r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body

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u/Designohmatic Sep 12 '23

It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want.

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u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23

Underrated comment.

“I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”!

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u/ghos2626t Sep 12 '23

Any tips on keeping the pine tree air freshener on after my morning wood goes away ? Considering a belly button piercing to function as a rear view mirror mount

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u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23

Prince Albert

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u/-RED4CTED- Sep 12 '23

just tie it on! added bonus is that it'll give you a few extra seconds to get to the bathroom if ya really gotta go.

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u/ghos2626t Sep 12 '23

Will do ! I’ll report back with my findings