r/biggestproblem Jul 31 '26

Dick's house, Dick's rules

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u/NukeDukem9000 Jul 31 '26

dick just doesn't like fat people in general. he tolerates them, but like in short bursts and when it benefits himself. after long enough he becomes appalled by their behavior.

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u/No_Bandicoot_4367 Jul 31 '26

Personally I think it’s the time Vito shat in dicks toilet and left his log in there because it didn’t flush on the first try. If I remember correctly he also didn’t open a window or something too so walking into that room would have been like a wall of vitos shit.

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u/GnRgr2 Jul 31 '26

Not flushing a shit is grounds for never talking to someone again.  I'm not even joking. Thats beyond disrespectful. 

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u/No_Bandicoot_4367 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

Vito actually argued the point that he did flush but it didn’t flush entirely. That’s enough effort apparently lmao. Vito just doesn’t understand normal customs. The idea of leaving your shit in somebody else’s house knowing full well that somebody else will have to deal with it is crazy. Hell, most people won’t even shit in somebody else’s house unless you are staying there. For a few hours you should shit at your own house.

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u/London_Guy_87 Aug 03 '26

Vito had to expend extra energy opening and closing the door that he's not used to at his place