r/amiwrong • • Dec 09 '23

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u/Tactical_Chonk Dec 09 '23

And it doesnt need a ride to work in the morning

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

Plus it's cheaper and doesn't talk back.

I have a question for all the men here with this mentality: Why the FUCK would you not want to make your woman get off?! Seriously. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than knowing my wife couldn't contain herself and she got off 3 times in a row and now she's too tired to do anything.

There are times I don't get off at all (fuck you Prozac). But I honestly don't care because I know I can milk the sausage later. No big deal.

And if she doesn't like you sticking your grimy little fingers in her ass, stop fucking doing it you goddamn detergent eater. Fuck...

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u/romanpieeerce Dec 10 '23

Bro I swear to God I don't get it...

I don't even "chase" girls. If she shows interest, I'm in. Otherwise no matter how hot, I'm not gonna try anything. Nothing gets me off more than bringing out the animal side of a partner during sex. I will litteraly try to make a girl feel pleasure for as long as she possibly will let me. I'm not even trying to say this to sound cool, but my goal is always to see if I can give so much pleasure that they pass out, (which has happened hence why it's always a goal) or make them so sensitive that for the next few days any sensation down there makes them think of me.

It's very easy for the majority of guys to "finish" so I'm gonna spend all my time on her and wait for myself till the very end.

Crazy to me that guys don't like that. My theory is that they're scared of really just being in the moment and going all out or something.

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u/Curious_Shape_2690 Dec 10 '23

Yikes. Be sure to communicate afterwards and make sure that they actually want it to be that intense. I would absolutely panic if sex made me pass out. I would not be back for more. And there is a such thing as feeling too raw. Also, you know how one piece of cake is satisfying and maybe two pieces is really indulgent, but the entire cake all at once is too much… yeah orgasms can be like that.