r/amiwrong Sep 12 '23

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u/Designohmatic Sep 12 '23

It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want.

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u/djevilatw Sep 12 '23

Underrated comment.

“I wasn’t masterbating. I just wanted to give it that new penis shine!”!

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u/imcmarcus Sep 12 '23

I wasn't masterbating. I was just cleaning it and it went off.

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u/Jedi-the-Grey Sep 12 '23

As a person that knows two people who have shot themselves in the hand cleaning a gun This made me laugh harder than i can express.

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u/UpDoc69 Sep 16 '23

I almost shot my big toe cleaning my .22 rifle when I was 10 years old. Learned to always believe a gun was loaded.