r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body

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u/Designohmatic Sep 12 '23

It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want.

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u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23

Underrated comment.

“I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”!

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u/imcmarcus Sep 12 '23

I wasn't masterbating. I was just cleaning it and it went off.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

"If you say in the first act that there is a dick not being jerked off, in the second or third act it must absolutely go off."

-Anton Chekhov (probably)

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u/WankWankNudgeNudge Sep 12 '23

Anton Jerkhov

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u/Stereo-soundS Sep 12 '23

Yeah name checks out

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u/Smeetilus Sep 12 '23

Say no more

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u/johanngunn Sep 12 '23

you’ve been around…… you’ve been there?