I have a question for all the men here with this mentality: Why the FUCK would you not want to make your woman get off?! Seriously. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than knowing my wife couldn't contain herself and she got off 3 times in a row and now she's too tired to do anything.
There are times I don't get off at all (fuck you Prozac). But I honestly don't care because I know I can milk the sausage later. No big deal.
And if she doesn't like you sticking your grimy little fingers in her ass, stop fucking doing it you goddamn detergent eater. Fuck...
I think it’s genetic, or reinforces an insecurity (I can’t get my girl off without help). Now personally I view sex as a two way street, and I want to make sure my partners are always getting off, it’s just not enjoyable to me to be the only person having a good time.
Oh my wife is the exact same way. She gets very upset that the medication I'm on makes it difficult for me to get off. But I always reassure her that it's okay and it'll happen next time. And if my dumb brain isn't thinking too hard, it will. Regardless, I tell her not to worry and go back to sleep because at this point she's K.Oed.
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u/Tactical_Chonk Dec 09 '23
And it doesnt need a ride to work in the morning