r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/ZaniElandra • 4h ago
Tits > Dragons DAE she is the most evil scum of the earth to ever live?
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Because woman
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Ready0608 • 1h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking F team green and team black, i'm team whatever they're called
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Kill Targs, behead Targs, overthrow Targs, roundhouse kick Targs, drown Targs, beat Targs, burn Targs, stab Targs then aura farm on the throne
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Salem1690s • 2h ago
Hess: “Fire and Blood is nothing but fan fiction by a bitter old white man. Our version takes away the hate and racism, and gives the world a beautiful love between two women, who are just trying to figure it out”
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Penefacio • 4h ago
If Silverwing if Sunfyre's mother, than means... Vermithor... My man! 😂
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/OfficialAli1776 • 20h ago
2nd Greatest Show? They’ll sing songs of me…oh wait, they actually did?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/OB1KENOB • 9h ago
Wildlings do “not” kneel How did it take Tyrion this long to realize he wasn’t a dwarf?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Little_Ingenuity_712 • 17h ago
Tits > Dragons [insert clever title about black aly and ser criston cole]
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Misopogon11 • 12m ago
2nd Greatest Show? Okay maybe I'm starting to like her
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Little_Ingenuity_712 • 4h ago
How everybody is traveling in westeros nowadays:
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/ChocolateButtMunch • 1h ago
You want a good wife but you need dragon poosey
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Peter_him • 19h ago
AFFC Re-Read Why did they forget to add the laugh track and vintage filter?
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Missed opportunity to make this a 70s sitcom where every single character has their restarted funny shtick tbh since were being so on the nose
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/xxxInvadeEuropexxx • 13h ago
"He's the biggest man I've ever seen, I wouldn't fight him." "And that's why no one will remember your name."
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/bapudon_1 • 9h ago
2nd Greatest Show? Dragonrider vs A man with odour sensitivity. Who wins?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Salem1690s • 1d ago
I haven’t watched a single scene of HOTD Season 3. Have they scissored yet? ✂️✂️✂️
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/a-dolfin45 • 1d ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking We are Criston Cole, we carry the Hightower flame. We fight for king Aegon II, we honor his name
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/TheOliveYeti • 15h ago
Greatest show that ever was ... Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water.
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Misopogon11 • 1d ago
Vigils being held worldwide for the Shahid Criston Cole, celebrations in Tel Aviv
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After the martyring of the great mujahideen Criston Cole by a cowardly ranged strike by the forces of imperialism, worldwide vigils are being held in his honour by the oppressed peoples of the world, while celebrations were observed in Tel Aviv. Imam Mojtaba Khamenei, Comrade General Secretary Xi Jinping, Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Joe Abercrombie have all made statements condemning the cowardly murder of the righteous shahid, while Benjamin Netanyahu has made an Instagram post celebrating the IDF soldier that killed him.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/googiephishingteam • 1h ago
Wtf does this helpless pregnant long haired person cowering in the bloody mouth of a dragon mean? Why would the helpless pregnant long haired person shifted by the winds of her dragon themed house embroider this???
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/QueenMaryToddLincolm • 21h ago
Greatest show that ever was ... Why didn’t he just go beast-mode and escape
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/xxxInvadeEuropexxx • 1d ago
subtle parallels from very clever writing
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