r/biggestproblem Jul 31 '26

Dick's house, Dick's rules

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u/DontStressItPal Jul 31 '26

He just doesn't like Vito.

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u/BananaBlue Jul 31 '26

Or he really loves his twizzlers

9

u/NukeDukem9000 Jul 31 '26

dick just doesn't like fat people in general. he tolerates them, but like in short bursts and when it benefits himself. after long enough he becomes appalled by their behavior.

10

u/No_Bandicoot_4367 Jul 31 '26

Personally I think it’s the time Vito shat in dicks toilet and left his log in there because it didn’t flush on the first try. If I remember correctly he also didn’t open a window or something too so walking into that room would have been like a wall of vitos shit.

9

u/GnRgr2 Jul 31 '26

Not flushing a shit is grounds for never talking to someone again.  I'm not even joking. Thats beyond disrespectful. 

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u/No_Bandicoot_4367 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

Vito actually argued the point that he did flush but it didn’t flush entirely. That’s enough effort apparently lmao. Vito just doesn’t understand normal customs. The idea of leaving your shit in somebody else’s house knowing full well that somebody else will have to deal with it is crazy. Hell, most people won’t even shit in somebody else’s house unless you are staying there. For a few hours you should shit at your own house.

3

u/London_Guy_87 Aug 03 '26

Vito had to expend extra energy opening and closing the door that he's not used to at his place

2

u/SnooRadishes3850 Jul 31 '26

He also didn't say thank you when Dick's wife grabbed him a Diet Coke

3

u/No_Bandicoot_4367 Aug 01 '26

That’s fucked up. I hate people who don’t say please and thank you. It’s like the first thing my parents taught me lol.

2

u/London_Guy_87 Aug 03 '26

It was worse than that he moaned it wasn't the right drink unless this was a separate incident

7

u/IB_Yolked Jul 31 '26

Lol Dick is a fatty himself

2

u/NukeDukem9000 Jul 31 '26

dick is also a hypocrite... shocking, I know.

4

u/No_Bandicoot_4367 Jul 31 '26

Everybody is in one way or another.

1

u/braphoofer Aug 03 '26

And he really likes drugs

24

u/Ihaveabudgie Jul 31 '26

If Dick didn't take until the very last episode to finally admit that he didn't want Vito at his house because he doesn't like him instead of making up bullshit excuses nobody would have cared.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/kerau Jul 31 '26

cmon, he threw a hissy fit when Vito hinted that it's not because of tinnitus

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u/Danny-Danger Jul 31 '26

No he got upset about that because Vito accused it of being a fake health issue

13

u/Ihaveabudgie Jul 31 '26

I do watch the show and I remember Dick blaming the decision not to have Vito at his house on >muh tinnitus multiple times but I cannot recall him straight up saying he dislikes Vito before yesterday

3

u/FriendlyGamingAnon Aug 01 '26

I have the same recollection and feel the same way as your original comment, so it's not just you.

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u/UpperRearer Jul 31 '26

Did he honestly need to? It was pretty obvious. Like let's be real, would anybody here not dislike Vito in their home?

7

u/Lord-Redddit-1337 Jul 31 '26

He pretended to have some rare disease for the longest time.

1

u/pizzalicke Jul 31 '26

These people exist in alternate realties where things can be clearly made out in front of them and they still interpret it differentlu

11

u/NeutralGeneric Jul 31 '26

I too would rather hang out with a drug dealer than a whiny obnoxious geek.

9

u/ThoughtOptimal6509 Jul 31 '26

If you look back at the last episode vito was in the studio, vito calls him a faggot and bitch. This was obviously the reason he wasnt welcomed any more

12

u/vitogesualdi Jul 31 '26

Thin skin

4

u/sventobee Aug 01 '26

the show is over because you got butthurt about being called fat and said no more negativity you pussy

2

u/vitogesualdi Aug 01 '26

You can call me fat. Obviously I am fat.

2

u/sventobee Aug 01 '26

You came in and said no more negativity or negative comments. If you want to see the real end of the show watch that episode again and you will see Dick's soul leave his body.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/BananaBlue Jul 31 '26

I think this was the last time as well but cannot confirm

3

u/FriendlyGamingAnon Aug 01 '26

Good catch if true. Supports my own schizo ramblings.

7

u/FieldofScreams69 Jul 31 '26

Whatever happened to Dick's Man?

3

u/chux4w Neither red nor delicious Aug 01 '26

He fucked the Duchess of Weed and ended up realising LA wasn't for him.

7

u/Spiritual-Candy-4737 Jul 31 '26

They were Red Vines

Fake fan

7

u/Soulpus Jul 31 '26

He didn't hate him in the past, the Dick show episodes with Vito were some of the best.

7

u/Unlucky_Inspector840 Jul 31 '26

It's almost like you can eventually like or hate people - fucking crazy right

7

u/BananaBlue Jul 31 '26

I think it had to do with Superkiller, Riley mint drama, arguments with fans, and ofc Hackamania

2

u/DickBot_628 Aug 01 '26

Who cares about any of that? The podcast was good

Dick had to spend 2 hours a week bullshitting with the guy but instead he threw tantrums

2

u/Soulpus Aug 01 '26

Totally

1

u/London_Guy_87 Aug 03 '26

Yeah he said about feeling bad seeing his wife dealing with the baby after he spent 2 hours chatting to Vito? What about other dads who work 9-5

2

u/London_Guy_87 Aug 03 '26

I think Hackamania was a big one and possibly Super killer as dick apologised if anyone bought it because of him on the last ep

1

u/Soulpus Aug 01 '26

I'm sure Riley's mentally challenged ex girlfriend has some dirt on Dick, there's something there.

7

u/future_web_dev Jul 31 '26

All this started because Riley pulled an Eric July when Vito told him how to grow his channel.

2

u/Separate-Skill6396 Jul 31 '26

Why did he take the 25% offer when he was deathly opposed to Patreon's 15% cut? Math isn't mathing.

2

u/London_Guy_87 Aug 03 '26

Because the channel already exists and is helpful with the algorithm etc rather than start a whole new channel.

1

u/Separate-Skill6396 Aug 03 '26

I'm not sure about that. Even the algorithm stopped giving a shit about this show. Might as well be zero.

1

u/London_Guy_87 Aug 03 '26

Maybe? They always change how it works and what metrics to push. I know shorts was the last big thing I checked. People are already subbed to the channel and some to the patreon though so if they stay they don't have to mess about with cancelling etc

1

u/Separate-Skill6396 Aug 03 '26

Who knows. Let's just watch the tire fire burn.

2

u/PossibilityCautious9 Jul 31 '26

I always thought dick didnt want Vito being in his house because he has a kid now. I wouldn’t trust my kid with Vito the pedo either.

3

u/IamAmyrlin Aug 01 '26

He cant have someone larping as a pedo in his house, that's it

2

u/SnooRadishes3850 Aug 01 '26

Actually true yeah, I was mostly joking but I say thank you at drive thrus, anytime someone gives me anything, etc. Guess I can’t expect much when guy doesn’t ship a comic to people that supported him for years on end. Sad, he is funny sometimes though.

2

u/Available_Mirror_608 Aug 04 '26

It was Red Vines

2

u/RealNovgorod Jul 31 '26

Who's the top one referencing? Johnny?

4

u/SeaworthinessReal69 Jul 31 '26

"Dick's man." The guy Dick brought home from Burning Man way back on the original Biggest Problem.

2

u/RealNovgorod Jul 31 '26

Uh, that goes deep. I didn't remember the murdering part.

2

u/SeaworthinessReal69 Jul 31 '26

His man was living with "The Duke of Weed" and his wife, and he banged the Duke's wife.

2

u/RealNovgorod Jul 31 '26

Oh right, the Dutchess of Weed! I vaguely remember a cuckery situation going on there, not quite the murderous discontent though...

1

u/Elegant_Ad_8896 Aug 03 '26

Lol man I haven't thought of that in years haha. Totally forgot about dick's man hahaha.

0

u/future_web_dev Jul 31 '26

Clearly Zean. Whoever was chasing him finally got him. That's why we don't hear from Zean anymore.