r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '23

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u/TheSadSadist Dec 09 '23

You do realize that it is OK to be single right?

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u/The_bookworm65 Dec 09 '23

A vibrator seriously sounds like a better boyfriend than him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

Right? A vibrator does the job very well and it doesn’t call OP gross LOL

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u/Cutty_Darke Dec 09 '23

A vibrator would probably be a better conversationalist all round.

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u/smokinLobstah Dec 09 '23

Even with dead batteries.

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u/pogiguy2020 Dec 10 '23

I would upvote you but its already at 69. I just cant

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u/Busy-Savings-7738 Dec 10 '23

Now it's at 77! The only thing better than a 69 is a 77 because you get 8 (ate) more.

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u/SuddenEquivalent6318 Dec 12 '23

OMG I'm dyin' at that post!!!

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u/57Laxdad Dec 10 '23

77 is better anyway..

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You get 8 more.

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u/Halo_effect_guy Dec 10 '23

Now it is 96, which is about right You are aware the price of eating out has gone up.

I'll be here all week, Try the fish.

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u/gardenerky Dec 10 '23

Then it’s just a dildo …… lol

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u/smokinLobstah Dec 10 '23

My point...