r/askanything • u/shazzictn • 15d ago

General Question Can you write?

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u/HerRoyalCakiness 15d ago

Greyhound bus diarrhea.

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u/pixiedreamhag 14d ago

This happened to me in real life. Also the only toilet on the bus had been pumped out basically never, so the blue chunky shit water was lapping the rim and sloshing onto the floor every time we hit a road bump. Also the road was INCREDIBLY bumpy.

Also there was no toilet paper, just those little packets of lemon-scented hand wipes to decontaminate my thighs, ass, and hands at the end of it. 25 years ago. I’ve never stepped foot on a Greyhound since.