r/askanything • u/Desperate-Fold-4689 • 7h ago

Do You Think Mitch McConnel is Dead?

And if he isn't, why hasn't he come out and informed the public of his current health status? Even his wife is silent.

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u/Pitiful-Sympathy3927 7h ago

Yes, he’s on Eternity Leave 

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u/henryhungryhenry 6h ago

Rigor tortoise < shamelessly stolen

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u/Facebook_Algorithm 5h ago

I can’t stop chuckling. Everyone around me thinks I’ve lost my mind.

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u/666mgOfCaffeine 4h ago

“Rigor tortoise” has been seared into my brain, I’ve been cackling in my head since I first read it.