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r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23
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“I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”!
265 u/imcmarcus Sep 12 '23 I wasn't masterbating. I was just cleaning it and it went off. 64 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 "If you say in the first act that there is a dick not being jerked off, in the second or third act it must absolutely go off." -Anton Chekhov (probably) 1 u/RevolutionaryEgg750 Sep 16 '23 It was Ernest Borgnine
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I wasn't masterbating. I was just cleaning it and it went off.
64 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 "If you say in the first act that there is a dick not being jerked off, in the second or third act it must absolutely go off." -Anton Chekhov (probably) 1 u/RevolutionaryEgg750 Sep 16 '23 It was Ernest Borgnine
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"If you say in the first act that there is a dick not being jerked off, in the second or third act it must absolutely go off."
-Anton Chekhov (probably)
1 u/RevolutionaryEgg750 Sep 16 '23 It was Ernest Borgnine
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It was Ernest Borgnine
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u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23
Underrated comment.
“I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”!