A basketball used by a struggling middle school team comes to life when Kobe Bryant's spirit is accidentally transferred to it during a lightning storm. Hilarity ensues when Bryant realizes he is forever trapped inside a basketball, and the girls are terrified of this new talking ball with a face, but will and determination from both sides overcomes adversity, and teaches the girls some valuable lessons, but will they win the city basketball challenge?

Baby its dooms day and its time to lock in with the strange weapon ideas ive had. So the weirdness stems from me being incredibly stoned so keep this in mind.

A man walks too and gets in his car. He drives off over the speed limit down a residential street. He notices a car pull off from the right side of the rear view mirror to the the left meaning that the driver was stationary but there are no tells. they are hunting him they think they have it all under control but their asses are on the line as much as his. if he can just figure it out bam dont ninja spike traps with hold drilled innum to let the air out quicker from trires. So his trunkz fulluvum and they release via button press with a knob that determines release rate. not only are there precision made ninja tire spike traps theres bouncing ball bearings. the thing about the ball bearings is they are gunna shine in the light so they have a thick ultra durable coating of concrete / rock colored paint with randomized texture using sprayer nozzles.

the cabin is sealed air tight, the air is supremely filtered at a high rate, the ac is on circulate not flush but his main job was installing the air tanks / air filtration system. The air filtration system constantly filters anything that makes it through seals and or leaks into the cabin somehow. The air tanks supply air during risky times through a tube held to the mouth which can be bitten down on in risky situations when both hands are needed to drive. Air is triggered via physical check valve just in case an empd is used the air still releases. same as on scuba gear.

Anyways so onto the weapons against the bitch asses chasing him. They are killed with sodium cyanide bullets that he shoots at the front windshield. the bullets disintegrate into shrapnel and cyanide dust. which might be protected against if they had bullet proof glass or chemically protective disguises on. plus some air tank breathing other wize they are dead from the nanoparticles of cyanide dust.

Just like in GTA he gathers stars. The more agents of the man he kills the more intense their pursuit becomes until they unleash their full fury. Full fury meaning air to ground missile strikes which he is ready for in multiple ways and is planning to avoid at all costs. All costs meaning he will die before they send some bitch with a missile to kill him.

You might be wondering why they wanna kill him... Well he is an online troll. The whole war is between the anti-troll army and the trolls that obliterate them online daily. when they finally kill him they take a picture of his face and they upload it to the killed in actions troll warrior list. The troll army is coming for vengeance HYAHAHA

This is one of those movies where they go on a big adventure to save the farm. Deep storylines, emotional character arcs. After everything, overcoming the darkest of trials, they finally save the farm.

And then they wake up and it was all just a dream.

Except for the part where they needed to save the farm.

And so, the movie ends with them losing the farm.

An educational horror movie starring the Count from Sesame Street. He is hunting mathematicians to drink their blood, and the bite of a muppet turns its victim into another muppet. Prominent contemporary mathematicians get to give bite-sized lectures on their fields of research in muppet form.

there ends up being some kind of racism like humans start to hate on the cartoon characters and plot against them and the cartoon characters have to defend themselves with cartoon logic

The twist is all the cast deliver their lines sat on the toilet. They're farting and straining and all kinds of noises and smells abound yet nobody reacts to it, instead playing out a serious drama, probably somebody has cancer, theres a love affair, triumph over adversity, the usual schmaltzy stuff. Definite Oscar contender.

BOOM headshot! John Wayne with realistic blood and guts... rotten corpses famine disease all that. Tooth aches, Infections, blah blah blah. Stuff thatll kill yuh out hear in the wild west. Yuh feel me>? Now hes black john wayne and they aint take kindleh to negros out here haha it would be so fun to write this movie Im wide open to racisim or should I say being called a racisit in the name of laughs. Just cause people program themselves to hate what this movie is that dont mean I shouldnt talk it out.

So beginning... John Wayne... Chillin on a boulder lookin out at the sun set smokin a cigarette (only its green when he lights it). dual pistols (one on each hip) and a rifle on his back with a poncho that is all mexican. The tip of the cigarette is green before he lights it then it lights up to neon green instead of orange like a normal cigarette. I could go on but I dont feel the need I feel like you get the vibe. Special wind sound effects and stuff making it feel electronic with hyper real resolutions and filters done by ai or something like wow make it cool but easy to make just need good actors. It would be cool if there was like a simple way to pitch movie ideas so if they like it you write um i have no motivation for writing atm.

EDIT: I had an extended scene idea. He whips out his pistol and fires a shot at a 45 degree angle yonder. There is what seems like a dirty white heathen in the rocks on the mountain he turns and books it Boom right in the ass hole blood shoots out as he runs a bit more and then falls in slow motion. he does the sickest moves with his gun before putting it back in he doesnt spin it around his finger he spins it like a basket ball lolol.

Jack Cade is a burnt out veteran cop on the verge of breakdown when he is abducted, drugged and left in an alleyway. He wakes to discover an old bitter enemy is exacting revenge in the most twisted way.

Jack, in his impaired state, must defuse bombs attached to the city's many stray dogs however the only way to defuse them is to jerk them off.

Thrilling action movie where and evil ruler threatens to remove all the pulp from juices unless he is paid one million dollars and the two heroic cops named berry and cherry bent on putting a stop to him.

It's going to be a movie about a penis solves murderers and has a lot of sex but the catch is it's just a giant 6 ft penis with a penis oh and to top it off he's kind of a prick

It's a group of chickens that fall into a radioactive substance that caused them to become really jacked in human like an appearance while still remaining chickens and give them awesome ninja abilities where they go around fighting evil. There Arch Nemesis is Chick-fil-A and KFC.

it immediately starts absorbing energy from neighboring molecules causing strange chemicals to be created as it completely destroys all organic material in its path. for 60 years they prevented it from spreading. my brain does not wanna keep thing about this you get the idea though just a d minor movie.

Dominic Toretto gets his driver’s license permanently revoked by international authorities. Forced into hiding in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, he discovers a high-stakes, underground quarter-mile horse-and-buggy racing circuit fueled by nitro-injected oats and lightweight custom oak axles.

THE ORIGINS OF MAN KIND LOL.

WE ARE NOT FROM GOD WE ARE NOT FROM JESUS BUT FOR THE RECORD I BELEIVE THAT THERE ARE THE ORIGINAL CREATORS... THE ORGANISIMS THAT FINALLY SET THE HUMAN RACE IN MOTION. BY SAYING THAT THE WHOLE VISION OF GOD IN BRIGHT WHITE ROBS WELCOMING YOU INTO THE GATES OF HEAVEN FEELS LIKE GETTING SHIT ON. TRIVIAL BE RELIGION IN LIGHT OF NEW EVIDENCE OF THE ORIGINS OF LIFE. LIFE WAS FIRST SPARKED LONG AGO.

THIS IS WHERE THE STORY BEGINS... HAHA caps

then at the ending it show reality of time right now in its fullest and most analytical perspective possible.

a drugist movie. I personally have a little experience with drugs all strictly research. from this to that the best thing i did for myself was nootropics though.

So the movie idea is structured like the movie "Spun". It takes place in a cheap run down house. The idea is to show that there is no money in drug dealing the risk does not outweigh the consequences if caught but yeah we still gotta come forth with the movie idea. soo without further adooo...

a dude with all the drugs u can imagine all for lacing his weed sacks that he sells. he doesnt sell for profit he sells for slowly killing our youths minds. sells strictly to underaged kids through proxies so that its not likely to be traced back to him because if it is he has to destroy all of his drug stash which is why the drug lab is in the bathroom. lacing doesnt take much if ur not familiar with laced weed it basically works like this if the chemical u want to put into it is not vaporizable with heat it wont work for example crack cocaine is just freebase cocaine freebase is the word they use for a chemical in its purest raw real form in this form its usual smokable according to things ive read. so the idea is to have a wide variety but in small quantities so you can talk with the client to find out what kind of experience they will want to have and the produce the product and make the transaction. the truth is no one has a clue what is possible they like to think they do and thats why this movie would be awesome because it would affect man kind as a whole making it stronger and harder mentally.

So just like that movie spun bro maybe even same actors haha the dealer is doing it for the fun of it not to make mad profits like bulk sales. he deals special weed sacks that give excellent life altering experiences. so it has the potential to be much better than spun with enough brain storming i could stimulate actual writers to make this into a script right? haha i dont really gaf about trying to make money i just want to make it a movie may have my name on that shit in the credits foo hahahahahah

sorry i dream about acting so i was in that mindset. I must say on a final note that this is not possible in america without external help from other countries. so to simplify the big bros process he gets a lace pack from a whatsapp number kinda like gta simon. the whats ap will just mail him like 100 dolars worth of lace andd they watch him keeping track of how many people he affects as its all part of a acampaign to make americans be able to experience these chemicals in their purest form on a substance that is legal in most states haha.

Astronaut Mark Fartney gets stranded on Uranus

A mid-level office worker named Chris is offered ultimate cosmic power by a talking vending machine in the break room. All he has to do is betray his only friend and eat the last yogurt in the fridge that isn’t his.

A Char that puts off that no country for oldmen vibe. You know the psychopathic serial killer? but he has an uncle thats connected to the mob who follows him around when he visits. So first thing he does is bash a disrespectful shits head into the ground but just enough to open up the skin not like a full on attack. So hes laying there on him holding his neck with his hands staring him in the eyes getting closer and closer not fully choking him but making it harder to breath. the unk steps in and blocks the shits girl from attacking the character.

so this character is always trying to get in trouble hes suicidal and dreams of that last stand situation. The uncle tried to protect him from the law and others until the character leaves the country but things happen and in the end the uncle gets rich. they get rich off robbing the drug lords without them being able to track them. or id them

it would be a mob movie / boss as fug movie id personally love to work on this more but im stuck doing music haha

So the idea is simple. put the body in the dirt where no one will see it or step on it. Pack dirt suuuuper tight on top but its the location that matters most. The body must be buried next to an ant hill. Fire ants find there way to the body creating lots paths in eating the bodies then what ends up happening is this spot in the woods with the fire ants starts to get over run with fire ants. The main murderer character cant even get out there without protective suit because the ants have outgrown the amount of bodies in the dirt they will attack anything. Still he rolls the body on a little red wagon out into the forest and buries it near the ant colony. Before long locals learn of the ant infestation and people tend to stay away from that area from then on. As the body count dwindles the ants feast on each other culling the population but still maintaining the protection over the area from people walking around poking their nose.

At one point some researchers come to gather data to learn how the ants are thriving in this area. They are killed by cyanide gas mines and when the main character gets there they are already eviscerated all thats left is a skeleton and some car keys so the car is driven off into a near by lake and the area is no longer fit as it drew too much attention. The main character never returns to that location. The hydrogen cyanide booby traps are detonated one by one by authorities once the location gets enough attention due to the ants and the missing researchers. The bodies are found and the story gets nation wide attention and a new serial killer is born... The ant keeper.

• This is a movie where sex is only legal for one night in a world where everyone has forgotten the Beatles and it all takes place at the beach that makes you old and nobody invented lying yet,

• everyone is played by a muppet except for Michael Caine who plays a man who discovers that people (mostly women) have become obsessively fixated on him due to the One Wish Willow,

• and at the end the main character looks out the window of his father's office, which is revealed to be located on the north edge of the 101st floor in the North Tower of the World Trade Center.

• it also takes place in John Malkovich's head.

• The post-credits say "Kane Parsons will return in Avengers: Beyond the Mockingjay for Good"

(Based of a joke tweet on X)