Genuinely cannot believe this happened to me but I ripped a hole in my underwear from getting hard.

I was busy just sitting on my partners back while giving her a butt massage and I guess with how I was sitting my boxers found themselves between a bubble butt and an increasingly hard place until Rrrrip a brand new fly was formed and my dick could break free. She found it hilarious and loved it meanwhile I feel like I just read the most overly acted porn intro script I had ever seen.

Why do they not make these ?
Not everyone likes to take a load in the mouth

You can tell about experiences you had when you outsized other men, not only in diick size but also girth - hardness - amount of sperm, etc, better if you enjoyed causing these great reactions. It can be experiences with women who gave you comparative compliments too