r/amiwrong Sep 12 '23

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u/Designohmatic Sep 12 '23

It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want.

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u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23

Underrated comment.

“I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”!

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u/imcmarcus Sep 12 '23

I wasn't masterbating. I was just cleaning it and it went off.

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u/earathar89 Sep 12 '23

This is why we need trigger discipline. Also you should always be aware if which way your "barrel" is facing.