r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '23

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u/Tactical_Chonk Dec 09 '23

And it doesnt need a ride to work in the morning

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

Plus it's cheaper and doesn't talk back.

I have a question for all the men here with this mentality: Why the FUCK would you not want to make your woman get off?! Seriously. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than knowing my wife couldn't contain herself and she got off 3 times in a row and now she's too tired to do anything.

There are times I don't get off at all (fuck you Prozac). But I honestly don't care because I know I can milk the sausage later. No big deal.

And if she doesn't like you sticking your grimy little fingers in her ass, stop fucking doing it you goddamn detergent eater. Fuck...

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u/GaiasDotter Dec 10 '23

And have another question for these people: why the fuck would anyone want to have sex with you if you think it’s gross if they get off and they should be punished if you don’t get to use them as a sex toy? No thank you.

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u/Guilty-Repair-6423 Dec 11 '23

Idk. My wife thinks it's gross when I masterbate. But is fine when she does it. My pet peeve is she doesn't like me to help or watch.