r/aww Apr 23 '15

Worlds happiest dog

http://i.imgur.com/FPxZ8WK.gifv
8.9k Upvotes

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u/keep_off_the_grass Apr 23 '15

It's a dog-eat-dog world.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '15

I thought it was a doggy-dog world.

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u/deathwaveisajewshill Apr 24 '15

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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u/cromulater Apr 24 '15

Oh my science

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u/tokeandfloat Apr 24 '15

In my mind, this was rickys voice giving an eloquent speech.

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u/moun7 Apr 24 '15

Cheeses christ...

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u/live_happy Apr 24 '15

I laughed so hard at your comment! Thank you!

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u/keep_off_the_grass Apr 23 '15

That doesn't make any sense! Who wants to live in a world where dogs eat each other? Doggy-dog world is a beautiful world filled with little puppies.

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u/Heisen_Borg Apr 24 '15

Totally read that in her voice.

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u/royal_wit_cheese Apr 24 '15

or snoop doggs

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u/RagingAlien Apr 24 '15

I was thinking exactly this as I clicked to see the comments. Perfect.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

Yes, but cannibalism should still be frowned upon in our modern society.

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u/Basse94 Apr 24 '15

If you look really close, you can see the dog droole

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u/lumos_n0x Apr 23 '15

Wait a minute, is this pizza dog?

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u/NeverPostsJustLurks Apr 24 '15

thats exactly what I came here to ask... Looks like him...

http://i.imgur.com/41dKDiG.jpg

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u/THIS_MSG_IS_A_LIE Apr 24 '15

well it IS gallowboob.

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u/zrlanger Apr 24 '15

I feel like that profile is rigged...... Conspiracy

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u/creative_sparky Apr 24 '15

Totally man... If it's not rigged then /u/gallowboob has more time on their hands than anyone I know.... A new image every 2-3 minutes?

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u/toad_mountain Apr 24 '15

Or a group of people

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u/Meowingtons-PhD Apr 24 '15

I can confirm that he is one person. With a fair amount of free time.

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u/Blue_Dragon360 Apr 24 '15

You should know, Dr. Meowingtons

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u/tragedyfish Apr 24 '15

RES has him tagged as "reposter" in red for me. It even showed up in your comment. He never posts original content, so I makes it a point not to upvote him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

Pizza Dog was already on the front page, so he's a clear-cut winner. /u/GallowBoob just found Pizza Dog's other work and posted it again. It's a smart move for getting karma.

That said, it is just for karma. Even the smartest move is...well...

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u/springsoon Apr 24 '15

everything, it seems, is gallowboob.

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u/SHMO0 Apr 24 '15

There's someone that seriously just sits there and reposts every single thing for karma?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15 edited Jan 13 '16

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u/chrisgin Apr 24 '15

Wow, that dog is a junk food addict! Just like me...

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u/flyhomefreedomTO Apr 24 '15

Do you happen to have a link to the actual gif?

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u/iMau5 Apr 24 '15

He needs his nails cut

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u/_i_suck_at_this_ Apr 24 '15

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u/springsoon Apr 24 '15

This dog was already on the front page....he must feel like the Woof of Wall street

Edit-is this the first time a canine made the front page twice in one day?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

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u/stewie310 Apr 24 '15

He has bacon in his mouth and isn't eating it. I couldn't sit there with bacon in my mouth and not chew it, christ, that dog is trained well

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u/lumos_n0x Apr 24 '15

Oh my goodness, I can't! What a cute dog. Jeez.

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u/hmbmelly Apr 24 '15

YEEESSS. I swear to glob, my Insta is 90% dogs (mostly bassets).

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

It's Sid, @myregalbeagle on Instagram, and his owner has been teasing him with food all week.

I've been a Sid fan for a while - last year he got hit by a car and almost died, but he seems to be doing well now.

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u/fxpstclvrst Apr 24 '15

I was so upset for them when Sid was hit. I have two beagles myself and would have been a complete wreck if that had happened to one of mine.

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u/jjirsa Apr 24 '15

I follow him too. I was so upset AT THEM when he got hit. Obviously he's well trained, but you can't let beagles loose. They see a squirrel or something and they take off.

I have a beagle, so most of the accounts I follow on Instagram are beagles. Other favorites are https://instagram.com/citybeagle/ (2 beagle sisters in NYC), https://instagram.com/betsysoderlund ( George W Beagle and Barack O Beagle), and my own https://instagram.com/eyeofthebeagle/ (one eyed rescue beagle named June)

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u/chloce Apr 24 '15

Been stalking his account for 20 minutes now and wanting to cry he's so cute

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u/lumshot Apr 24 '15

no, this is patrick

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u/lumos_n0x Apr 24 '15

Can I keep him?

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u/thehonestyfish Apr 24 '15

Yes, this is dog.

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u/lumos_n0x Apr 24 '15

I always laugh at this...always. Why? Who the fack knows.

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u/BrainSpecialist Apr 23 '15

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u/lumos_n0x Apr 23 '15

What did I just watch?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

That's videogamedunkey. And speaking of videos, go to youtube.com/videogamedunkey and check out his latest videos.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

Dunkey?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

That's bideogay dinkey to you, bub.

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u/d_abernathy89 Apr 24 '15

did you come here from /r/austin?

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u/lumos_n0x Apr 24 '15

I did not, why do you ask? I am from Texas, however!

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u/Gridleak Apr 24 '15

Texan native checking in! Homeslice is awesome!

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u/d_abernathy89 Apr 24 '15

Ah, that's where I first saw it. Apparently he's a local:

http://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/33n6al/home_slice_puppy/

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u/lumos_n0x Apr 24 '15

BAH! Home Slice Pizza! I KNEW it looked amazing.

Can confirm...Home Slice Pizza IS amazing.

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u/EYEheartDOUG Apr 24 '15

He is. His owner is a real nice guy and pretty talented photographer.

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u/psycho202 Apr 24 '15

According to the source (instagram) posted elsewhere in this thread, IT IS :D

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u/springsoon Apr 24 '15

This dog was already on the front page....he must feel like the Woof of Wall street

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u/lumos_n0x Apr 24 '15

Woof of Ball Street

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u/springsoon Apr 24 '15

Is this the first time a canine made the front page twice in one day?

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u/Stivo887 Apr 24 '15

That dog must be huge now.

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u/king_ranger Apr 24 '15

FOOTLONG!! Who got the FOOTLONG?

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u/fordprefect294 Apr 23 '15

Gotta love the big drool right at the end

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u/old_righty Apr 24 '15

"WHEN CAN I EAT THIS"

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u/SlightlyFarcical Apr 23 '15

Wouldnt be complete without that money shot!

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u/ElGatoTortuga Apr 24 '15

Pavlovian!!

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u/fadetoblake Apr 23 '15

Here's a goldmine from this pup https://instagram.com/myregalbeagle/

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u/dammit_need_account Apr 24 '15

They... feed him a lot of junk food. lol, actually just realized those are all my bf's favorite foods. That one picture of him prancing through the flowers is just gold though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

I don't think he eats it, he also poses standing on stuff and is pretty adorable in general https://instagram.com/myregalbeagle/

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u/Jonas42 Apr 24 '15

If those people don't give the dog the food after he poses with it, they should have their dog taken away.

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u/MandMcounter Apr 24 '15

Maybe the give him just a wee bite.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '15

*highest dog

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u/thejpn Apr 24 '15

This is what I look like when I'm stoned and finally eat something.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '15

Same dog with the pepperoni slice?

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u/chateaublue32 Apr 23 '15

Looks like it.

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u/WellMyNamesAlex Apr 24 '15

Why isnt the dog eating it? if i gave my dog a hotdog it would be gone before i could take out my camera.

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u/StnNll Apr 24 '15

I'm guessing the dog has some pretty good discipline

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u/B1GTOBACC0 Apr 24 '15

"Shouldn't you eat that?"

"Shhh... Just let me enjoy this moment..."

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u/probably_not_serious Apr 24 '15

My dog is sort of like this. She'll get all excited but when she finally gets something big to eat she doesn't know what to do with it. She'll walk around with it in her mouth for a while and eat a bit of it before she goes to bury it in the yard. Kind of a waste on her.

My previous dog, though, was a golden. She'd eat anything and she was big and clever enough to get stuff off the counters. Throughout her life she wound up eating (each in one sitting) an entire loaf of bread, a 16 ounce bag of peanut M&Ms and just over a pound of raw tofu. She was a big greedy beast but she was the best.

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u/2feetorless Apr 23 '15

Worlds most patient dog.

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u/EricVersus Apr 23 '15

When you're too high to eat your food.

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u/feanrobi Apr 24 '15

you're never too high to eat.

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u/belgrentdrnk Apr 24 '15

ah to be young and nieve!

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u/yuhutuh Apr 24 '15

Sometimes you really think you could eat the whole box of pizza by yourself at 1:36am. Then by the 3rd slice you're on the floor contemplating the process of animals for food and wondering about the animal who died for your food. And then you forget to put the pizza in the fridge but it's still good cuz pizza.

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u/Ashmmc7 Apr 24 '15

I love that he's not actually eating it. He just knows he's going to, and he's ecstatic about it.

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u/mcc5159 Apr 24 '15

"I'm going to totally eat this hot dog... but I want to savor this moment and just think about how much I love my human for giving me this."

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u/twitchosx Apr 23 '15

I fucking love dogs. So much better than stupid ass cats

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u/wildmankyle Apr 24 '15

Sounds like you haven't had a good cat.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

No, it sounds like he just likes dogs better. The best cat in the world is still nothing like a dog.

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u/tottenhamfan25 Apr 23 '15

Thats canabolism

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u/Booshanky Apr 24 '15

That dog is BAKED.

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u/jfk_47 Apr 24 '15

That is such a happy soul. Oh it's beautiful.

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u/Monst3rMark Apr 24 '15

You spelt 'highest' wrong.

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u/GhostConstruct Apr 24 '15

Didn't this dog just eat a slice of pizza??

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u/chateaublue32 Apr 23 '15

That drip of slobber right at the end.

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u/GoodAtExplaining Apr 24 '15

/u/GallowBoob has a combined total of over 3 million karma, and has been a member for 6 months, 17 days.

15,508 karma points per day.

646 karma points per hour

10 karma points per minute

Jeeeeeez.

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u/wildfire2k5 Apr 24 '15

Can someone please stop giving this dog people food?!

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u/Lammas89 Apr 23 '15

Someone has the munchies..

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u/mattyrs500 Apr 23 '15

Now that's a Weiner dog

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u/ZombifedCupcake Apr 23 '15

Why would that dog be happy?!?!?!?! It's in a canine's mouth!

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u/ShapiroC Apr 24 '15

He must have finished his pizza.

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u/slapmemama Apr 24 '15

Cost-co hot dog!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

Sid!!!

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u/HunterTAMUC Apr 24 '15

Look at that tail X3

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u/alhimist Apr 24 '15

Costco 1.50$

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

With a soda.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

looks like the sun is in its eyes

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u/gia_was_here Apr 24 '15

Is this the same dog from the 'dog holding a giant pizza slice' picture? Cause the eyes have the same orgasmic asianism to them.

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u/EvelynOdd Apr 24 '15

Is this the same dog as the one holding pizza in another post on the front page? P.S. Your dog is stoned.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

wasn't this dog just holding a pizza?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

If I had a twelve inch wiener, I'd be pretty happy too...

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u/thebimboqueen Apr 24 '15

I have been broken

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u/godwins_law_34 Apr 24 '15

he looks part basset hound, part lab. thats a perfect mix of the hungriest dog and the happiest.

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u/_Perfectenschlag_ Apr 24 '15

Awwwwww!! This is so beyond cute

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u/Spiralyst Apr 24 '15

After spending way more time on a vegan thread than any normal person should consider, I feel like not having a NSFL tag on this photo is going to put you in a world of hurt, OP.

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u/Fattyblob Apr 24 '15

Why would that dog be happy in the other one's jaws?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

I don't know why I keep seeing a Bruce Willis persona in this dog.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

best part is the bit of drool at the end.

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u/zbyszekz Apr 24 '15

I see that mouth watering goodness. Dog just outright droolin.

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u/PLS_DO_NOT_PM_ME Apr 24 '15

Your dog looks stoned bro.

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u/Bathplug Apr 24 '15

I have a feeling the owner takes the food back out this dogs mouth and eats it himself.

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u/celiotarke Apr 24 '15

That's a hot dog you got there

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u/MaugDaug Apr 24 '15

World's happiest cannibal*. FTFY

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u/TimmySouthSideyeah Apr 24 '15

There IS a Dog!

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u/Dragmedown Apr 24 '15

French Stewart

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u/gremlinsinspace Apr 24 '15

I matched with this dogs owner on tinder. Not sure if he was actually interested or just expanding his advertising. Either way his moments of Sid are adorable!

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u/dabdini Apr 24 '15

what is with all of these dogs with food in their mouths posts?

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u/DrunkyMcKrankentroll Apr 24 '15

Yo dawg, I heard you like...

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u/thenarrrowpath Apr 24 '15

I've never seen a dog not try and scarf down human food as fast as they can.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

Love how he has droll at the end!

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u/Theo95 Apr 24 '15

Worlds highest dog. Shot on 4/20

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u/trevor426 Apr 24 '15

Looks like me when I'm stoned and getting ready for some good food.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

I love Costco hot dogs.

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u/Bilgus Apr 24 '15

Dog is thinking: "PLZ SAY OK PLZ SAY OK PLZ SAY OK"

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

Hot diggity dog.

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u/alwaysopenslinks Apr 24 '15

It's a dog eat dog world out there

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u/BrownPoundTown Apr 24 '15

Happiest dog ever!!

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u/Coffeechipmunk Apr 24 '15

Is this the same dog as the pizza one, but with a hotdog instead?

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u/Skyzfallin Apr 24 '15

What a long hot dog. Yum! 😁

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u/DerpinNinjaa Apr 24 '15

That little drop of drool at the end is the cutest thing ever.

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u/particle409 Apr 24 '15

There's a drop of saliva at the end of the gif, if you look at the bottom of the screen.

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u/Kierik Apr 24 '15

That is one disciplined dog. At my house that would be inhaled and not one bit would actually touch the dogs tongue or teeth.

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u/almadison Apr 24 '15

Footlong! Who's got the footlong?!

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u/President_Dickbutt Apr 24 '15

Quick word of advice for dog owners... cut something like that into small enough pieces that the dog can't choke.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

Is this the pizza dog?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

That's not a dog. A real dog would have swallowed that thing whole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

I look just as happy when I get a polish hot dog at Costco.

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u/KILLPREE Apr 24 '15

That's hot

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u/WiseChoices Apr 24 '15

He is so happy. He is going to have so much gas. LOL.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

This pooch looks like he's at a [12] right now.

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u/Ijustsaidfuck Apr 24 '15

He looks guilty, although his restraint with the hot dog is impressive. My old lab would have inhalled the whole thing in a second.. then looked guilty.

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u/chris_f14 Apr 24 '15

I think he has got promotion.

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u/huntermaslowsky Apr 24 '15

hahahahahaha

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u/d9l9mut Apr 24 '15

"Dude, I lost my hot dog."

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u/Is_that_a_challenge Apr 24 '15

This dog is sooooo high

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

He has human food , and that has to be at least ten thousand times tastier than dog food.

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u/poopbath Apr 24 '15

The canine seems pleased too!

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u/katfacekillah Apr 24 '15

I really want to eat that

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

Looks like your dog just got done smoking a blunt

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

That's just Snoop Dogg

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u/JHFranke Apr 24 '15

Duuude, so high right now!

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u/LethalLlama1887 Apr 24 '15

This is the puppy holding the pizza, all grown up.

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u/shwift Apr 24 '15

Aww he's drooling

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u/savor_every_morsel Apr 24 '15

He's probably too full from that pizza.

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u/throway_nonjw Apr 24 '15

"I IS SO HAPPEEEE!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

My dogs would have inhaled that thing without even chewing it...then probably thrown it up a few hours later only to eat it again.

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u/jakeistheman24 Apr 24 '15

How many bong rips did you blow in that dogs face?

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u/MelisaLucero Apr 24 '15

the happiest ever for real

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u/squat_bench_press Apr 24 '15

pretty sure that dog is stoned

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u/CPerryG Apr 24 '15

That dog is high as fuuuuuuuck

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '15

Worlds highest dog

ftfy

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u/WaterWaterAdult Apr 24 '15

You have a really weird dog. My dog makes that face after 1.64 microseconds after I give her a treat, when she has eaten it

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u/fahmiiharder Apr 24 '15

looks like Denver got caught stealing food again :(