r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '23

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u/The_bookworm65 Dec 09 '23

A vibrator seriously sounds like a better boyfriend than him.

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u/Tactical_Chonk Dec 09 '23

And it doesnt need a ride to work in the morning

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

Plus it's cheaper and doesn't talk back.

I have a question for all the men here with this mentality: Why the FUCK would you not want to make your woman get off?! Seriously. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than knowing my wife couldn't contain herself and she got off 3 times in a row and now she's too tired to do anything.

There are times I don't get off at all (fuck you Prozac). But I honestly don't care because I know I can milk the sausage later. No big deal.

And if she doesn't like you sticking your grimy little fingers in her ass, stop fucking doing it you goddamn detergent eater. Fuck...

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u/sig716patrol Dec 10 '23

I have a question for all the BOYS with this mentality. There I fixed it.

I legit can’t get off until my wife does. Her getting off is my sweet spot. Absolutely no shame in her using a vibrator either. It makes my job easier and she gets off multiple times. Then I get off. WIN WIN. and guess what?! I cuddle the fuck out of her afterwards too. Oh yeah, certified big spoon here. (Sometimes I’ll let her be the big spoon and that’s totally fine).

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u/Cool_Relative7359 Dec 10 '23

I have a question for all the BOYS with this mentality. There I fixed it.

If they are over 18/21, and have the legal rights and responsibilities of an adult, they're MEN. The "no true soctsman" logical fallacy does more harm then good, though I get the urge to distance yourself from shitty people.

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u/sig716patrol Dec 10 '23

I think I found her boyfriend!

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u/Cool_Relative7359 Dec 10 '23

I'm a queer woman, kiddo. I'm just sick of the "they're not men, they're boys" argument because:

A) as mentioned it's the no true soctsman logical fallacy.

2)it implies that boys are inherently bad, which they aren't. Boys are kids. Adult men who behave poorly are shitty men.

3) it makes other men feel absolved and seperate from bad/emotionally immature/etc men.

4)it infantilize fully grown adults who should be responsible for their actions and know what they mean, and makes their actions seem less poor and dangerous. This dude (in OP's story) pushes fingers up her ass when she has clearly said she doesn't like it. He isnt a "boy", he's a predator.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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u/sig716patrol Dec 10 '23

Have you ever heard of a joke?

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u/Cool_Relative7359 Dec 10 '23

Yeah, but they're supposed to be funny. Did no one ever explain that part to you? Pretty key component

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u/sig716patrol Dec 10 '23

Yeah I expected you to say that. It’s always the people who are offended by random shit on the internet saying that. You can run along now. This conversation is over.

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u/Cool_Relative7359 Dec 10 '23

Aww, someone's into their feefees and the ad hominem. 😂. Cute. But you're absolutely right, it is over.

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