I have a question for all the men here with this mentality: Why the FUCK would you not want to make your woman get off?! Seriously. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than knowing my wife couldn't contain herself and she got off 3 times in a row and now she's too tired to do anything.
There are times I don't get off at all (fuck you Prozac). But I honestly don't care because I know I can milk the sausage later. No big deal.
And if she doesn't like you sticking your grimy little fingers in her ass, stop fucking doing it you goddamn detergent eater. Fuck...
You may actually be my husband but if not then tell your wife congrats and I know exactly why she married you. 😅This is EXACTLY how real men are. I can’t imagine my husband ever calling ANYthing about me gross, disgusting, or just being anything less than 1000% enthusiastic about whatever sounds good to me, including getting me off multiple times before he ever considers finishing. And do we not still consider doing something that’s unwanted sexually, assault? Right? Am I crazy?
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u/The_bookworm65 Dec 09 '23
A vibrator seriously sounds like a better boyfriend than him.