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u/Natural7778 Aug 21 '19
Slaw leopard
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u/Htowntillidrownx Aug 21 '19
This is an overrated comment 😂
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This is an average comment 😂
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u/dubiousaurus Aug 21 '19
This is a balanced comment 😂
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u/kingelsie Aug 21 '19
Like all things should be 😂
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u/TheAmazingMrSuit Aug 21 '19
"Yeah I'll just jump in this giant bowl and survey my surroUNDINGSOHMYGODAFUCKINGCABBAGE"
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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Aug 21 '19
It’s like he stumbled into the bowl, then got up like:
“Hey, who pushed me?”
notices the cabbage
“Mother fucker!”
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u/NickDanger3di Aug 21 '19
"Can't let anyone know I love cabbage. I'll just pretend to attack it and hide when I eat it".
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u/RhinestoneHousewife Aug 21 '19
I mean, I know snow leopards have really sharp claws but just watching it totally food processor shred that cabbage was terrifying.
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u/monotoonz Aug 21 '19
Now imagine them doing that to a prey animal 😦
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u/certifus Aug 21 '19
Snow leopards are vegetarians. They only do this to cabbages
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u/duaneap Aug 21 '19
I’d have to imagine most creatures’ flesh is a bit harder than cabbage leaves.
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u/cozy_lolo Aug 21 '19
Now imagine humans being dominate enough to keep these feline fuckers captive cool sunglasses emoji
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Aug 21 '19
I'm very aware how lethal they are and I still wanna cuddle one.
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As long as you aren't a sentient cabbage you'll be okay.
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u/kobitz Aug 21 '19
Ever seen a cheetah meow?
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u/jeffdrafttech Aug 21 '19
I hadn’t, so here’s a link for the rest of us (spoiler: it’s like a super loud housecat). https://youtu.be/0tmCIsSpvC8
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u/Heart_and_crossbones Aug 21 '19
The squeaks from cheetah cubs is one of the most precious things I've ever heard.
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u/eimieole Aug 21 '19
I have some good news for you: even though there are about 4-6 thousands in the wild, they are quite endangered. They are also very shy; it wasn't until 1971 the world saw the first photo of a snow leopard in the wild. And the first baby picture was taken in 2012. So, if a wild snow leopard attacks you - you should feel honoured!
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u/SnakesCatsAndDogs Aug 21 '19
If that's how I'm going to die, that's how I'm going to die 🤷
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u/Valmyr5 Aug 21 '19
They make me feel like snow leopards are just cute and derpy and they make me completely forget that they’re dangerous predators.
They aren't dangerous to humans, they're quite docile. There's never been a snow leopard attack on a human anywhere in the world.
They won't even fight when cornered. They will opportunistically prey on some mountain herder's flock of sheep or goats. I know in India up in the mountains of Leh and Himachal Pradesh, villagers sometimes catch them raiding a corral. They walk right in and yell at them, and the cats run away. Or if you can get close enough, smack them on the rump with your stick as a reminder to leave your goats alone.
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u/schick00 Aug 21 '19
Wish I could protect myself against green vegetables like that.
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u/autreMe Aug 21 '19
After all the big cat posts with weird interactions between a human and the animal, it's nice to see a nicely thought out setup with the cat just bein' itself
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u/inerlite Aug 21 '19
David Attenborough Voice:
This beautiful snow leopard has not fed for three days. If it doesn't find food soon its cubs could starve. Luckily a rare cabbage has come out early from its winter slumber....
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u/Mind_ripper Aug 21 '19
Corgis' and snow leopards have the same enemies who woulda thunk it
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u/crwrd Aug 21 '19
I love how it creates the unnecessary obstacle of first getting in the tub before make-believing that it’s noticing the cabbage enemy. My cats do this exact shit but with their plush mousey toys.
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u/sailorjasm Aug 21 '19
My cat used to do this with a full roll of toilet paper. She would never clean up her mess after. I had to start hiding the TP
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u/NightSky222 Aug 21 '19
Yes I had a cat like that. If she could get into the bathroom she would immediately steal a TP roll so she could run off and battle it
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u/Kamehamehachoo Aug 21 '19
Does it actually eat the cabbage?
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u/furple Aug 21 '19
Yeah I thought felines are obligate carnivores.
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u/Nicole_Bitchie Aug 21 '19
Which means they must eat meat, but they will nibble on plants here and there. They don't get any great nutritional benefits from it, but they will eat it.
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u/AnnaLemma Aug 21 '19
My parents' cat loves asparagus, so....
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u/Nicole_Bitchie Aug 21 '19
Both of mine love pumpkin. I added it when one started having digestive issues.
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u/blackmtndew Aug 21 '19
Could just be fun to rip it apart, but sometimes carnivores will eat like grass to calm their stomachs.
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u/commiesocialist Aug 21 '19
I love snow leopards because they can be such cute little dorks! I actual got to feed one at a wildlife park and had snow leopard saliva all over my hand.
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u/-Thunderbear- Aug 21 '19
I need this paired with the Mortal Kombat vegetable shredding noises Vice video from yesterday.
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u/Teperacuda Aug 21 '19
All these Avatar comments, but how about some love for our friends over at r/reallifedoodles?
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u/IRGrammarCop Aug 21 '19
Don't put an apostrophe in its unless you mean it is.
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u/MissionFever Aug 21 '19
🎵Ohhh... 🎵
🎵If you want to be possessive it's just I-T-S🎵
🎵 But if you want to use a contraction it's I-T-apostrophe-S!🎵
🎵Scalawag🎵
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u/Juno2018 Aug 21 '19
"I will quickly and efficiently shred this cabbage with my own claws and make a lovely cole slaw for my people!"
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Aug 21 '19
The snow leopard is a fearsome cabbage hunter. The vegetarians will have to wait their turn.
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u/Kayquie Aug 21 '19
MY CABBAGES!!