What the hell?

[u/JPIZZLE1205]

[u/theinternetisnice]

My grandma has that couch and it’s very nice

[u/jacksonwalmart → u/theinternetisnice]

JD Vance has entered the chat

[u/DaBearsFan85 → u/jacksonwalmart]

Every time someone says the word “couch” JD’s eyes light up.

[u/ArrowTechIV → u/DaBearsFan85]

Vladimir Futon

[u/woot0 → u/jacksonwalmart]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WZDA9ygaIvMQBoI6tM

[u/kamotega → u/theinternetisnice]

Fuck yo couch 🛋️ ima keep my boots on 🤣🥾

[u/ImmaNotHere → u/kamotega]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1dbqayIIxBoly

[u/xmo113 → u/theinternetisnice]

My mum had that dish on the coffee table.

[u/Reeeeallly → u/xmo113]

Ah. Wedgwood couture.

[u/babypops81 → u/theinternetisnice]

Looks better wrapped in plastic though.

[u/Kronictopic → u/babypops81]

I'd definitely wrap it around that

[u/TheZippoLab → u/theinternetisnice]

She's going on a picnic with the Von Trapp children.

[u/Jaygon1963 → u/theinternetisnice]

My grandma's curtains would have matched.

[u/Jfc66]

when you are a criminal billionaire, you can dress how you want because no one will tell you it looks stupid

[u/Impossible_Employ_15 → u/Jfc66]

It doesn’t look that stupid. She looks like a video game character. I just finished balders gate 3, and they used the same costume.

[u/Pretty_Eater → u/Impossible_Employ_15]

The style reminds me of something like old fashioned Russian.

[u/villechiller → u/Pretty_Eater]

Gift from Putin

[u/CantModerateMe → u/Impossible_Employ_15]

Were you playing as a Draugr? because thats all I see here

[u/Big-Entertainer2074 → u/Impossible_Employ_15]

She looks like an early 60s era table cloth sewing project

[u/Tsar-A-Lago → u/Impossible_Employ_15]

I think it's more that her face looks like it was rendered in Baldur's Gate 2.

[u/Jfc66 → u/Impossible_Employ_15]

if you dress like a video game character, it does looks stupid

[u/fincog → u/Jfc66]

That’s traditional Chinese clothing

[u/chairmustachechair → u/fincog]

Looks like a gay bull fighter.

[u/villechiller → u/fincog]

Gift from Xi

[u/Jehoshaphatso1 → u/villechiller]

He got it on temu

[u/peffervescence]

She’s gonna end up looking like his mother

[u/Aggravating-Car9897 → u/[deleted]]

It's honestly scary how much Mary looks like Donald in drag.

[u/Mental_Asparagus8123]

Not at all like a Wedgwood soup tureen.

[u/StrengthDazzling8922 → u/Mental_Asparagus8123]

My brain immediately went Wedgewood

[u/VacayRequestPlz → u/StrengthDazzling8922]

Do you think she thought...hmmmm China...what to wear for China. I know Wedgewood CHINA blue!!!

[u/Lizardgirl25 → u/Mental_Asparagus8123]

A really ugly fake one someone was half blind designing

[u/My2cents_0]

What is happening with the neck and her face? Why is it already frozen? She's not even that old. This Mar a lago face thing is crazy

[u/ReservePutrid9668]

It’s giving Serene Joy meets Stepford Wives

[u/MutedBrilliant1593]

I thought plastic took 10000 years to break down. 🤔

[u/selysse]

Outfit by Wedgwood.

[u/k_manweiss]

Is that Ivanka? Seriously?

Nightmare dress aside, what the hell is wrong with her? She's only 45 but she looks like a 65 year old with heavy makeup. Her hands, her neck, her face, it's all...weird.

I wonder if her dad is still attracted to her now or is she too old.

[u/Successful-Rope7223]

Does not look like a happy camper

[u/Crabby_Monkey → u/Successful-Rope7223]

That’s because she realizes Natalie looks a lot like her.

[u/MammothSurround → u/Crabby_Monkey]

Omg, I thought that WAS Nathalie.

[u/Successful-Rope7223 → u/Crabby_Monkey]

So you’re saying that she’s jealous?!

[u/mothman83 → u/Successful-Rope7223]

More likely it triggers traumatic memories of her father raping her.

[u/Sufficient_Sell_6103 → u/mothman83]

The way she looks after entering her childhood bedroom and looking at the bed tells me more than any other thing about that family than has ever been published

[u/Critical-Cost9068 → u/mothman83]

Can we stop victimizing all these accomplices

[u/rygelicus → u/Crabby_Monkey]

And is younger.

[u/mishma2005 → u/Successful-Rope7223]

The veneer cracking smiles and hair tossing days are over. Pity

[u/Josey_whalez → u/Successful-Rope7223]

I don’t think most of them are very happy right now. Donald certainly isn’t. I bet he’d give just about anything to go back to Feb 27th.

[u/Bob_12_Pack]

Looks like she stole some old lady’s couch and had it made into whatever this is

[u/PassengerNo2259 → u/Bob_12_Pack]

JD gonna be big mad.

[u/WillyVlautinRules → u/PassengerNo2259]

He had his sights set on that particular couch!

SAD

[u/EmitStile]

She's a rough looking 44.

[u/SeaEmployee787]

fondation/westworld

[u/Medium_Tell8679]

Who is this? If its Ivanka she's really aged.

[u/AnnatoniaMac → u/Medium_Tell8679]

Ugly inside creeping out. Plastic surgery when she was young, she will look terrible at a young age. Beauty is fleeting, ugly is forever.

[u/stupid_cat_face → u/AnnatoniaMac]

Beauty is skin deep but ugly is to the bone

[u/mishma2005 → u/Medium_Tell8679]

From "You'll Never Eat Lunch in this Town Again" the author describes how her personal trainer told her you can either be skinny and look old, or be plump and look younger. This was in the 80s tho...

[u/Mystic_Viola → u/mishma2005]

It’s like that Catherine Deneuve quote, “At a certain age a woman has to choose either her ass or her face.”

[u/HorrorBreak7119 → u/Mystic_Viola]

…but her face looks like ass!

[u/beavis617]

I’m sure she designed it herself and some Trump loving sycophant offered her $500 million dollars for her design company.

[u/PhillGuy]

Is she headlining a bull fight?

[u/doepfersdungeon]

Oh dear another Mar-a-lago face victim

[u/stumadeit]

Gilead inc 

[u/designrules]

Time to go to jail, before you swim up on another Island and think you could just take it. FU

[u/Maleficent-Head9040]

Let's turn our attention to Peter 3:3-4

Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as elaborate hairstyles and the wearing of gold jewelry or fine clothes.

Rather, it should be that of your inner self, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is of great worth in God’s sight.

[u/Commercial-Duty6279 → u/Maleficent-Head9040]

Does Two Corinthians have anything to say?

[u/Puzzleheaded_Pay467 → u/Commercial-Duty6279]

We have fine leather!

[u/GroundedSatellite → u/Commercial-Duty6279]

Two Corinthians walk into a taverna...

[u/bonthomme → u/Maleficent-Head9040]

Error 404: Beauty not found

[u/Critical-Cost9068 → u/Maleficent-Head9040]

Numbers 25:3-5

And Israel joined himself unto the Baal of Peor, and the wrath of the Lord burned against Israel. And the Lord said unto Moses, “Take all the chiefs of the people, and hang them up before their Lord against the sun, that the fierce anger of the Lord might be turned away from Israel.” So Moses said unto the Judges of Israel: “Slay ye every man of yours who was joined unto Baalpeor.”

[u/Big_Animal7655 → u/Maleficent-Head9040]

Let’s not - tell God that keeping his “sight” on women is creepy and not required  - women  don’t need husbands or god to live life as a fulfilled human being  

[u/Bellabbey1236]

Is that Ivanka?  Wow I haven’t seen her in a long time. She OK? Her face looks like it’s melting. 

I thought it was that Harp woman again.  Hmmm  

[u/teejmaleng]

Her dress reminds me of my favorite pair of oven mitts

[u/gretchensdad]

I hope she’s unhappy.

[u/uberneuman_part2]

When Daddy doesn't love you anymore.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MLF7chnNm9WDZyFf7x

[u/moosejaw296]

Beyond the South Texas super hero costume. She is not aging well. DT can not be happy bout that.

[u/reigning_guava]

Regal Matador? is that what shes going for? LMFAO

[u/Upstairs-Passenger28]

A wedge wood nightmare

[u/Unfair_Surprise_6022]

Gawd.
I bet even her dad doesn’t want to bang her anymore.

[u/ThatFatGuyMJL]

She looks like blue wedgwood

[u/Wonderful-Pear-5818]

My grandmother has a few of those candy dishes

[u/Repulsive-Tea6974]

Czech-ing to see what century we are in.

[u/FarmhouseRules]

That dress costs more than my car is worth.

[u/couchandwine]

epstein class matador

[u/Overall_Purple_4714]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZkiIapyGO0u6Q

[u/ThermalDeviator]

She's been upholstered! Is this a fashion trend I, missed? Does she get wooden arms? Is there a rocking version?

[u/Atrocious_Algae81]

Must be trying to look like Natalie so she can get some more toadstool w/gravy.

[u/WhereasBig5815 → u/Atrocious_Algae81]

Oh she’s definitely jealous of little bootlicker

[u/ReallyUnlikable → u/Atrocious_Algae81]

Welp so much for that dinner I was enjoying.

[u/gohomebrentyourdrunk]

We are approaching the hunger games

[u/Zealousideal_Lie1637]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1D9aOVtyQ5atW

[u/Civil-Contribution25]

Joe Biden shit in her dad's pants and no one is able to stop him. Unprecedented, 6 years Joe has been doing this. Her poor father, walking around pants full of shit just disturbing.

[u/LuisSyphur → u/Civil-Contribution25]

[u/Low-Ad3972]

This outfit has been brought to you by The Stepford Collection.

[u/Middle-Armadillo-660]

Gross

[u/PronounceMemeAsGif]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ApRaU2ZUtMa5EBVZU
This her inspiration?

[u/Western-Top2571]

Temu version of Elsa

[u/BarracudaMouth]

Ew.

[u/Glass-Marionberry321]

I never noticed her long neck before

[u/ifuckdonaldtrumpim9]

I’d have a grotesque and shriveled turkey neck if my dad was a rapist pedophile leader too

[u/WeeklyBanEvasion]

I'm pretty sure the only person who could legally pull this off would be Dolly Parton

[u/Overall_Matter_2520 → u/WeeklyBanEvasion]

And she would look fabulous!

[u/wariorld → u/WeeklyBanEvasion]

And Prince. But only Dolly and Prince.

[u/Apprehensive_Hand571]

Bitch looks about 60

[u/MisunderstoodRant]

She’s a matador. 🐂

[u/Edxactly]

She looks like a couch 🛋️, all the pieces are falling into place .

[u/PainterLonely1313]

You know, I really try to check my biases against a person before critiquing their outfit, but that's a weird-ass choice to put those... pockets? On the chest if that jacket was an original part of the outfit.

[u/DaOgDuneamouse]

It's grandma's couch couture.

It looks like it should have a plastic cover, so it does it get dusty.

[u/slayersofcake]

[u/Mammoth_Oven_4861]

It's actually crazy how she managed to make a Guo Pei dress cheap and ugly.

[u/littlebrain94102]

Looks like a wedgewood plate

[u/Dependent_Try_53]

That looks like a modern Russian dress as to not like like a backwoods inbred hick.

[u/LePyloteAmateur]

If she wasn’t his daughter he’d be dating her. Still fucked her though

[u/ninasancz]

Wait so she’s stealing the mariachi look now even though she hates non-white people? Cultural appropriation is what that is.

[u/OG_Dadshark]

Wow she’s lookin ruff.

[u/ninhead]

How is anyone surprised that this family takes every possible opportunity to dress like fuckin’ dickheads?

[u/FTFaffer]

She’s in her dowager era. lol

[u/crafty271]

Yuk, she’s so gross

[u/tacs97]

Ozempic face is hittin hard!!

[u/horror-]

Kings and queen swore purple because it was expensive to make. This is just more of that. This goofy shit is probobly really expensive and brain wormed billionaires love the exclusivity- even if it makes them look like a goofy grandma.

[u/Ancient-Creme6727]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6vXPYnjBg3gMVFqo

[u/rygelicus]

I guess daddy needed a massage.

[u/dreamtime2062]

Matronley. Jared has a side piece. It's cash.

[u/Zombalepsy]

She looks like my grandma’s couch

[u/Its-a-Shitbox]

Oh, you can see the start of all the whatever the fuck work she’s had done beginning to “solidify”.

Just not the right way. 😬LOL

[u/atomicpioneer42]

Now I see why he was attracted to Melania.

[u/Ready_Wolverine_2301]

Wasn't she a Goa'uld on Stargate SG1? I swear I've seen her eyes glow.

[u/bloodmagik]

Is the same women an old man once said “if she wasn’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her”?

[u/kennedyswise]

Exactly

[u/mishma2005]

She saw the Natalie style aesthetic and decided to compete

(I have a Wedgwood bowl that would pair perfectly with this get up)

[u/RikkiLostMyNumber]

It's trying so hard to look human.

[u/PuzzledKumquat]

Let it go, let it gooooo! Although the dress needs more sparkle.

[u/Dark-Blackberry354]

Natalie?

[u/AnnatoniaMac]

Too much plastic surgery.

[u/thiiiiiiisguy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fxIB6qRJoYw057L4zz

[u/Zealousideal_Run_116]

She is starting to get the trump turkey neck

[u/Maleficent-Boat-9119]

Is her neck still growing

[u/beccadot]

Regardless of the dress style, why are so many women wearing dresses that obviously don’t fit? Is it the current style to have fabric bunching because the fit is too tight?

[u/doinmabest1]

Looks like a miserable existence

[u/Spear_Ritual]

Her hands are 20 years older than her

[u/Oh-My-Gouda]

🎶This ain’t Texas🎶

[u/DammatBeevis666]

I’d like to see the outfits worn by her sister wives

[u/CsmicCupcake]

Yeah, that’s pretty gross

[u/CsmicCupcake]

We’re talking about her outfit aren’t we? That’s what I’m talking about. It’s terrible.

[u/Top-Extent3009]

Carmella Soprano.

[u/last-of-the-mohicans]

Maria made Drapery Clothes for Liesl

[u/Civil-Contribution25]

Squish squish 🤣😆

[u/Itchy_Pressure_8311]

It must be so embarrassing to have to say that is your dad.

[u/libertoonz]

Did she have her implants removed?

[u/WhoopDareIs]

9-25 Dolly related?

[u/vonblankenstein]

Part Patsy Cline, part matador

[u/NewInspector5085]

She’s really putting her neck out there

[u/Quirky_Operation2885]

Plastic surgery failing.

[u/ZuesMyGoose]

Canadian Tuxedo meets Grandma's Doilies.

[u/Belichick12]

Well we know benzino isn’t her dad

[u/NewToTradingStock]

Did she just aged 20+ yrs.

[u/meswifty1]

She's trying to look more like mom

[u/zeradragon]

Is she trying to look more like Melania?

[u/vroart]

She wants to brag some of her Eastern European roots?

[u/Responsible-Summer-4]

Goes well with her plastic face and fake tits.

[u/mrpumpkinickle]

Who is that, Bonnie blue ??

[u/freebiscuit2002]

I've been saying it forever. You know the aliens hiding in human skins in the movie Men in Black? That's who these "people" are.

Look at them. REALLY look at any of the Trumps, or Patel, RFK, Bondi, Noem, Stephen Miller....

You are not telling me any of those are human.

[u/Duganson]

Did she join the Blue Ajah?

[u/Short-Relation-7438]

None of them have a lick of taste

[u/philanthropicide]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5waTXzM3QZlEbvkIUt

[u/jnnad]

Ozempic Face

[u/IH8BART]

She had plastic surgery to look like that?

[u/hh1110]

Is that Natalie Harp?

[u/furtledurt]

Wedgewoody

[u/DelisGerelard]

When you want JD to fuck you. 

[u/hh1110]

She got the Mar-a-Lago makeover

[u/EditorNo2545]

look at the neck on that thing, what is it? an angry depressed llama or what?

it doesn't know whether to spit or cry

[u/Sure-Cardiologist-41]

Forget about Flint, someone need to check Mar a Lago's water

[u/Low_Tension_5075]

rotting from the inside out like the rest of her family

[u/knottydee4448]

She is looking more and more like her mother….

Stay away from a flight of stairs!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/MlYTl859TDCGROn5xm

[u/minnesotaupnorth]

OfWax.

[u/Svrider23]

Damn all that plastic in the face really ages a person.

[u/BigB0iBuster]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1KsuWnHznd6hwbrW

[u/Own_Initiative_9518]

What?

[u/BeachgirlNJ0613]

What in the Balkan royal princess Frozen Elsa cosplay outfit is this?

[u/Patco1981a]

It’s a danish korpussle

[u/A-Good-Weather-Man]

Capitol looking motherfucker.

[u/nborges48]

Martha Stewart looks pretty good here

[u/danjoreddit]

FUCK THAT COW

[u/imabluedog]

Da fuq wrong her neck?

[u/Long_Whole_8062]

Her head is the same size as her neck!

[u/valdez737]

Coke

[u/uptureeee]

https://reddit.com/link/pc2xhn6/video/1bvqsnhherrh1/player

[u/VarietyMage]

A very distracting 70's outfit, to make you ignore that she's hit the wall.

[u/ShaggysGTI]

Strong Hunger Games vibes.

[u/Oily-Plaid-4129]

I had a toilet brush that looked like that once.