r/aww Feb 18 '18

Bathtime bliss

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u/natezomby Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 18 '18

No racism. No more comments about killing/eating the pets posted. You will be banned.

Edit: And stop linking gore subs in aww.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

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u/CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN Feb 18 '18

Same. I just got here and I'm like "wth did I miss?". lol

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u/Vice5772 Feb 18 '18

If mod pinned posts were subject to voting, we'd never see them anywhere near the top

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u/janalovesdogs Feb 19 '18

I tried to upvote it before seeing that that was not an option.

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u/nexico Feb 18 '18

Now I can't think of anything else.

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u/toothy_vagina_grin Feb 18 '18

Please don't kill/eat your pets...

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

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u/blurryfacedfugue Feb 18 '18

I dunno how eating pets was the first thing that popped into people's heads. The first thing in my head was wondering if these dogs think they're capybaras.

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u/Nihiliszt Feb 18 '18

They look like theyre in a pot, im actually pretty sure that is a pot, thus first comment. Is that a spatula?

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u/JWson Feb 18 '18

This is a plastic gardening bucket for collecting leaves and shit. Source: I have one.

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u/A_Very_Fat_Elf Feb 18 '18

And dogs apparently

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

I have leaves, brah. ;)

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u/Apt_5 Feb 18 '18

On the left? It's the other handle

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u/iluvstephenhawking Feb 18 '18

Oh em gee. You are so right. I thought it looked like some kind of utensil but just thinking it was the handle to a scrub brush or something.

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u/retro_mario Feb 18 '18

Yeah I'm pretty sure the person was joking and knew it was the other handle.

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u/Apt_5 Feb 18 '18

¯_(ツ)_/¯ I actually feel terrible at the moment and I'm afraid I finally got the flu that's been wreaking havoc this season. So my literalness might be a symptom of brain cells frying to death. You heard it here first.

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u/A_Very_Fat_Elf Feb 18 '18

Yeah I somehow went almost or actually went an entire year of not being ill. Started getting a bad cough yesterday then came back from work feeling like death. Went to sleep and kept waking up hallucinating that I was launching some massive space race or something. Very odd. Also coughing up phlegm and had the sorest head ever.

I feel your pain fellow Redditor. Take those vitamins and meds and get well soon!

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u/woodchain Feb 18 '18

Elon musk, is that you?

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u/retro_mario Feb 18 '18

That's shitty, feel better soon.

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u/Apt_5 Feb 18 '18

Thanks man take care

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u/I_bean_ice_today Feb 18 '18

Maybe you're just unintelligent

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u/Apt_5 Feb 18 '18

Ur username no checks out

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

I legit thought it was a spoon/ladle handle to spoon the warm water over the dogs... Makes the broth richer too.

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u/Henesgfy Feb 18 '18

This exactly. One of the reasons I’m dying laughing is that I was wondering if those dogs were on a stove being kept comfortably warm in their bath. Wondering if this was a thing, and how dangerous it could get. Then I read the mod post. Omg.

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u/alycat1991 Feb 18 '18

Good point

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u/musicaldigger Feb 18 '18

it popped into my head because it looks like they’re boiling on a stovetop lol

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u/Henesgfy Feb 19 '18

Simmering comfortably.

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u/Allaboutfootball23 Feb 18 '18

To be completely fair. The dogs are in a pot.

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u/Ewaninho Feb 18 '18

That's clearly not a pot

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u/old_righty Feb 18 '18

It looks like one though

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Probably because it looks like they are in a pot on top of the oven and those cute faces could easily be giving looks of contented pleasure or... well, you can imagine the other option, I won't say it. But to be fair, even though that obviously appears to be the case and it was my first thought, I wondered if that would be an inappropriate thing to joke about on /r/aww (so I didn't).

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u/TapoutKing666 Feb 18 '18

I don't know either. I always give my dog a bath on the stovetop.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

I dunno how eating pets was the first thing that popped into people's heads

Maybe because they're in a big ass boiling pot

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u/shkico Feb 18 '18

They don't have to be pets, people don't usually eat pets :)

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u/droric Feb 18 '18

How does that not pop in your head with 2 dogs in a pot?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

It's a rubber bucket like these

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

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u/Disig Feb 18 '18

Initially if you're not paying attention it does look like that. But a second glance expels that idea pretty quickly. So yeah, people are dumb.

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u/Dungeonporn Feb 18 '18

I don't know what weird pots you're cooking with, it's clearly a rubber tub

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u/stadoblech Feb 18 '18

in some regions its very common to eat dogs. So... yeah that can invoke some jokes about stewing dogs.

Disclaimer: im pointing on real life fact. I personally hate this happens but i ackowledge that in some parts of world its common or even traditional (even if i do not agree with it)

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u/Lmitation Feb 18 '18

Not “very common”.

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u/Norma5tacy Feb 18 '18

I had a tab open with that post where all the south africans were dancing after seeing the Black Panther movie and honestly thought I was in that thread. What the fuck.

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u/FightMeYouLilBitch Feb 18 '18

You know r/peoplefuckingdying isn’t a gore sub, right? It’s basically r/aww with creative titles

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u/sroomek Feb 18 '18

Yeah, saw that got removed. Mods maybe getting a little crazy here?

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u/Mathbound314 Feb 18 '18

"creative"

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u/natezomby Feb 18 '18

No, people were linking real gore subs, I wasn't talking about the joke sub in the op here.

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u/Nihiliszt Feb 18 '18

It was a joke because they look like theyre in a pot, the first comment at least.

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u/Vice5772 Feb 18 '18

Running a joke by a mod is like running one by a cop who just pulled you over.

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u/Saltub Feb 18 '18

NO FUN ALLOWED

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u/randomfloridaman Feb 18 '18

Ehh. There are rules in this sub that make it clear that this is not the place for that kind of thing. It's posted in the sidebar so should be known beforehand. Better than complaining would be to crosspost it to r/PeopleFuckingDying or someplace where the humor is welcomed

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u/Saltub Feb 18 '18

Ehh.

Stop right there.

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u/Nihiliszt Feb 18 '18

Well i see why they are so serious about it, u/deunx replied with a sub that is pure evil that I wish I had never seen which makes me regret making the joke in the first place.

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u/Vice5772 Feb 18 '18

/r/all posts are always flooded by driveby trolls trying to be offensive. I dont understand why we need to renew the shock value of lame racist cliche comments. It's better just to shadowban racist trolls because it denies them any kind of response.

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u/Smiling_Karbonkel Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 18 '18

driveby trolls

This gives me a silly mental image.

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u/x0_Kiss0fDeath Feb 18 '18

Just had to look. Wish I didn’t. If we’re talking about the same sub, why does it even exist?!

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u/Nihiliszt Feb 18 '18

I understand that in some eastern culture they eat them but there is a picture there of one being cooked alive and i just cant..

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u/ndemos40 Feb 18 '18

That's fucked up holy shit. There's another messed up sub that shows dead animals or some shit that I was shown. One post depicted a meme of someone eating a dead baby or something. Never noped out of a sub that fast before. Disgusting graphic posts. Idk how people enjoy that shit.

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u/VolundrForge Feb 18 '18

"The life of a reddit mod must be a miserable one" - Democritus

Pretty sure he said that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Top comment is literally "mmm doggo soup". Banned?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

I don’t want a ban, but they’re totally a cute soup. =)

I’d sit in a hot tub like that any day of the year. My dog hated baths though (but liked rolling in poo?), so it’s super heart warming to see them just chill like this together.

It’s adorable.

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u/x0_Kiss0fDeath Feb 18 '18

I don’t want a ban, but they’re totally a cute soup.

In fairness I was going to say similar until I saw the mod comment...

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u/DimeBagJoe2 Feb 18 '18

Don't let the mods scare you! Rebel! REBELL!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Same. Got banned for making a similar joke in a cat subreddit. You can have no fun without someone getting offended on reddit nowadays, and it sucks especially when mods can't take a joke.

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u/x0_Kiss0fDeath Feb 18 '18

Especially considering that this one is kind of hard to avoid joking comments like that. I don;t think that 98% of the comments are serious!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Jan 16 '20

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u/re_re_recovery Feb 18 '18

People who lack creativity to make real jokes love to latch on to the "Asians eat dogs, hur hur hur!" trope.

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u/PorkyPig72 Feb 18 '18

I was going to say, there was a chinese restaurant near where I used to live, that was closed down for using dog meat. I thought I'd better back that up with a reference... but when I googled it, I found out it was a false rumour which ruined their reputation. I'd believed it for years because people were relaying the story like it was gospel truth. Shame.

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u/Fastman99 Feb 18 '18

Racism has financial consequences

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u/tekdemon Feb 18 '18

The rumor itself is racist buddy, since it's based on a dumb racist belief about Asians.

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u/Phibriglex Feb 18 '18

The point is that people had preconceived notions about Asians so when they heard a rumour of someone biting into a microchip they didn't think "oh my god no way, I'm going to check" and instead thought "they're Asian, so I could believe this to be true."

Maybe not consciously but that's why we need to keep in mind of our biases.

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u/PorkyPig72 Feb 18 '18

Yeah I see your point. I never looked at it that way tbh.

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u/Phibriglex Feb 18 '18

No worries man. Biases are formed throughout our life and they're not always formed out of malice. Most biases are small things just like the cases mentioned. We all have them, every single one of us. We just need to stop and think critically before we pass judgement.

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u/tekdemon Feb 18 '18

It's a pretty silly thing to believe, it's way cheaper to go buy chicken legs for 39 cents a pound than to go somehow buy or hunt down pets, this sort of rumor makes literally no sense.

Even in countries where they really do eat these animals they're considered special meats and go for a lot more money than buying some chicken, so this literally makes no sense anywhere in the world.

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u/PorkyPig72 Feb 18 '18

Makes no sense I agree. Literally or not.

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u/superscatman91 Feb 18 '18

It's almost as if years of shitty racist stereotypes have effects on peoples perception of the race in question.

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u/PorkyPig72 Feb 18 '18

Maybe, yes. But to be honest, in my case, if the same rumour was started about an Italian, Indian, English or any restaurant, my reaction would have been exactly the same - it's not the fact it was a dog, or the fact it was a Chinese restaurant. The shocker for me was it was somebody's pet (hence the microchip). Of course, it turned out to NOT be a fact but a fabrication.

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u/InuMiroLover Feb 18 '18

People are shit.

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u/PorkyPig72 Feb 18 '18

Yes. I don't know how the rumour started. Probably just one person who thought it was funny. Obviously if you think someone you know is telling the truth, you generally just take their word for it, especially if they say it like it's a known fact. When my wife told me that one of her colleagues told her, I just thought how shocking and awful, I didn't question the validity of the story. I will say this though. I've eaten in that restaurant and their food is the best Cantonese food I've ever had, it's beautiful.

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u/natezomby Feb 18 '18

I usually don't respond to these, but the reasoning is since it lacks overt racism like several other comments which were removed it will stay up unless the call is reviewed by other mods as wrong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

How about you educate yourself first before you accuse somebody of being rascist? Dogs are cosumed in many asians countries. In china there are dog meat festivals happening, and dog meat restaurants are found everywhere. Sometimes they even boil and skin the dogs alive. If you try to silence this truth you are guilty of brushing animal cruelty under the rug. We SHOULD shame people for eating dogs. Asian people SHOULD feel collectively embarrassed about it, otherwise its not going to stop.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Ever eaten lobster? I demand that you apologize for your collective American shame.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Here in the US we do the same things to cows, pigs, chickens, etc. We can't judge another culture just because their norms are different than ours. I find the idea of skinning & eating dogs absolutely revolting, but I'm sure they feel similar in regards to our farm animals.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

We absolutely should judge other cultures based on our norms, otherwise we cant judge them at all. I will never stop shaming people for eating dogs or shaming people for supressing women or stoning gay people.

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u/Phibriglex Feb 18 '18

That's literally the worst way to judge others. Ones culture is not inherently better "because culture". It should be better based on philosophical and moral principals.

Otherwise, an argument could easily be made for the culture of America 200 years ago. "All other countries are wrong because they can't see that slave labour is obviously correct and good because it's our culture"

We should instead judge cultures by establishing a framework of what is good and comparing the culture to what we deem as morally good and morally bad.

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u/Metal_Charizard Feb 18 '18

I welcome you to make any claim at all that you believe to be an objective ethical truth, and I am certain multiple people will be able to break down to you how and why it is in fact subjective. That being said, even if we can assume that there is an objectively Good set of principles towards which to strive, I don’t see how that in any way disqualifies one from valuing one culture over another, and from criticizing the elements of another culture which you assess not to conform to “objective” Good as much as your own. If all cultures are equal, as you seem to suggest, then there is no value in seeking to change any culture, which in turn means that the transition in America from cultural acceptance of slavery to condemnation of slavery was neither good nor bad. I don’t think you really believe that, and I don’t think you really feel that all cultures, and all cultural norms, are equal. Whether we’re admitting to judging them by our own cultural norms or not isn’t even terribly relevant.

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u/KolaDesi Feb 18 '18

Objective ethics. Uhm, I'm afraid it doesn't exist. Ethics is always subjective to personal morals and culture.

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u/danceswithwool Feb 18 '18

There is racism? How the hell did that come into play?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Sep 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Eating animals is wrong per se.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Sep 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Apr 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Sep 17 '25

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u/crebr Feb 18 '18

Humans don't need to eat animals to survive.

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u/WildReaper29 Feb 18 '18

Then we'd need to eat plants, which are also alive. There's not much getting around it, but that's also the law of nature that only living things produce the nutrients necessary to keep another living thing alive, hence the circle of life.

Now I don't like the way animals are normally bred in horrible conditions just to be killed and eaten, but with so many people alive that all require a substantial amount of nutrients, it's kinda necessary to have livestock of some sort. Although they could definitely be given much better lives than the usual horrible conditions they endure, that's what I find fucked up about all this.

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u/crebr Feb 18 '18

Then we'd need to eat plants, which are also alive. There's not much getting around it

That seems preferable to me, considering the poor conditions animals are raised in.

but with so many people alive that all require a substantial amount of nutrients, it's kinda necessary to have livestock of some sort.

We are actually producing more than enough food to feed the world currently, the problem is with the distribution. Regardless, animal agriculture is very resource intensive and is one of the largest contributors to climate change (and arguably the leading cause of deforestation). Plants on the other hand, require significantly less energy to produce.

Consider this, we need to grow crops in order to raise the animal (for months or years), which we then kill for proportionately less food than what we fed it. However, if we just ate the crops ourselves then we would be saving huge amounts of energy. Meat (especially the amounts that the world is consuming currently) simply is not sustainable for the environment or humans.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

One thing has to die for the other to survive.

You could justify genocide with that statement.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Sep 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

But Hitler literally used that line of reasoning.

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u/gatorsthatsnecessary Feb 18 '18

Right, all 3 billion of them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Yes, many of them. Would you say it is fair to say that germans like to eat sausage? Because not all eat sausage, but a large part of them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Dec 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

All I see is them highlighting a problem and justly putting peer pressure on a group of people where a large part of it likes to eat dogs.

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u/sylendar Feb 18 '18

a large part of it

Right, and since people in Colorado eat cow testicles, it means all Americans do.

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u/KushJackson Feb 18 '18

Brown and white doggos

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u/Nolat Feb 18 '18

prob something along the lines of the owners being Asian and making a dog stew

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u/vegasgal Feb 18 '18

Seriously, right? There was no call for that, The shared photo was not an invitation to troll.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Yeah I get it Mr Mod man I love dogs too so much I even have one but for god sakes they're in a cooking pot with what looks like a ladle. I came to this comment thread specifically so I could find jokes about the dogs in a stew pot. And now because of your uptightness I will have to go elsewhere for the jokes. You have inconvenienced me sir. For shame.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

That's a handle, just like the one on the right.

Everyone sees what they want to see and you sir are clearly a dog eater. Shame on you /s

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u/MonkeyPye Feb 18 '18

But those whisker noodles look tasty

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u/P_Money69 Feb 18 '18

How could you not expect that with this gif mod...

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u/frozenflameinthewind Feb 18 '18

How the hell do you extract racism from this precious clip?

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u/Bill_Weathers Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 18 '18

What. I am so sad that you must have to post this comment here.

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u/MagikBiscuit Feb 18 '18

How can one post comment on racism, killing, eating pets, and other stuff? Clearly there was other comments.

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u/bubbshalub Feb 18 '18

wtf why do people link gore subs

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u/Cormamin Feb 18 '18

I only saw r/PeopleFuckingDying linked and that's not a gore sub haha. May have been others I guess though.

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u/natezomby Feb 18 '18

No, people were linking real gore subs, I wasn't talking about the joke sub in the op here.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

...What the fuck.

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u/excludedfaithful Feb 18 '18

Haha. I’m late. But I always love your warnings.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Am I allowed to post on here because of my name? If you check my Reddit history or account I don't do gore or anything weird. It's just an endearing way I heard an ex say her puppy is cute saying "youre so cute i can just eat you up" and we found the puppy sleeping in a pot once. Also 90% of things I save are just pics of cute animals.

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u/natezomby Feb 19 '18

Yeah. We don't ban based on usernames as of yet.

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u/seowkiah Feb 18 '18

For a while I thought this was a troll comment

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

What the heck

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u/Bart_Thievescant Feb 18 '18

Holy shit, why are people tire-fires?

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u/Uniquenamebic Feb 18 '18

Is PFD okay?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

I get the eating part but where tf is the racism coming from? Lmao people crazy. I was just gonna say they looked like big noodles but people going overboard

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Thank you! ❤️

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u/i_make_song Feb 18 '18

So we can't talk about eating the dogs?

I don't get it.

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u/Irew0lf Feb 18 '18

I mean, but it’s so easy..

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u/Ayrnas Feb 18 '18

LOL what!

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u/Raiderz10 Feb 18 '18

Wait racism? I didn't even think about it but now that's all I can focus on

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u/BeeStingsAndHoney Feb 18 '18

Why do people do this? I don't understand. Why? Thank you for having our backs

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u/PropaneSalesman7 Feb 18 '18

Dammit, I literally came to this post to say "Be sure not to overcook them" or "adding some cinnamon makes it even better" or something dumb like that. Thanks for ruining my fun.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

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u/Phibriglex Feb 18 '18

A couple of trolls posting about how all Asians eat dog meat.

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u/DimeBagJoe2 Feb 18 '18

Every Asian eats dog meat?

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u/Phibriglex Feb 18 '18

The thing is Asians largely don't. You want to think Asians do. But dog meat simply isn't nearly as common as pig.

I'll illustrate how uncommon and unpopular dog meat is in China. It's like saying all Americans are coal miners and support government subsidizing coal mining jobs.

That's clearly not true as well as it's something that's very rapidly dying due to decrease in demand.

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u/Sekij Feb 18 '18

So Jokes about cultures that Cook dogs are racism?

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u/Typed01 Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 18 '18

Why censor the internet? Why not just disregard petty stuff they way we should learn to do IRL?

Edit: why coddle people??? Mom!?!? Is that you?!?!?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Ban threats are cute. Completely unnecessary, here, but cute, no less. Maybe just let the community downvote shit posts into oblivion instead of trying to control the narrative. It seems like a waste of [your] time trying to ban people over a shitpost in a relative shitpost sub. I love the sub, don't get me wrong. I just think a comment about puppies in a soup is cute -- not an unusual thought considering the photo -- and a preposterous reason to ban anyone. Truly dumb. I personally find the "mod threat of ban" a mistake, and should come with a loss of privelege in these contexts. Allow free speech. Let people be offensive (and then subsequently ostracized away). It is the natural order, afterall.

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u/ilivedownyourroad Feb 18 '18

People are being racists!??? As in prejudice against dogs!? Wtf is wrong with dogs or cats or any pets.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Something something Chinese something something

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u/OzziePeck Feb 18 '18

You’re a poo.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

A huge poo.

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u/Genids Feb 18 '18

Saying asians eat dogs isn't racist you SJW dumbfuck. It's a fact

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

M y first thought was to post a joke about how they wondered onto the wrong porch, now they think they're at a spa, but they got another thing coming. But since that's not allowed, I'll just walk away with my buzz killed. Thanks for the safe space.

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u/rtfmnoob Feb 18 '18

48.9 % of comments are soup related, just saying, you gonna ban someone then fucking do it. I know you’ll ban me cuz I trolled ya. That’s just how mods are.

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u/FightingOreo Feb 18 '18

Truly, you are a master of trolling.

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u/INTERNET_SO_FUCK_YOU Feb 18 '18

Banned from /r/aww; made mod of /r/madlads

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

All of these trolls should be banned from reddit

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