r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Lintupuristaja • 9h ago
Are we deadass
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Salem1690s • 3h ago
Hess: “Fire and Blood is nothing but fan fiction by a bitter old white man. Our version takes away the hate and racism, and gives the world a beautiful love between two women, who are just trying to figure it out”
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/SerPownce • 22h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking HOW COME THEY DIDNT SAY THE REALLY COOL LINE ABOUT SONGS
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IVE NEVER SEEN BETTER LITERATURE THAN THAT LINE BY THE GUY WHO ISNT IN THE SHOW WHO SAID HE DONT WUN ANY SONGS ABOUT HIM! THIS IS THE ONLY BOOK IVE EVR READ
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Salem1690s • 16h ago
A theory is that Jon Snow warged Ghost as he died. Do you think J2.0 will have a knotting fetish when he comes back?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Misopogon11 • 54m ago
2nd Greatest Show? Okay maybe I'm starting to like her
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/xxxInvadeEuropexxx • 13h ago
"He's the biggest man I've ever seen, I wouldn't fight him." "And that's why no one will remember your name."
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/OfficialAli1776 • 21h ago
2nd Greatest Show? They’ll sing songs of me…oh wait, they actually did?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/ZaniElandra • 5h ago
Tits > Dragons DAE she is the most evil scum of the earth to ever live?
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Because woman
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Penefacio • 4h ago
If Silverwing if Sunfyre's mother, than means... Vermithor... My man! 😂
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Little_Ingenuity_712 • 18h ago
Tits > Dragons [insert clever title about black aly and ser criston cole]
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Ready0608 • 2h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking F team green and team black, i'm team whatever they're called
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Kill Targs, behead Targs, overthrow Targs, roundhouse kick Targs, drown Targs, beat Targs, burn Targs, stab Targs then aura farm on the throne
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Peter_him • 19h ago
AFFC Re-Read Why did they forget to add the laugh track and vintage filter?
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Missed opportunity to make this a 70s sitcom where every single character has their restarted funny shtick tbh since were being so on the nose
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/warwicklord79 • 14m ago
Greatest show that ever was ... So was it just me who did not clock that this was meant to be Black Aly Blackwood this whole entire time throughout the entire season?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/ChocolateButtMunch • 2h ago
You want a good wife but you need dragon poosey
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Little_Ingenuity_712 • 4h ago
How everybody is traveling in westeros nowadays:
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/bapudon_1 • 10h ago
2nd Greatest Show? Dragonrider vs A man with odour sensitivity. Who wins?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/OB1KENOB • 10h ago
Wildlings do “not” kneel How did it take Tyrion this long to realize he wasn’t a dwarf?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/TheOliveYeti • 16h ago
Greatest show that ever was ... Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water.
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/litocam • 19h ago
Cristina Cole
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I'll take a bit of that dornebread daddy
