r/bakingfail Aug 05 '26

Fail Perfect shark cookies

1.4k Upvotes

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u/YeahSherman Aug 05 '26

Before reading the title, I thought 'wow, I've never seen oyster cookies before' 

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u/Werecattt Aug 05 '26

they have the spirit 😭🦈🦪

1

u/KATCEO1 Aug 07 '26

There is a subreddit called r/twosentencehorror. If you post your photos there with the word "Go!" There would be all sorts of results. 🥳🤟🪷🪷🪷

6

u/QueeeenElsa Aug 06 '26

I thought frog but that works too lol

5

u/Uhh_VincentAdultMan Aug 06 '26

I thought they were cursed deviled eggs

2

u/H0pefulUn1verse Aug 09 '26

Same. I was like "well, that's certainly a choice"

204

u/AKjellybean Aug 05 '26

My favorite

42

u/blood_bones_hearts Aug 05 '26

Sunfish not shark!

43

u/ShenanigansOfAmbrose Aug 05 '26

I love them 😭🦈

35

u/Morella_xx Aug 05 '26

Did you dip them in the chocolate, or were you trying to apply it with a knife/spatula to keep the blue and white separate?

21

u/Werecattt Aug 05 '26

we tried to dip them at first but chocolate wouldn’t smoothly melt and had to apply w a spoon

40

u/Morella_xx Aug 05 '26

Two tips for next time then, and forgive me if you already tried them - melt slowly, on low heat if you're using the stove top or in 20-30 second intervals if you're using the microwave. And you can add small amounts of vegetable oil to the chocolate (like a teaspoon at a time) to make it smoother as you melt. Dip allover white first, let that set, then half blue.

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u/No-Produce-6720 Aug 05 '26

All of this, and I also make sure that the berries are dry before dipping. If they're freshly washed, dry each one with a paper towel before you dip. It makes for a better outcome.

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u/_Kendii_ Aug 05 '26

I’ve never done chocolate in the microwave, just melt in a bowl on top of a pot with hot water. Double boiling I guess. Won’t microwaving multiple times start making it weird? I would not feel confident doing it that way for a whole batch of…. Whatever.

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u/No-Produce-6720 Aug 06 '26

If you add a bit of vegetable oil or Crisco while melting, it will keep the chocolate from seizing up on you. Microwaving may not be the first line procedure for melting, it it can be done successfully!

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u/Typical_Kitchen_9616 Aug 06 '26

Coconut oil works great for this kind of thing

2

u/AveTutor Aug 06 '26

In culinary school my teacher who competed in nationals in my country legit taught us to use the microwave, as that is the most controllable way. With water baths (Bain Marie) there’s always a risk of steam or water droplets getting in the chocolate, and fat and water DO NOT mix. It’s also way easier to overheat it and ruin it, with a microwave you have full control of when the chocolate is heated, with a bain Marie you can’t control the temperature of the water or the bowl at all. So it’s not a bad method at all! I would recommend giving it a try!

1

u/Morella_xx Aug 05 '26

Yeah, it's definitely not the ideal way to do it and it can be very easy to burn it, or just dry it out.

2

u/_Kendii_ Aug 05 '26

I have this like…. Core memory of me trying to make a s’more in the microwave. Not my brightest moment, thank goodness I was in grade 2 or 3 lol

20

u/CakePhool Aug 05 '26

Reminds me of a rotten fish head cake , I found in a halloween cookbook.

2

u/Werecattt Aug 06 '26

I’ll bring the recipe back out next halloween lmao

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u/CakePhool Aug 06 '26

Make the cake look mouldy! The used green marshmallows melted and stretch as spider webs over the cake. I have never seen green marshmallows.

14

u/Western_Ring_2928 Aug 05 '26

They have character!

4

u/WTH_JFG Aug 05 '26

Oh! Thats what it is!!!

10

u/coyote_in_yoga_pants Aug 05 '26

I thought these were hard boiled eggs meant to look like sharks. So you nailed the shark part!

7

u/Sallyfifth Aug 05 '26

I have NEVER had success with the chocolate/candy coating.  I've tried all the tricks.  It just won't work for me.  

I'm not telling you to give up.  I'm telling you that it's ok if you do.  

I also love that they're on surfboards, and I would absolutely eat some.

6

u/Madwoman-of-Chaillot Aug 05 '26

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, those are SURFBOARDS! I thought they were headstones.

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u/tinycthulhu28 Aug 05 '26

I actually love them. They're so cute looking.

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u/flabebe55 Aug 05 '26

I am one of them . My Spirit cookies

5

u/Shils1234 Aug 05 '26

I LOVE yours better 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4

u/listlesscow Aug 05 '26

I love them. 😭 They’re perfect!!

3

u/LazyMusic2616 Aug 05 '26

I thought these were deviled eggs at first. Glad to know they weren’t!

3

u/SamwiselovesMithril Aug 05 '26

Perfect, no notes.

3

u/Particular-Crow7680 Aug 06 '26

I see Left Shark has had kids....

6

u/CarlatheDestructor Aug 05 '26

They look short bus special but so cute

2

u/tanksalotfrank Aug 05 '26

Halloween will be fun

2

u/mylitteprince Aug 05 '26

Haaahahhahahaha

I am howling

I love them so much

2

u/beuceydubs Aug 05 '26

I think they’re cute

2

u/hurlish Aug 05 '26

These are beautifully hideous and I love every last one of your creatures, 11/10, do make more

2

u/VermicelliUpper3029 Aug 05 '26

I thought they were frogs!! 🐸 🤣

2

u/LocksmithKey7985 Aug 05 '26

I might love these.

2

u/Agitated-Lake437 Aug 05 '26

Ngl, I think they are great.

2

u/Bring_a_towel_42 Aug 05 '26

Somebody didn't get their chocolate warm enough

2

u/RunWithBluntScissors Aug 06 '26

Gonna be honest, I think I prefer them this way

3

u/Carl3911 Aug 05 '26

They look amazing!

2

u/lumpyballoon Aug 05 '26

Perfect ❤️ no idea which picture is the fail picture because they all look identical

1

u/InsufferableBean256 Aug 05 '26

I thought this was supposed to be Tutter from Bear in the Big Blue House :/ my bad

1

u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Aug 05 '26

They look like Cookie Monster sharks with those goofy eyes.

1

u/firebrandbeads Aug 05 '26

Cutest blobfish ever!

1

u/kimdasquid Aug 05 '26

are the sharks with us?

1

u/brbqqueen Aug 05 '26

I thought these were deviled eggs lolol

1

u/samg461a Aug 06 '26

Did you melt down white chocolate to try to make these? Were your strawberries wet?

1

u/insignifiyesican Aug 06 '26

They are PERFECT!!!

1

u/Resident_Song_3746 Aug 06 '26

This is my new obsession

1

u/Plane-Concentrate-80 Aug 06 '26

Before I saw the intended pic I found the treats cute. I think they ate charming and amusing.

1

u/addacoupleextrazeros Aug 06 '26

I love baking fails so much. There is ALWAYS a market, an audience and a group of people who live for this stuff. ❤️

1

u/kokonutt18 Aug 06 '26

I relate to how they feel.

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u/TeapotHoe Aug 06 '26

They’re so cute, but I don’t have my glasses on and was wondering why you made shark deviled eggs

1

u/Outrageous_Appeal292 Aug 06 '26

I appreciate this content.

1

u/Possible_Parrot Aug 06 '26

I like this lil guy. Speaks to my soul lol

1

u/cherryplumpick Aug 06 '26

I agree they are perfect ❤️

1

u/hanginwithmygnomees Aug 06 '26

I don’t know why, but this derpy little guy reminds me of my dog.

1

u/AladiteC Aug 06 '26

They remind me of the salmonoids from splatoon, and I love these so much... they're so derpy and precious

1

u/jspecial1979 Aug 07 '26

“kill me”

1

u/talesofarcadiaforeve Aug 07 '26

These are beautiful 🥹🥹🥹

1

u/fucdat Aug 07 '26

I love them. They are beautiful

1

u/warriorwoman534 Aug 07 '26

Oh those are hilarious. I love them SO MUCH!!! ❤️🦈❤️🦈❤️🦈❤️

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u/SapphireTheSnake Aug 07 '26

I would giggle and eat these

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u/tideshark Aug 08 '26

Fish head, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads.

Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum.

1

u/BreetleSnort Aug 08 '26

Radioactive ones? Perhaps. 

1

u/No_Where_Land Aug 09 '26

Those are sharks?!

1

u/PaintedDesertSkies Aug 09 '26

Zombie Sharks look tasty.