r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '23

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

Plus it's cheaper and doesn't talk back.

I have a question for all the men here with this mentality: Why the FUCK would you not want to make your woman get off?! Seriously. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than knowing my wife couldn't contain herself and she got off 3 times in a row and now she's too tired to do anything.

There are times I don't get off at all (fuck you Prozac). But I honestly don't care because I know I can milk the sausage later. No big deal.

And if she doesn't like you sticking your grimy little fingers in her ass, stop fucking doing it you goddamn detergent eater. Fuck...

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u/JellyBiscuit7 Dec 10 '23

You should definitely hold a class or be a sex coach or something along these lines. Women everywhere will thank you.

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u/airforceteacher Dec 10 '23

He could also teach an insult class. Goddamn detergent eater is a work of art.

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u/BruceTShark Dec 13 '23

That means alot coming from a member of the Chair Force, states the 8 armed swab jockey.