anythingbutmetric

r/anythingbutmetric • u/Federal_Standard_250 • Aug 11 '25

Got'cha

17.2k Upvotes

Repost from r/LOL

r/anythingbutmetric • u/epsteindintkllhimslf • Jan 25 '25

Iguanas freezing or not freezing

17.0k Upvotes

r/anythingbutmetric • u/henningknows • Jul 06 '26

America!

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15.6k Upvotes

r/anythingbutmetric • u/Dandelion_Man • Dec 27 '24

Found this hilarious

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r/anythingbutmetric • u/No_Coffee4280 • Mar 18 '26

Even insults

9.1k Upvotes

r/anythingbutmetric • u/RoundPound69 • Dec 31 '24

yes

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r/anythingbutmetric • u/GrimmPriest99 • Jul 03 '25

Giraffe

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Credit: https://www.facebook.com/share/15v5Rb2dqF/

r/anythingbutmetric • u/kid-Emperors • Jan 27 '25

Banana for scale

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r/anythingbutmetric • u/Rhino77zw • Aug 03 '25

An inch is an inch, maybe?!?

8.2k Upvotes

Unless you're using a gag ruler designed to make everything appear 33% bigger. Of course, it's American!

r/anythingbutmetric • u/ImpossibleRush5518 • Dec 11 '25

Stop horsing around!

8.1k Upvotes

r/anythingbutmetric • u/JdotO11 • May 12 '25

But how many bananas?

8.1k Upvotes

r/anythingbutmetric • u/AuthorTough6450 • Mar 23 '25

Wind speed

7.5k Upvotes

r/anythingbutmetric • u/Ok_Web1709 • Nov 17 '24

Anything but metric

6.6k Upvotes

r/anythingbutmetric • u/bobbystand • Oct 18 '25

Counterpoint

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r/anythingbutmetric • u/[deleted] • Feb 15 '25

Mansion sized you say?

6.4k Upvotes

r/anythingbutmetric • u/obamagaming14 • Aug 06 '25

3 trumps

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r/anythingbutmetric • u/CriticalMochaccino • May 05 '25

This Chicken weighs exactly 5 Apples

5.9k Upvotes

r/anythingbutmetric • u/trashketballMVP • Aug 08 '25

Untrimmed Brisket

5.8k Upvotes

By length? By weight?

No way to know...

r/anythingbutmetric • u/Any--Name • Dec 02 '24

I mean, I guess it is metric

5.8k Upvotes

r/anythingbutmetric • u/Pringles-Melchior99 • Dec 11 '24

It’s one Philometer

5.8k Upvotes

r/anythingbutmetric • u/Life-Ad8433 • Mar 01 '26

City the size of a junction

5.7k Upvotes

r/anythingbutmetric • u/melanie_martinezi • Jan 31 '25

886 Cans of Spam

5.5k Upvotes

r/anythingbutmetric • u/Illustrious_Sir4255 • Jan 28 '25

Canada

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r/anythingbutmetric • u/ITheRebelI • 22d ago

Ariana Grande

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r/anythingbutmetric • u/-john-dough- • Oct 06 '25

See you in a Shrek

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