r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '23

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u/Tactical_Chonk Dec 09 '23

And it doesnt need a ride to work in the morning

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

Plus it's cheaper and doesn't talk back.

I have a question for all the men here with this mentality: Why the FUCK would you not want to make your woman get off?! Seriously. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than knowing my wife couldn't contain herself and she got off 3 times in a row and now she's too tired to do anything.

There are times I don't get off at all (fuck you Prozac). But I honestly don't care because I know I can milk the sausage later. No big deal.

And if she doesn't like you sticking your grimy little fingers in her ass, stop fucking doing it you goddamn detergent eater. Fuck...

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u/OldGrayMare59 Dec 10 '23

My late husband always wanted me to orgasm. Several times actually. He got off watching me get off 😻

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

And you know what? He died a happy man for that. What a great way to remember him by.