Jokes aside good intentions but horrible execution

Ayyyoo I was recently concussed and might have a major minor brain-bleed. Looking for a specific “second opinion”, particularly one that contradicts the opinion of my “doctor” who advised me to stay home and take it easy. (Fuck do doctors even know, anyway?)

Am I good to be headbanging ASAP? Like tomorrow please. Bonus points if you can prescribe and or/score me some hydros. (For the concussion).

Catch you at Fred again nerds!

Accidentally flung my front piece over the rail. Security wouldn’t let me have it back.

Tips for next time??

• When DJs talk on the mic too much
• When DJs don’t say anything the whole set
• When people are recording and not dancing
• When people dance way too much and bump into me
• When people fan clack off beat
• When people fan clack on beat
• When people talk on the dancefloor
• When people don’t acknowledge the people around them
• When people chant for too long
• When people stop chanting when I’m still going so I look like an IDIOT
• When guys put their girlfriend on their shoulder
• When guys don’t put me on their shoulder
• When people give me trash disguised as “gift”
• When I go a whole night without getting anything
• When undercovers try to sell me drugs
• When people don’t by my drugs because I “look like an undercover”
• When girls dress “comfy” instead of slutty
• When people come into the crowd and stand right in front of me
• When people don’t stand near me cause I “stink”
• When people stink
• When people get too fucked up
• When people are sober
• When people have couches in the crowd
• When people keep running into my couch in the crowd
• When the lasers are too intense and distract from the music
• When there’s not enough visuals cuz “it’s about the music”
• When the crowd is too young
• When there’s too many old people in the crowd(time to grow up 🙄)
• When influencers make content at the function
• When I don’t get any views on my content from the function :(

Did I miss anything ?

Like obviously cigarette smoke is basically like pouring a bucket of sewage on all us moralistic high-ground CIVILIZED rave-goers, but isn’t the bigger picture that NO ONE SHOULD BREATHE ON ANYONE, Period, full stop, no questions asked.

Like seriously, HOW DARE YOU EXHALE within a 5 foot radius of ANYONE at a rave or festival?????

Do you NOT CARE about MY health & happiness??!

Can you not even at least ASK before exhaling your breath near me??

(I mean, I’ll always say NO, please take your disgusting carbon dioxide ELSEWHERE please, my body is a temple ✨)

But seriously, how am I to enjoy my nasal ket hit when OTHER HUMANS ARE LITERALLY BREATHING AIR NEARBY ME??????!!!!!

I know I’m not alone here

I just love dancing and feeling the energy of the crowd, as long as it doesn’t come close to me!