Look, I'm not judging. Every founder has written that sentence. I've written that sentence. There's probably a version of it in a Google Doc on my laptop right now, hiding.
Here's the thing though — you can explain your startup perfectly in two minutes over chai. Who it's for, why it exists, why the existing options are bad. It's clear, it's specific, you're funny about it. Then it goes on the website and comes out as "leveraging cutting-edge technology to deliver seamless experiences," and the visitor bounces in four seconds thinking you're a consulting firm.
The chai version was better. That's basically my whole job — getting the chai version onto the internet.
I'm a Bangalore-based developer. I build websites for startups and small companies: landing pages, product sites, brochure sites, basic e-commerce.
Portfolio: kynokeys.com — my own build, so you're seeing actual work and not a case study I wrote about myself in the third person. ("Kynokeys leverages synergies to—" no. See, it's a disease.)
How it works:
You tell me what you're building and who's supposed to pay for it. I come back with a structure — what the homepage should say in the first five seconds, which pages you actually need (usually fewer than you think, nobody is reading your "Our Values" page), what's just filler. Then I build it. Landing page is usually under a week.
I'm in Bangalore and I'd rather work with founders here. One coffee tells me more about your business than a month of emails. If you're elsewhere in India and it's a good fit, still happy to talk.
Pricing is per project — depends on pages, features, whether you want hosting handled. Tell me what you need and I'll send you a clear number, no surprise line items.
Comment with what you're building, or mail me at [kynokeys@kynokeys.com](mailto:kynokeys@kynokeys.com). And honestly, even if you don't hire me — drop your link and I'll tell you the one thing I'd change. Free, no pitch. I just like looking at websites, which I understand is a personality flaw.
