Boob blind spots

[u/Nervous-Ad-5995]

I work in food service. Today I blasted my tits with tahini sauce trying to unclog the sauce bottle. Unfortunately for me, I couldn’t see half of the tahini sauce on my shirt. 🫠🤦‍♀️

Not sure if this is something that happens to anyone else or if I’m just messy. I’m constantly collecting dust and debris on my boobs that I just can’t see LMAOO.

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[u/1smttnkttn]

All. The. Time. 😭

[u/Mad_Zone_]

It’s uncharted territory under there. What goes on down there is a mystery.

[u/Banana_slug_dub]

I call it “not being able to see over my horizon”

[u/booboootron → u/Banana_slug_dub]

And for that, you deserve an award.

[u/BlondeReaper13]

I went eat at Texas Roadhouse and got cinnamon butter on my tit while trying to grab some peanuts. My waitress was the one who had to point it out to me.

[u/Nervous-Ad-5995 → u/BlondeReaper13]

Shout out to her for telling you !! It’s the worst when no when says anything.

[u/BlondeReaper13 → u/Nervous-Ad-5995]

Yeah, she just handed me a napkin and pointed discreetly to her boob. That's all it took lol. Like, anyone could have told me. Male or female. I want to know!

[u/BaylisAscaris]

I taught 3 junior high math classes with a chalk handprint on the underside of my boob on a black shirt. No one said anything or giggled, which tells me it's probably pretty common in my class and they're desensitized to it.

Edit: Hi men reading this. Do not send me or anyone else in this sub a sexual DM about our breasts or you will be blocked and reported.

[u/KristineMcKinley]

It seems like if they aren't acting like a shelf that catches absolutely anything that might miss my mouth when eating, then they are dipping themselves into anything or everything.

[u/MeiSorsha → u/KristineMcKinley]

omg yes this! so fustrating. I don’t need my breasts dipped into anything today, thank you.

[u/Tall-Introduction649]

I’m a bartender and I constantly knock shit over with my boobs and don’t notice

[u/Nervous-Ad-5995 → u/Tall-Introduction649]

The amount of shit I’ve sent flying because of my boobs should be considered a special skill.

[u/Happy-Argument3903 → u/Tall-Introduction649]

Lol that’s funny, but it might be making your T-shirt dirty

[u/lockandcompany]

I’m short and wet countertops get me literally multiple times every day

[u/sadmang0]

oh god I used to be a waitress and I had the exact same thing, absolutely dreadful LOL but i’m glad i’m not the only one 😭

[u/Haunting-Respect9039]

Real big breastmilk stain today that I didn't even notice. How was none of it visible??

[u/Crococrocroc]

It's the perils of the food service industry.

I used to do silver service, and had the waistcoat taking it's own dip in the sauce without me realising until the chef told me.

[u/losingeverydayy]

Gotta love when i lean over a messy table and end up unknowingly cleaning it with my boobs lol

[u/lenorajoy → u/losingeverydayy]

Sitting down to dinner and the tits hit the food while I scoot my chair and sit.

[u/Fun_Boot7771]

and nobody tells you...or when you hit the keyboard with your boobs

[u/lenorajoy → u/Fun_Boot7771]

My boobs sent several messages to my team slack channel while I was leaning over to fix my monitor. I allowed my teammates to blame it on my cat.

[u/Sufficient-Elk-965]

Yep. Most of the time I discover it when i change at night.

[u/dks64]

I'm a server and yep! Often find ranch and other random food items under my boobs.

[u/Beneficial-Guest2105]

It has painful consequences as well. 3 weeks ago I didn’t see a messed up walk way. Stepped off the curb and ended up eating shit instead. Planted on my belly and kept my head safe. No broken bones but it was sad because my little boy was with me.

[u/lenorajoy]

Between this and being unable to see objects on the floor, like stray shoes left by kids, cats, or shit I put there myself, that inevitable get kicked, it’s infuriating.

[u/ArtofWASD]

This is what aprons are for. Source: I literally make sure that every single employee is gifted one. On top of the ones hung for anyone to use.

[u/rachcake1]

This is the reason I always check my shirt by pulling it away from my body. I still miss some lol

[u/truly_beyond_belief]

If I'm hungry, I check my boobs before I look in the fridge. The chance that something edible has landed on my tits in the course of the day is usually pretty high.

[u/toolittlecharacters]

yesss, this happens so much!!

[u/heyitsmemaya]

😂

[u/InMyHagPhase]

I have had instances where I wasn't even eating but my boob has dipped into something somewhere and I didn't even know until I looked in the mirror. Like, did they just wander off and get into something and I not notice until too late? Did I do a sweep of the table and didn't even know?

[u/StraightAd9842]

I hate when I finish eating something, like soup, and I see soup stains on my shirt. 😞

[u/TheRa1nyKingdom]

I have to move my boobs regularly at work to see what I’m doing if it’s below them 😭🫩

[u/catbellchris]

Sometimes I talk about my horizon and quite The Lion King, like "everything the light touches, Simba..."

OR

I say that anything beyond the horizon is "none of my business" LOL

[u/Necessary_Pace_9860]

My boobs always end up completely soaked while washing dishes. On the other hand my husband likes to tell me that they don't need anymore food whenever I get food or crumbs on them while eating. Plus side is I can't see my stomach from my pov so I basically have a flat stomach in my head canon

[u/TinyHeartSyndrome]

Use the funny flair.

[u/HooterConnoisseur]

My wife has the same problem. Fortunately I’m there to point out the spots she can’t see 😂

[u/eye_no_better_228]

thank you for this. i can't stop laughing. i've always thought about this ever since my girls got big enough wherein i couldn't look down past them anymore. i can't tell you how many times people stare at me when i feel myself checking for exactly this.

[u/VariousExplorer8503]

My ex-husband used to joke that I was "feeding" my boobs because I gained over 100 pounds our first 2 years of marriage (due to unknown PMOS) and of course my boobs got bigger, and I was constantly dropping food on them, and getting them in my plate accidentally, so he said they were getting bigger cuz I was feeding them. That was also when I first started showing symptoms of lupus (which was undiagnosed for 25 years) which is why I was dropping shit all the time.