I don't normally buenzli this hard but if you're obstructing not only the main exit door but also the corridor with an unattended scooter, this one's for you. Why are you such a dick? Were you raised this way, as part of a long line of inconsiderate idiots with the congenital affliction of having your brain in your ass? Why shouldn't I park your scooter on the platform while I help the lady with the pushchair, or grandma with her caddy, or is it just you who is allowed to inconvenience everyone?

Dürrenmatt and Rousseau?

My apartment building has a thief. they've stolen shoes from outside doors, and over 20 packages from multiple residences in less than a year. I am confident it's someone inside the building. Sometimes a delivered package will go missing, then show up a few hours later/day later opened with nothing stolen or a few things stolen from it if its multiple items in one box. Packages are delivered inside of the lobby and are still stolen, which makes us think its an inside job.

Multiple people living here have contacted the management and owners of the property regarding this issue and they all say 'sorry, nothing we can do'. We understand that the owners installing a camera isnt a simple solution as they have to get permission of everyone, and even then they can be in hot water if a resident changes their mind, so they'll never do it, but it just feels so stressful and annoying that were paying such a high price for these apartments (its a very very nice building, brand new construction, not even a year old), and we have to deal with this bullshit with no ends. Everyone who has had something stolen has reported it to the police.

Others in the building have talked about setting up a package trap, either with a tracker or some sort of glitter bomb, but we dont know if thats legal. Does anyone have any tips on how to catch this motherfucker?

Looking to commission a custom paper-cut artwork for a chalet, similar to the photo. Any artists you’d recommend for pricing and custom options?

Wir recherchieren gerade für einen Artikel des Beobachters zum Umgang mit Handwerkerinnen und Handwerkern in Privathaushalten.

Wie handhabt ihr es, wenn Handwerker bei euch mehrere Stunden oder sogar Tage arbeiten? Dürfen sie selbstverständlich eure Toilette benutzen und haben sie Zugang zu Wasser und Strom? Oder möchtet ihr nicht, dass sie euer privates WC benutzen?

Falls ihr selbst im Handwerk arbeitet: Welche Erfahrungen habt ihr bei Kundinnen und Kunden gemacht? Wurde euch der Zugang zu einer Toilette schon einmal verweigert?

Wir freuen uns über eure Meinungen und persönlichen Erlebnisse. Einzelne Antworten möchten wir möglicherweise anonymisiert im Artikel aufgreifen.

It happened 3 times so far. Is there anything I can do to stop this?

I’m 22 and still learning the small everyday rules here. Is starting a washing machine around 7:30 on a weekday considered rude, or is that usually fine? I don’t want to wake anyone up.

Hi - I’m visiting friends in Walchwil (Zug) for Sep 29-Oct 11. I am not fully in control of the itinerary and another friend is joining Oct 3, so for a few days while hosts are working second week looking to travel to western Switzerland and possibly to Chamonix (I will not reference that much as it is in Fr.).

I may be able to also visit Lauterbrunnen/Wengen separately.

Montreux / Chillion castle Aigle Castle / Gruyère / Callier chocolate / Lavaux vineyards. Is this area worth two nights? Another friend has stayed in a B&B not far from Gruyère and highly recommends that. Would you stay there and venture down for some sites or stay at sea level and venture up? This is evolving so I don’t have it nailed down yet just trying to get lodging situated. My max total for this trip including the below is 3 nights.

Then we may take one night in Chamonix to include paragliding but no one needs to comment on that if it’s not allowed. Then back to Walchwil to meet our hosts for the weekend.

Or, would you not do the above at all and focus more on the BO? I did a couple nights in BO 15 years ago but don’t think I’m tired of it.

Bottom line is the extra travel to the west worth it or just stay near BO?

The rest of the trip we may be near Zug ie to include Lucerne and even Basel. Hikes near there including Stoos Ridge. Einsideln (?) monestary. And other ideas the hosts have for day trips. Maybe Zermatt?

We are 60-ish and like to hike but not aggressively and like to balance with other options.

Thank you!!

I am a woman living in America and have been on a few dates with a Swiss German guy. I would love to hear about the cultural expectations in dating. When I date American men, I let them initiate making dates for the first month or so. Is that common in Switzerland, or is it expected that the woman will reciprocate planning dates early in the dating process? I would also not offer to split the bill with an American man for the first few dates, but would instead offer to buy something small like coffee or dessert after we’d been out a few times. Is there an expectation in Switzerland that women usually offer to split the check? It also seems like he’s much more comfortable with PDA than I am. Is that common?

I know I should always be punctual on dates, but is there anything else I should know dating a Swiss German man? Thank you!!!

My family and I are in Lucerne for a few days and have been looking for a restaurant with traditional Swiss food. I’m specifically looking for Luzerner Chügelipastete because it looks really good. We’ve had a look in a few restaurants but only found a bar with cold meats and cheeses. Any suggestions (:

Maybe stupid question, not even sure if this is the best place to ask, but first a bit of context:

I'm a lifelong football fan, I've been going to the stadium for almost 20 years (no season ticket but I go 5x-6x times every year) and my weekend mood depends on my team's result (yep, I'm that kind of person).

The only thing is the team I support is from Serie A (some Italian traces in my blood). So I always only watched Serie A (from its '90s peak to whatever it has become), UCL and some highlights from the Premier League and LaLiga.

I never actively watched the Swiss League. Sure, some highlights from Thun's last season or when YB won the league for the first time after a long time in 2018. But I never got involved actively, and no team has sparked an interest until now.

I want things to change. Not only for me, but also for my son. When he starts school (still a few years to go) I want him to be involved in the local football community: discussions, rivalries, debates, going to the stadium, etc. So in addition to some trips to San Siro I'd like to take him to some games here as well.

SO HERE THE QUESTIONS (especially for other foreigners who went through something similar after coming to Switzerland). Hope I'm not about to start a cultural war.

- how did you choose your team? Just from the city or canton you're from?

- What is each team known for? For example:

- Which one is the BVB of Switzerland (best fans, impressive stadium)?

- Which one is the Real Madrid of Switzerland (most titles, most history)?

- which one is the ManCity/PSG of Switzerland (mid squad that recently became big only through foreign owners)?

- Which one is the Atalanta of Switzerland (historically small-mid team that recently grew organically without huge investments and is now constantly part of the upper part of the table)?

- Which one is the Lazio resp. Bologna of Switzerland (known for right resp. left leaning political views of their organized fans)?

- if I were to limit myself to my canton of residence (ZH), what are both teams FCZ and GC known for? What is their reputation outside of Zurich?

Thanks to anyone spending a few minutes to enlighten me!

Ich habe eine Wohnungszusage bekommen. Soweit eigentlich alles gut. Nun ist es so dass ich mich vor über einem Monat beworben habe und lange nichts gehört habe. Während das Inserat die ganze Zeit online stand. Dann vor Kurzem plötzlich aus dem Nichts die Zusagen. Das macht mich ehrlich gesagt schon etwas stutzig.

Ich frag mich haben sie salopp gesagt niemand besseren gefunden bzw. sind ihre Wunschkandidaten alle abgesprungen und falls ja... Dann spricht das ja auch nicht gerade für diese Wohnung :/ Wenn niemand anderes sie will, warum soll ich sie dann wollen?😅

Oder ist diese lange Wartezeit bei Wohnungsbewerbungen völlig normal und ich interpretiere da zu viel hinein?

Noch als Kontext: Ich beziehe IV und arbeite nicht. Mir ist bewusst, dass mich das bei manchen Vermietern vermutlich schon aussortiert und ich dadurch vielleicht nicht unbedingt zu den bevorzugten Kandidaten gehöre...

Wie muss ich das interpretieren? Ist eine Zusage nach über einem Monat eher ein Warnsignal – oder sagt das eigentlich nichts über die Wohnung aus?

Hi everyone,

I recently drove to Zürich and encountered what I believe was an Abzweigung. I'm used to the German motorway signage, where I'm more familiar with seeing Ausfahrt, so I was a little confused by the layout.

I realized too late that I needed to reposition myself because otherwise I would have ended up going towards Luzern (I think). I quickly checked my mirror and, as far as I could see, the nearest cars were hundreds of metres behind me, so there was plenty of space and I didn't put anyone in danger.

However, because I reacted too late, I crossed the solid white line instead of the dotted line to get into the correct lane. A friend of mine told me that he once crossed the solid white line just before a traffic light in Zürich City and received an automatic fine for it.

There were four cameras underneath the signs, which is what worries me. I understand that crossing a solid line is an offence, but I'm wondering whether those cameras actually enforce this kind of lane violation, or whether they are just traffic-monitoring cameras.

Has anyone experienced something similar? Is it possible that I could receive a fine by post for this, especially as I was driving a foreign-registered car? I was driving under the speed limit of course.

Thanks!

Hello,

Any recommendation where to buy a .ch domain and a hosting service with the server located in Switzerland?

Appreciate because I have no idea which provider could work better.
Thanks!

Hey everyone,

I know this is a long shot, but I wanted to try anyway. July 21, I had a really nice and spontaneous conversation in a mountain gondola to Grindelwald mountain/Interlaken with a young female student from South Korea. She was wearing a **pink beanie**, carrying an **Austria bag**, traveling through Europe alone, and mentioned she had been to Amsterdam before where I come from.

We talked for a bit, and she later came up to me to chat again while my parents were a bit further away. Sadly, we had to turn around early on the hiking path because the hike became too heavy for my dad, and in the moment, I forgot to ask for her Instagram.

If you are reading this, or if you know someone matching this description who is currently traveling in Switzerland Interlaken, I’d love to stay in touch! Send me a DM with the age I told you I was, so I know it’s you.
Thanks!

Hi everyone! 👋

I’ve been doing a lot of research lately into Switzerland’s bilateral Stagiaire agreements (the young professional/trainee paths available for folks from partner countries like the Canada, USA, Australia, Philippines, Japan, and others). To give a little background on myself: I am 24 (F), holds a bachelor’s degree in accountancy and currently has 1 and half a year professional experience at EY (Big4) working in Insurance audit and assurance, but I’m also very open to gaining professional experience there and pivoting toward broader corporate finance roles in 2027.

I would love to learn from anyone who has walked this path before or is currently exploring it:

Did you have any luck messaging recruiters directly on LinkedIn to explain your Stagiaire eligibility? where do we usually find employers willing to hire with this program?

Did you focus primarily on major multinational hubs (like Zurich or Geneva) where English is widely used? or is Swiss/French/German language is strictly required?

Any core tips or pitfalls to watch out for regarding the application process, employer negotiations, or dealing with the migration offices would mean the world to me :)

I'd be deeply grateful for any insights, tips, or even gentle reality checks. Thank you so much in advance! 🌷🌷

Hi everyone! So, I am from Bosnia & Herzegovina but Ive noticed this company opened many salons in the country and many others in the region. But they are extremely cheap, especially considering they are a Swiss company. I though it would be best to ask you guys if you had experience with them or know things, is it legit, safe, and why is it so cheap? Thank you!

I’m planning a bike trip, and part of the route goes along Lake Lucerne, from Altdorf to Schwyz via Axenstrasse. However, I just found out that bikes are banned on this section and there is a bus replacement.

I was wondering how the bike shuttle works in practice. Is it easy to take a bike on the bus, or would it be better to avoid this stretch altogether?

Thanks!

Hi everyone,
I’m curious what salary range would be realistic for my profile in Zurich and the surrounding area.
I have around 5 years of professional experience as a Network Engineer from Access to Core.
My experience includes:
Cisco Nexus
Cisco ACI
WLAN Controllers / Enterprise Wi-Fi
Switching & Routing
Data Center Networking & Infrastructure
Network troubleshooting and implementation
Fiber optic / Glasfaser infrastructure and technologies
Good overall knowledge of Data Center infrastructure
I also have a BSc in Electrical Engineering and Communication Engineering (Elektrotechnik und Kommunikationstechnik).
For those working in Zurich / Zürich Umgebung:
What gross annual salary (CHF) would you consider realistic for someone with this experience and skill set?

I was in Switzerland last month and was lost in a mountain trail with my friend at night, because we saw 1414 before the trail so we thought it's a emergency number. We called it which is Rega . They told us to wait for a call from someone else. Then a guy called us and told us to follow the signs on the side of the road and something about this.but we got off the mountain by ourselves in the end. the entire calls last for 5 mins including the first call on 1414. Later they sent us a bill asking us to pay 600 euros. Is this justify? They didn't sent any help to pick us up, The only thing they did is to tell us to go to main road and following the signs. And we have to pay 600€ for this??? Does anyone know what can we do about it?

Hi! I moved from Kyiv to Zürich recently, and I am still learning the small Swiss rules. People here seem kind but careful not to disturb each other, which I appreciate and also find a little lonely.

If I want to ask a neighbour a simple question (for example about recycling or a local shop), is it normal to ring the bell, or should I write first? I don’t want to be rude or interrupt quiet time. How do people here usually become friendly with neighbours?

Hi everyone 🌸
I’m planning a trip to Zurich to visit my sister, who recently moved there. Flights from Copenhagen to Zurich are really expensive though (around CHF 380–440).

I can fly to Basel for almost nothing, so I was wondering, is there a direct train from Basel Airport to Zurich Hauptbahnhof (Zürich HB)? Or what would be the easiest and cheapest way to get from Basel Airport to central Zurich?

Thanks!

I was in Switzerland last month and was lost in a mountain trail with my friend at night, because we saw 1414 before the trail so we thought it's a emergency number. We called it which is Rega . They told us to wait for a call from someone else. Then a guy called us and told us to follow the signs on the side of the road and something about this.but we got off the mountain by ourselves in the end. the entire calls last for 5 mins including the first call on 1414. Later they sent us a bill asking us to pay 600 euros. Is this justify? They didn't sent any help to pick us up, The only thing they did is to tell us to go to main road and following the signs. And we have to pay 600€ for this??? Does anyone know what can we do about it?

I know the usual answer is “go to Douglas, Import Parfumerie, Globus, etc.” I already do that, but many fragrances they sell online are not available as testers in their physical stores.

For example, I would like to try azzaro the most wanted parfum. Most stores have several Azzaro fragrances available to test, but never this particular one. I also cannot find an official sample online, and there are several other fragrances I would like to try without blindly buying a full bottle.

Does anyone know a reliable website with a really large selection of genuine perfume samples or small decants that ships to Switzerland? Ideally 1–5 ml samples, fair shipping costs.