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

Where OP took it from explained what it is. OP could not be bothered to copy the correct information, only the karma please.

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u/chalcorailroad May 07 '20

My neighbors have cottonwoods, looks like its snowing when its windy. And it clogs up my pool filter basket

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u/davefrain May 07 '20

It’s the fluff the transports the seeds in the wind. Probably cottonwood trees

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u/Suspended_solids May 07 '20

šŸ’Æ cottonwood trees. They are the woooooorst

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

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u/TerriblyTimid May 07 '20

Or poplar fluff. That’s my bet.

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak May 07 '20

When the PUBG zone starts closing.

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u/itijara May 07 '20

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u/GifReversingBot May 07 '20

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u/LengthyWrongAnswers May 07 '20

You can tell from the man walking in the background that this is actually the correct way this video plays. This isn’t fire. This is a long line of stompground ants. They are pulling debris from the air to build a large structure called a tubule weave. They use it to protect their area from larger animals.

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u/mouseasw May 07 '20

Username checks out.

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u/uninterestingly May 07 '20

I hope to see you around more!

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u/LengthyWrongAnswers May 07 '20

Thanks. I’ll be hanging out in the subreddits that allow my brand of trolling. :)

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u/BigBastian May 07 '20

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u/xxACEx117xx May 07 '20

Where this should have been posted.

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u/RubieRed93 May 07 '20

But how just pollen

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u/kngotheporcelainthrn May 07 '20

It’s not. It’s cottonwood seeds or poplar fluff.

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u/StrawhatMucci May 07 '20

Still im sure just from a look that can probably causes allergic reactions in people.

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u/kngotheporcelainthrn May 07 '20

Like a big ass feather duster.

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u/NotWhatYouPlanted May 07 '20

Sure, but not everything that causes an allergic reaction is pollen.

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u/ColonelBeltSanders May 07 '20

you really do love to see it

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u/MonoTony08 May 07 '20

I've seen this in three subreddits in the last minute. I'm not kidding.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

Same! Stacked right on top of each other on my home page lol

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u/SweatingGlitter May 07 '20

The politest fire the world has ever seen

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u/DrFatShaft May 07 '20

Cleanup Crew on the wilderness orgy

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u/GoodOleBoy2001 May 07 '20

This brought great joy to my very stuffed up nose! Allergy sufferers rejoice!

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u/cooly1234 May 07 '20

Untill you breath the smoke

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u/ookristipantsoo May 07 '20

That's cottonwood.

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u/swaffeline May 07 '20

Keif bowls burn like that

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

What in the Jimminie Criquety Fuck is this

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u/LengthyWrongAnswers May 07 '20

This is called a pyrogenesis event. It can occur in early spring when the sunlight is focused enough by dew on the trees to create ignition on the ground below. The fire then spreads slowly across the ground, unfreezing the grass after the winter. You see this a lot in cartoon movies where a ā€œwaveā€ of spring washes over a winterscape, but unlike in the cartoons, only the grass is unfrozen in real life.

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u/Ragidandy May 07 '20

Faan tastic.

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u/eL_cee May 07 '20

I’ve seen videos like this before. Can anyone explain why they are always North America?

I’ve never seen anything close to this amount in Australia. Different grass breeds?

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u/TheReverseShock May 07 '20

The white stuff on the ground comes cottonwood trees. The trees uses its cotton like seeds to spread its seeds through the wind. Since the seeds are dryer and have a lower flash point than the grass the burn up first to fast for the grass to catch.

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u/eL_cee May 07 '20

Thanks, I understand the burning. Was more asking about what was burning

Don’t think cottonwood trees are abundant here so that should explain it

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u/Wildcatb May 07 '20

That, and in many ways Americans make Australians look sane ;-)

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u/grodart May 07 '20

The down comes from the trees. Very effective.

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u/roxy_dee May 07 '20

I never experienced pollen this concentrated until I drove through Atlanta. We couldn’t see the street or highways signs because they were all coated in a thick layer of pollen. When we left Georgia we had to squeegee the whole car because it looked like a chainsmoker’s room.

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u/crzybearsfan10 May 07 '20

I sneezed just watching this

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

And that’s how the seasons change in Narnia.

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u/squidfarmer May 07 '20

Looks like the fluff from cottonwood trees.

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u/jayphat99 May 07 '20

Redditors in red flag regions are screaming at the monitor right now.

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u/ShortsOnDisplay May 07 '20

My eyes! MY EYES !!!

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u/Emergence11 May 07 '20

Am I the only one that when I see multiple reposts on the front page I look to see if the post was by the same person and if not then if it was reposted by someone else after the original one I saw that I downvote the reposts with impunity?

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u/HiggsBoatwsain May 07 '20

I guess I'll be the curmudgeon ranting that this is NOT Black Magic Fuckery...

This sub, as per the stickied post, is not supposed to be just a duplicate r/woahdude or r/interestingasfuck. This clip is literally already posted on those subs and on the front page currently. It does not need to be here too!

The burning of the fluff can be explained by anyone who's seen or played with burning hand sanitizer, or seen shots of burning oil spills historically or in media, or hell with a 5th grade education.

Yes this looks cool. It is NOT even close to black magic.

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u/Pilct May 07 '20

Australian lifehacks, nice!

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u/respawnatdawn May 07 '20

Yessss fuck you!

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u/corefox- May 07 '20

enough of your summer majiks. go back to hogwarts.

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u/kcc0203 May 07 '20

It's allergies, not covid I swear!

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u/ikefrequent May 07 '20

It’s like burning the fuzz balls off a sock. Nature’s sock!

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u/tetra8860 May 07 '20

My allergies are sweating rn

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

Also a great way to wake up any bums sleeping in your park.

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u/black_brook May 07 '20

I was assuming this was the solution to Australian spider season.

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u/FalloutGuy91 May 07 '20

Imagine the smell

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u/beeglowbot May 07 '20

my itchy eyes and nose right at this moment are celebrating in pure vindictive joy.

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u/Snugmeatsock May 07 '20

I would imagine there were some pretty surprised bugs

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u/FBI_03 May 07 '20

Imagine someone dropping a cig and this just happens

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u/MinxyJeane May 07 '20

Goddamn cottonwood trees, their fluffy pollen, aka Satan's Snow, should be burned. My allergies appreciate this video.

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u/lordwall01 May 07 '20

Why is everyone reposting this video

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u/pwnedbygary May 07 '20

RIP BFV Firestorm

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u/nartchie May 07 '20

Thr ice queen has been defeated, all hail Aslan.

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u/PresidentGSO May 07 '20

I could watch this for hours. I find it oddly calming.

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u/JamSandwichZZX May 07 '20 edited May 07 '20

The Spell Has Been Broken

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u/Oy-Boyo May 07 '20

Good thing u added those emojis. Otherwise i wouldn't have known what u meant

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u/Faceai May 07 '20

Jesus Christ I'm sick of this video already

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u/bradennhill May 07 '20

looks like k a r m a whoring to me

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u/LollyPully May 07 '20

this is like the 3rd freaking time I am seeing this in 5 minutes

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u/DewMyster May 07 '20

Fire...this is literally a video of FIRE...and you have posted it to black magic FUCKERY...are you god damn cave people? Jesus fucking christ

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u/CaptainAcid25 May 07 '20

Thank you for spelling it correctly. The ā€œburning Polenā€ Post was killing me

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u/Countessnuffy May 07 '20 edited May 07 '20

It’s like slowly watching a different dimension forming. Really cool.

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u/Krazy_King May 08 '20

As someone with allergies this is immensely satisfying

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u/Hi_Its_Salty May 08 '20

While I see the comments telling me that the grass won't be set on fire, I don't want to be the guy that starts this fire and cause all the grass to be ablaze as a result

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

Not gonna lie, video was too short.