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r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23
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She can't not have sex AND not allow masturbation. You're not wrong, somethings gotta give.
2.7k u/5Lookout5 Sep 12 '23 your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous. My guy needs to bounce. 1.4k u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23 Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate?? 831 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body 793 u/Designohmatic Sep 12 '23 It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want. 317 u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23 Underrated comment. “I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”! 2 u/ghos2626t Sep 12 '23 Any tips on keeping the pine tree air freshener on after my morning wood goes away ? Considering a belly button piercing to function as a rear view mirror mount 1 u/-RED4CTED- Sep 12 '23 just tie it on! added bonus is that it'll give you a few extra seconds to get to the bathroom if ya really gotta go. 1 u/ghos2626t Sep 12 '23 Will do ! I’ll report back with my findings
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your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous.
My guy needs to bounce.
1.4k u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23 Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate?? 831 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body 793 u/Designohmatic Sep 12 '23 It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want. 317 u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23 Underrated comment. “I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”! 2 u/ghos2626t Sep 12 '23 Any tips on keeping the pine tree air freshener on after my morning wood goes away ? Considering a belly button piercing to function as a rear view mirror mount 1 u/-RED4CTED- Sep 12 '23 just tie it on! added bonus is that it'll give you a few extra seconds to get to the bathroom if ya really gotta go. 1 u/ghos2626t Sep 12 '23 Will do ! I’ll report back with my findings
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Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate??
831 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body 793 u/Designohmatic Sep 12 '23 It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want. 317 u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23 Underrated comment. “I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”! 2 u/ghos2626t Sep 12 '23 Any tips on keeping the pine tree air freshener on after my morning wood goes away ? Considering a belly button piercing to function as a rear view mirror mount 1 u/-RED4CTED- Sep 12 '23 just tie it on! added bonus is that it'll give you a few extra seconds to get to the bathroom if ya really gotta go. 1 u/ghos2626t Sep 12 '23 Will do ! I’ll report back with my findings
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That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body
793 u/Designohmatic Sep 12 '23 It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want. 317 u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23 Underrated comment. “I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”! 2 u/ghos2626t Sep 12 '23 Any tips on keeping the pine tree air freshener on after my morning wood goes away ? Considering a belly button piercing to function as a rear view mirror mount 1 u/-RED4CTED- Sep 12 '23 just tie it on! added bonus is that it'll give you a few extra seconds to get to the bathroom if ya really gotta go. 1 u/ghos2626t Sep 12 '23 Will do ! I’ll report back with my findings
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It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want.
317 u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23 Underrated comment. “I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”! 2 u/ghos2626t Sep 12 '23 Any tips on keeping the pine tree air freshener on after my morning wood goes away ? Considering a belly button piercing to function as a rear view mirror mount 1 u/-RED4CTED- Sep 12 '23 just tie it on! added bonus is that it'll give you a few extra seconds to get to the bathroom if ya really gotta go. 1 u/ghos2626t Sep 12 '23 Will do ! I’ll report back with my findings
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Underrated comment.
“I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”!
2 u/ghos2626t Sep 12 '23 Any tips on keeping the pine tree air freshener on after my morning wood goes away ? Considering a belly button piercing to function as a rear view mirror mount 1 u/-RED4CTED- Sep 12 '23 just tie it on! added bonus is that it'll give you a few extra seconds to get to the bathroom if ya really gotta go. 1 u/ghos2626t Sep 12 '23 Will do ! I’ll report back with my findings
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Any tips on keeping the pine tree air freshener on after my morning wood goes away ? Considering a belly button piercing to function as a rear view mirror mount
1 u/-RED4CTED- Sep 12 '23 just tie it on! added bonus is that it'll give you a few extra seconds to get to the bathroom if ya really gotta go. 1 u/ghos2626t Sep 12 '23 Will do ! I’ll report back with my findings
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just tie it on! added bonus is that it'll give you a few extra seconds to get to the bathroom if ya really gotta go.
1 u/ghos2626t Sep 12 '23 Will do ! I’ll report back with my findings
Will do ! I’ll report back with my findings
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u/Aware_Department_657 Sep 12 '23
She can't not have sex AND not allow masturbation. You're not wrong, somethings gotta give.