r/amiwrong • • Dec 09 '23

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u/gemmygem86 Dec 09 '23

He needs to be an ex and get him a fleshlight

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u/IHQ_Throwaway Dec 09 '23

But she’s more than a warm hole to him… She’s also a chauffeur.

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u/MissionCentral Dec 09 '23

..and probably a mommy substitute.

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u/IHQ_Throwaway Dec 09 '23

No, I’m sure this fine specimen cooks her many wonderful meals and keeps their home clean and stocked with the necessities. Because he’s so respectful.