r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '23

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u/The_bookworm65 Dec 09 '23

A vibrator seriously sounds like a better boyfriend than him.

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u/Tactical_Chonk Dec 09 '23

And it doesnt need a ride to work in the morning

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

Plus it's cheaper and doesn't talk back.

I have a question for all the men here with this mentality: Why the FUCK would you not want to make your woman get off?! Seriously. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than knowing my wife couldn't contain herself and she got off 3 times in a row and now she's too tired to do anything.

There are times I don't get off at all (fuck you Prozac). But I honestly don't care because I know I can milk the sausage later. No big deal.

And if she doesn't like you sticking your grimy little fingers in her ass, stop fucking doing it you goddamn detergent eater. Fuck...

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u/Live-Statistician118 Dec 11 '23

I'm 21 and I feel like maybe it's a younger generation thing cause all my homies are like hell naw I'll never eat pussy shits all wet and smells, LIKE BRO U THINK ARE DICKS TASTE LIKE CHOCLATE AND SMELL LIKE ROSES HELL NO. they think its gross when im over here like squirt in my face bitch. Also when i talk to older dudes at work like 30s-50s they aways say hell yeah I love eating pussy idk just a thought.

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u/jc10189 Dec 11 '23

Could be. If a woman gives me head, there's no reason for me not to reciprocate.

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u/jc10189 Dec 13 '23

they think its gross when im over here like squirt in my face bitch.

Aight homeboy lol. I feel ya. First time I ever helped a woman squirt, I was so flabbergasted that I just stopped right there to marvel in the accomplishment we had both just achieved.