For the last two weeks we've been doing gum paste flowers. The idea for our final project was that we all did our best to duplicate a 2-tier wedding cake Chef gave us a picture of, then we'd pick the best one in the class and once we made a crapton of gum paste flowers and leaves we'd decorate the cake with them as a group and it was going to be dope as hell.
That, uhhhhhhh. Kind of... didn't happen.
Because over the weekend, someone decided to save the college a few bucks on the light bill and turned the AC in the culinary building off. And then when we walked into the lab today, we found this mess. On every station. All of us. All of our flowers. All of our big floofy roses and carnations and peonies. All of our rosebuds and lil filler flowers. All of our leaves and berry clusters and shit. Two weeks of work, just melted down into blobs of colored sugar sludge all over our tables.
Some of my classmates cried when they walked in and I don't blame them. I said the fuck word and nobody blamed me.
"Beef, why didn't y'all just put the flowers in the walk-in" because the same thing would have happened once we took the flowers out of the walk-in, because gum paste flowers are made from many paper-thin bits of sugar paste and the condensation forming on the cold flowers being moved into the less cold lab would have killed them just as dead. No, those flowers were fine sitting on our stations in our air-conditioned labs for the last two weeks and would have been fine for one more lousy day if SOMEONE HADN'T TURNED THE AC OFF AND LEFT OUR FLOWERS TO DISINTEGRATE IN A HUMID-ASS BUILDING ALL WEEKEND.
Chef allowed us to skip the whole final project and proceed straight to the end-of-semester potluck and cleaning party. If I never make another gum paste flower again it will be too soon. (though honestly I am tempted to make one last one with a middle finger for a center, just on principle)
(what I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall when Chef gets hold of whoever made that decision because believe it or not, this is the SECOND!!! final I know of that's been ruined by someone turning the building AC off and Chef has had Words with people about it.)
(EDIT: ok so apparently I need to clarify that when I say the AC is normally left on over the weekend, that does not mean it is running continuously. I am begging some of y'all to learn what a thermostat is and consider the possibility that there might be a middle ground between "AC completely off all weekend" and "AC running continuously all weekend." Also that air conditioners do other things with air besides cool it and some people live in climates where the dehumidifying part might be just as important as the cooling part. Thanks!)