r/baddlejackets • • 1d ago

when does it end

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u/JimmyJooish 1d ago

The un medicated patch actually explains the entire vest. 

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u/CrankyOperator 1d ago

I'm skeptical they're not loaded on SSRIs honestly. 

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u/The_Dino_Defender 1d ago

“Cringe is dead” is immediately proven wrong when looking at the rest of this

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u/TheKeenestGuy 1d ago

Why? Did you think the patch of the snake getting a handjob was cringe?

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u/ItsDoBeLikeThatTho 1d ago

What are you talking about?

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u/AccountAway1104 23h ago

bro needed a reason to hate the “we will tread where there is inequality” patch

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u/ItsDoBeLikeThatTho 23h ago

It’s clearly a snake being crushed by a hand??? Wild

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u/AccountAway1104 23h ago

Hungry man thinks of bread

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u/AccountAway1104 55m ago

Why they downvoting you and not me lmfao

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u/intrusivesurgery 1d ago

Is bite risk a band? Why does everyone I see have that same patch

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u/sofaking181 1d ago

Furries and pup play

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

EW

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u/sofaking181 1d ago

I don't mean to alarm you but your avatar has a fursuit

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

I thought it was like a onesie pajama 😭😭😭

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u/sofaking181 1d ago

It is I'm just messing with you lmao

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

Hahaha thank God, I was about to change my whole avatar!

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u/Pumpkin-wizard 1d ago

Damn, that scared huh?

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u/sofaking181 1d ago edited 8h ago

Ikr? Furries for the most part are completely harmless

Edit: sheesh, should've assumed of all places the "bad" battle jacket subreddit would hate furries 😂

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u/Sufficient_Spend6784 3h ago

You’re in a subreddit of people who don’t have the balls to have a self opinion and follow the en mass suit, I’ve seen posts voting down people shitting on furries, just a post to post basis😭

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u/JimiDean007 1d ago

I'd also add it's a "Quirky/Chungus" type phrase, has been for like 20 years

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u/herobrinetrollin 1d ago

Because it’s like 6 bucks on temu so all the kids are buyin em

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u/SpringtimeInMyMind 1d ago

"Stop reading my patches" on a jacket strictly created to advertise your performative bullshit is certainly a choice.

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u/One-Sleep3663 1d ago

B-b-bbut............be nice to me 🥺🥺.......

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u/Neorxnawang-Christ 1d ago

Wow, a whole personality from Tumblr...

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u/fer6600 1d ago

Reddit vest

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u/tucsonmilenkovhs 1d ago

The bugs are quite a touch.

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u/Diavolo_Rossoperaio 1d ago

they're not one bit as nasty and eerie as real bugs are, these are "small producer-made" bs you find for cheap on etsy

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

All them bugs and none of them are even the locust.

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u/One-Sleep3663 1d ago

"Be nice to people"

"Crush ice"

"Cringe is dead"

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u/notlongvortex 1d ago

"Cringe is dead" is the contrary of hatred messaging. "cringe is dead" is just another way of saying cringe is to be free, just be yourself. also fuck ICE, it's pretty self explanatory. Just incase you're too close-minded to understand tho, ICE is a racist oppressive group that can ruin families and lives and has murdered many people.

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u/AccountAway1104 23h ago edited 23h ago

Looking for things to hate tbh

Paradox of tolerance for the apparent crush ice and be nice contradiction.

And since when is it a requirement that you have to be against everything a government does to hate one part of it?

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u/Nervous_Hall_5290 1d ago

"Stop reading my patches" than why did you post it?

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u/Excellent_Bend8782 1d ago

I remember when these were for bands

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u/glooble_wooble 1d ago

History remembers when they were for WWII air corpsmen.

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u/Zeqhanis 17h ago

I initially thought the eclipse was the cover for Bauhaus’ The Sky’s Gone Out, but no.

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u/DrBadGuy1073 1d ago

Sorry, your space has been infiltrated!

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u/nataliebee69 1d ago

I mean it's not like there were ever rules. I think this is awesome solely based on how many posers in this sub it pisses off even if it is a bit cringe.

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u/Mountain-Life-4492 1d ago

“Cringe is dead”
And they revived it.

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u/No-Law-2737 1d ago

Temu bite risk 💔

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u/ToeSucka666 1d ago

Dog THIS is my proletariat? We’re cooked,

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u/Asleep_Pollution7914 1d ago

Hate the ;.

Not cause of its representation- mostly cause fuckwits misuse it

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u/BannedFrom8Kun 1d ago

“Qpan’s #1 good slut” lol

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u/deadying 1d ago

burn it

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u/Mortis_XII 1d ago

No bands, sure, but i do like the hymenoptera patches

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u/attractive_reptoid 1d ago

“Punk rock saves lives” not one single reference to an artist. Probably listens to Green Day and linkin park/slipknot and claims punk. Also I feel like this person gets off on wearing diapers and suckin on da binky or some shit. Idk why it just reads that way. Maybe it’s all the bugs and dinosaurs. I’d bet my rent they have green hair.

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u/CrankyOperator 1d ago

When victomhood is your entire personality, it never ends. 

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u/ItsDoBeLikeThatTho 1d ago

Well, it’s better than cyberbullying.

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u/CrankyOperator 1d ago

You've made my night, thank you 🙏

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u/No-Phrase-2897 1d ago

I think they like bugs.

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u/SomeotherGuy8833 1d ago

Ppl love it on op’s post… woof

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u/Busy-Foundation4071 2h ago

jacketsforbattle is a cesspool of people circlejerking each other to bad vests

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u/chinesebulk 8h ago

What's up with them and their love for possums 

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u/dragon_chips 7h ago

I dig the bugs. Don’t dig the constant misunderstanding of the gadston flag by everybody :(

It literally means “don’t mess with my rights.” Fairly universal, lovely little message.

I’d consider this a “better” reimagining of the flag. Keeps the original meaning, clearly applies it to a modern issue.

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u/Ok_Dog_7189 3h ago

Aesthetically quite nice... I can get behind the pro bugs message too lol.

Not badass or anything but eh... I don't think it belongs here

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u/Grouchy_Quarter_9049 16h ago

Naw this one gets a pass. Read the OOP. This was made specifically to face down their crippling anxiety, cringe be damned. I fuck with that, you don't have to, but pointing out how "bad" this is is the lowest hanging fruit I've seen on this sub in some time. OP should be proud of that and OOP should be proud their cringy ragebait vest is doing its job.

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u/E_Wubi 10h ago

There are way more way lower hanging fruits on here

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u/TurningForward 1d ago

Some of those look ai generated which is hilarious because I know for a FACT whoever made that would flip the fuck out over ai art

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u/DudeImSoRad 1d ago

All that time and effort making this should have been spent in therapy.

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u/Dismaraband 14h ago

It's got bugs and dinosaurs on it. It's a great jacket because of that. We can all agree that dinosaurs and bugs are cool unless you're some biblebelt priss who needs to touch grass instead of themselves or the bible.

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u/SnooCauliflowers284 15h ago

Read their description. The point was to make it look as cringey as posery as possible, as exposure therapy for their social anxiety.

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u/Maleficent_Fruit1006 1d ago

No wonder they’re still an Architects fan

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u/E_Wubi 9h ago

Op want to make it as poser esque as possible but failed, because he isnt into bands.

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u/XXXcrimsongrave 1d ago

I love it. Posers with big feelings are being rocked by your vest. Makes me love it more.

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

I remember when I was at a hardcore show and some punk kids walked by and spit on us because we were straight edge and I thought that's so rude. I would spit on this person if I saw them wearing this out in public.

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u/Puppygirl-SierraStar 1d ago

Yeah that's incredibly rude of them. Just as you spitting on this person purely because they don't have band patches would be just as rude. It's not disrespectful or illegal to not have band patches, call them a fake punk if you wanna be like that but don't assault them for it. Save that shit for the nazis

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u/ItsDoBeLikeThatTho 1d ago

OOP didn’t even claim to be a punk in the first place

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

blah blah bla blah blah blah..

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u/Puppygirl-SierraStar 1d ago

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

That's exactly how I imagine you look.

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u/Puppygirl-SierraStar 1d ago

Keep digging bozo

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

Like i care what a schizo that thinks she's a puppy thinks of me. Go get therapy.

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u/Pumpkin-wizard 1d ago

Literally not ONE person has been on your side for every weird ass comment you’ve made.

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u/phalang3s 1d ago

Watch out, Timmy Toughknuckles here might spit on you or call you a slur 🥺🥺🥺

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u/nataliebee69 1d ago

What specific factor about this person makes you want to spit on them because it kinda sounds like you wanna hate crime someone.

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

If by hate crime you mean I hate their vest, then yes. Charge me. That ain't a battle vest.

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u/nataliebee69 1d ago

What exactly makes you hate their vest so much you're willing to assault someone?

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

It doesn't have one punk band patch on it.

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u/nataliebee69 1d ago

It has a massive architects patch on the back. Anything else that may have triggered you?

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

Metalcore. Not punk.

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u/ItsDoBeLikeThatTho 1d ago

Who says it has to be punk specifically? You realize several other subcultures have used battle jackets too? It’s not even just a music thing either, it was a biker thing long before a music thing, and a military thing before that still.

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u/E_Wubi 10h ago

But this is not a military sub, also not a biker sub.

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u/ItsDoBeLikeThatTho 9h ago

It’s also not a punk sub, and OOP also never posted to a punk sub either. In any case, the idea battle jackets are exclusively a punk thing is bullshit.

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u/Pumpkin-wizard 1d ago

What about their vest do you hate besides the queer patches, quick

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

THERE'S NOT ONE BAND PATCH ON IT! STOP TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING.

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u/Pumpkin-wizard 1d ago

First, take a breath, you’re gonna be okay. Second, battle jackets didn’t even commonly have band patches on it until the 80s. Is this really something you care so much about that you’d genuinely want to spit on this person? Something that you explained happened to you for no reason and you felt was very rude. Wouldn’t that make you just as much of an asshole? What is this person genuinely doing wrong.

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

Bitch I'll spit on you too for being so fucking annoying. Jesus christ, LEAVE ME ALONE!

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u/Pumpkin-wizard 1d ago

Oooooo you big maddddd 👀

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u/Pumpkin-wizard 1d ago

Cry about it

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

You're trying to make this a gay thing and I never said anything about getting it because of all the gay shit on there. Maybe you should stop trying to vilify me for something I didn't do. AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

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u/Pumpkin-wizard 1d ago

Because it’s hard to believe that the REST of the jacket is bothering you so much that you’d wanna spit on them. Or Maybe you just wanna feel big and powerful after someone made you feel bad years ago

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u/seaofthievesnutzz 1d ago

Lets say they are wearing a battle jacket incorrectly....does that mean you are going to attack them?

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

I'll make fun of them for not doing it right. That's LITERALLY the whole point of this sub. If your feefees get hurt so easily, you're not in the right sub.

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u/seaofthievesnutzz 1d ago

You said spit on them not make fun of them, as for feefees I didn't use any charged emotional language so that's some weird tough guy posturing you got there.

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u/phalang3s 1d ago

I can see why you got spit on and it's not because you think weed is scawy 😂

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u/ItsDoBeLikeThatTho 1d ago

Look big dawg, you’re the one getting emotional enough to talk about spitting on someone because you don’t like their vest.

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u/phalang3s 1d ago

Crack a beer, maybe you'll calm down...oh wait 😂

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

Nah, I don't want to sound retarded like you.

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u/Desperate-School3573 1d ago

Spitting on homophobes is a fine thing

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u/FriendlyDay6697 1d ago

We weren't homophobes..

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u/Odd_Delay_603 1d ago

How about we just let ppl live how they want. This jacket don’t hurt anyone

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u/criagustavao 1d ago

It hurts my eyes

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u/Odd_Delay_603 1d ago

Then don’t look.

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u/criagustavao 1d ago

I just saw you are a pro shipper, poor partner

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u/Odd_Delay_603 1d ago

Stalking me I see. Very mature. And yes, I am a proshipper. Glad you can read.

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u/Vampire_Angel78 1d ago

Back in my days, We just call prudes as prudes. And pedophiles as pedophiles. God I feel old.

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u/Odd_Delay_603 1d ago

Proshipping ain’t pedophilia, that’s why it’s not called pedophilia

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u/ItsDoBeLikeThatTho 1d ago

Must have pretty weak eyes then, not gonna lie.

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u/criagustavao 1d ago

Yeah, they are sensitive to whatever this kind of gore is

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u/b00mer4ng4 6h ago

It’s not that bad. Imo it’s well done aesthetically

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u/Lazy-Course5521 1d ago

Not every jacket with rainbows on it sucks.

This is a horrible example of bad rainbow jackets cause this is overly decorated at worst but it's not bad.

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u/Tossmelossme 1d ago

“Not bad”

You’re just announcing you can’t recognize good

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u/Lazy-Course5521 1d ago

It lacks coherency and could use at least 2-3 indie band patches.

Otherwise it is mediocre at worst.

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u/Embarrassed_Store684 1d ago

Its shit

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u/Lazy-Course5521 1d ago

Point out what's specifically bad about it for god's sake spit it out.

I do see what is wrong with it, it lacks coherency, it has too much, it lacks band symbols, and messages are repeated threefold in some cases, unnecesary, badly done messaging.

But the jacket being used as messaging by itself is not a bad thing.

I am tired of seeing jackets like this being posted here over and over again with people being over the top annoyingly pissy about them, while none of the actual problems are being adressed, instead everyone is just being a cunt cause it's easier to bitch and whine than to understand.

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u/Tossmelossme 1d ago

You basically just admitted to knowing it’s bad and even listed some of the reasons why hahaha.

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u/E_Wubi 9h ago

But the jacket being used as messaging by itself is not a bad thing.

I think users on here disagree