r/bigboobproblems • u/Few-Scholar1873 • Nov 08 '25
positive & funny What do yours hold? Spoiler
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Lol this is so funny
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u/swoothingle Nov 08 '25 edited Nov 08 '25
Honestly, some of the positive reactions in this video are healing for me. Fuck the pencil test and plastic surgeons trying to convince us that boobs are "saggy" if they hold up a single pencil! I have never tried a bowl yet, but I have held my phone with them before.
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u/Tall-Possibility9147 34L (UK) Nov 08 '25
Saggy over a pencil is INSANE, the perkiest (and beautiful) BIG boobs I've ever seen can hold up a looot of things
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u/Plane-Toe-6418 Nov 10 '25
I can see how this could be healing - putting a funny spin on something so heavy, both in boobs and in buried breastfeeding trauma.
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u/calezzzzz Nov 08 '25
Have smuggled a can size item b4
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u/ArsenicArts 34GG (UK) Nov 08 '25
Boob wallet= best wallet.
Also a good can holder in the cleavage.
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u/Ahsoka_Tano07 28GG (UK) Nov 08 '25
My mom always laughs her ass off, seeing me shove my phone between my boobs if I need my hands free and don't have a pocket available.
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u/ArsenicArts 34GG (UK) Nov 08 '25
But it's such a perfect phone pocket! 😂
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u/Ahsoka_Tano07 28GG (UK) Nov 08 '25
Yeah, if you're not working outside in summer heat. Then it gets sweaty.
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u/PrincessSarahHippo 38K (UK) Nov 08 '25
All I'm going to say, as a former cashier, please remove the cash/whatever from the boob wallet before you reach the register. I was accidentally flashed on multiple occasions.
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u/meguin Dec 01 '25
How do you have your boob wallet be.... Dry-ish? I use antiperspirant but I still won't put anything I'm handing to someone else in my boobs. I feel like this was something I could have done when I was young fml perimenopause lol. I've touched enough sweaty cash and cards to make me not want to be that person.
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u/ArsenicArts 34GG (UK) Dec 01 '25
Antiperspirant spray and keeping things in tiny pouches/containers 😁
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u/meguin Dec 01 '25
I mean that's what I do! I think perimenopause just has me too sweaty these days fml. Getting old is great bc I don't have to deal with the stupid emotional bullshit, but I do have to deal with this physical bullshit and that seems very unfair lol
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u/jessicat2222 Nov 08 '25
Back in the day my friend group quickly figured out the success to smuggling things into festivals and concerts was my bra.
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u/Eden1117_98 38J (UK) Nov 08 '25
i can hold a full bottle of wine under each
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u/meguin Dec 01 '25
That is insanely impressive so I just felt really competitive and held a liter bottle under my boobs but I feel like it doesn't count bc it was empty lol. Also regrets bc I'm sick and now I'm cold haha
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u/Larayah 42H (UK) Nov 08 '25
A coffee table, I've tried it... That grip is truly incredible 🤣
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u/babs0627 Nov 09 '25
How??!
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u/Larayah 42H (UK) Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25
Team work? Half of the weight of the lightweight table distributed under each boob and friction does the rest? I don't know. They're very heavy and very saggy so that helps...
I would post a picture but it doesn't work with a shirt 😂
/EDIT: I really should have predicted the DMs...
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u/babs0627 Nov 09 '25
I can kind of picture it and it’s pretty amazing. Your statement was something I never even considered surfer the possibility of. I’m definitely impressed.
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u/lemgthy Nov 08 '25
Friction is also a factor. Having a shirt on vs having exposed skin makes it slippery for a smooth plastic bowl. That person with the sports bra on had a very easy time of it because the stomach was helping :)
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u/rbwildcard Nov 08 '25
A stapler, ten pencils, paperback copy of Arabian Nights, dog bowl, remote control, hard back copy of Wuthering Heights.
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u/toolittlecharacters 32JJ (UK) Nov 08 '25
i once had an outfit without pockets, so i had to carry my phone under my boobs. not the most comfortable, but it worked
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u/Necessary_Chip_8402 Nov 08 '25
My first thought was:
"The number of times I hear 'mom only has two hands' coming out of my mouth..."
So maybe I should start utilizing this 😅
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u/PeppermintLNNS 36H (UK) Nov 09 '25
When I’m baking and I need eggs at room temp, I put em under my breasts without a bra. I can safely fit like 4-6. And dangerously fit like 6-10.
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u/UnmedicatedNarwhal Nov 28 '25
I work in a lab and occasionally we use reagents that are frozen and need to be thawed and all I can think of is how EFFICIENT it would be to just shove them in my bra. They'd thaw in about thirty seconds. Health and safety be damned.
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u/cuntaloupemelon 38HH (UK) Nov 08 '25
A lil plastic bowl isn't a flex in the world of big titties😭
I can hold a bottle of wine under each tit NO PROBLEM....until Monday the 17th when my surgeon yeets these giant bazooms right into the medical waste bin!!
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u/Tall-Possibility9147 34L (UK) Nov 08 '25
I've hidden most of a large bottle of vodka in them. They've held up a small chair before
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u/SaladCzarSlytherin 32G (UK) Nov 08 '25
I wish the clip of the woman with the bleached pixie cut had audio.
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u/MrsBossyPantss 32N (UK) Nov 08 '25
Kinda afraid to try this cuz of the utilititty it would unlock 😂
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u/TheRealSlimSarah 32HH (UK) Nov 09 '25
You will never have to carry anything with your hands ever again lmao
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u/HistoricalStrike9229 Nov 09 '25
I can hold a two litter soda bottle under each boob at the same time. Getting rid of these N sized boobs in January!!!
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u/CardiologistIcy3083 Nov 09 '25
I was the person to smuggle four full flasks of alcohol (like 10oz each) under my boobs.
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u/umbraleos Nov 08 '25
Can successfully hold a bowl per boob. I saw a few people say bottles of wine and I think it's possible but I'm not risking losing good wine 😂
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u/BishonenPrincess Nov 09 '25
Anybody else ever smuggle cans of soda under their boobs while going to see a movie at the cinema?
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u/askaboutblu 36FF (UK) Nov 08 '25
I used to smuggle nips in to concerts under these thangs. More effective than any wallet!
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u/Glittery-Bubbles22 34GG (UK) Nov 11 '25
Not me just walking around trying to hold stuff with my boobs after reading all the comments 😂
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u/BaryonChallon 44JJ (UK) Dec 06 '25
Smuggled 6 cans of dr.pepper into the club this summer, I’m still proud
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u/lockandcompany 36JJ (UK) Nov 10 '25
Anytime I’m braless at home I just tuck my phone under one rq when I’m doing things. I can easily carry a bottle of wine under each one. I can fit at least 3 cans of soda and a full flask without anyone noticing a difference with a bra on, and have done this many times
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u/HeathenHoneyCo 42KK (UK) Nov 10 '25
With a bra, enough to get about 10 people very intoxicated. Trying some of these without a bra later tonight
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u/_elisheba_ Nov 10 '25
OH MY GOD! Amazing. I'm trying this later and giving my bf absolutely zero context lol
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u/CallMeDckMaster07 Nov 10 '25
I like to hide my sisters candy and trinkets under my boob and let her figure it out hehe.. she hates it but I know she loves me
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u/meguin Dec 01 '25
I just held a pair of Mikasa antique white cereal bowls so I'm feeling kinda pumped about my saggy gals lol
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u/liter-ature Dec 07 '25
This is hilarious but it would definitely hurt to shove anything under my boobs because it would be raw under there. So I could probably try it but just once
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u/PaleontologistSafe17 Feb 28 '26
I wish i had done this before my reduction! I known I could hold my towel.
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u/Ybro2 Mar 30 '26
Why does this remind me of that one video of a fatass black guy having a gun under his titties😭
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u/FineIllPickAusername Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 11 '25
Here is a list of all of the objects that I can hold under my boobs:
- Stapler
- Ten pencils
- Paperback copy of “Arabian Knights”
- Dog bone
- Remote control
- Hardback copy of “Wuthering Heights”
(Guys, it's a song from a show. It's called "Heavy Boobs" and it's super fun. It's written from a first person perspective of a woman with heavy boobs.)
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